Doommaker

86 pts · February 20, 2019


Sure you weren't. I total believe that.

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#6 Rough sex is a good thing but I don’t think it’s a good thing to be a good person to be around and I don’t think that it’s a good thing for me to be around you.

Predictive text is weird.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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It's just a pity that I feel like I should be putting the "Specimen Rejected" on so many others.

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#4 Abnormal & Priority Specimen.

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He was in my dreams once. Only once. I think I scared him off.

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You can if you use a straw!

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So this is in the UK, where last I checked, a great deal of discrimination is still the norm. Including racism.

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Stop smearing barbeque sauce all over yourself then!

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Um, hate to break it to you Noam, but that exactly what the word evil is meant to describe. I don't know what you thought it meant, but clearly you were wrong.

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I'm thinking we need to start up S.E.L.F.I. Search for Earth Life Form Intelligence. Because most of these humans are clearly not intelligent. This S.E.T.I. thing seems kind of like putting the cart before the horse here.

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You have chosen wisely.

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So, the loophole to prostitution is just to record it and then not show it to anyone, so you can claim it's a failed porn vid?

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Pickles are made from cucumbers, so you didn't find its brother; you found its mummified form.

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As long as it's because you are gaining muscle to replace fat and not something weird like gaining bone, or something, then you should be fine.

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It's about what the average adult man weighs.

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That's a shot put. Even if it were the maximum size and made entirely of osmium, it would still only weigh just under 26kg. Yeah, that thing doesn't weigh 90kg, that's for certain. But 900g is less than 1kg, it would have to be made out of plastic to weigh so little.

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That's a shot put. Even if it were the maximum size and made entirely of osmium, it would still only weigh just under 26kg. Yeah, that thing doesn't weigh 90kg, that's for certain.

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#17 Those people are probably ace or into dudes, you know since forest spirits are typically female.

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I only survive because I haven't got a choice in the matter. Thriving is much harder.

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#52 That's one hell of a suicide joke.

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Oh my goodness, Bruce Banner is fictional! Marie Curie was a real person! These two things aren't even comparable! You know who else died from radiation poisoning? The guy who worked on the first two atomic bombs. I forgot his name but he made this awesome quote before he died: "I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

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All zero of them huh?

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Both my dad and I have very neat writing. It's not as curvy and bubble-like as this, but it's still very neat. We are both very much straight. We are both autistic, though. Maybe there's something to that?

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Look, if I go blind, just let me stay blind.

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I have become superhuman, I wish there were more like me.

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