Witchcraft! :)

Feb 22, 2025 10:41 PM

Luvlyquants

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#funny #Witch

also muscle building on your stomach may make the fat look worse but don’t worry it too will fade if you keep at it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Older lady I used to work with was super into fitness, but also believed weight was the only factor, building muscle makes you fat because you gain weight from it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tapeworm?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You's gettin' stronk.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The volume of blood increases noticeably when you switch to lifting, and muscles swell due to localized trauma. If you took a week off lifting, I almost guarantee you'd shed a few pounds of water. Proper muscle recovery is heavily dependant on available water.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as it's because you are gaining muscle to replace fat and not something weird like gaining bone, or something, then you should be fine.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you're getting taller. Doc tells me I'm to heavy for my height. I disagree. I think I'm too short for my weight.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Muscle will do that. Had to wrap my head around that pretty early on when I started taking fitness semi-seriously

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did an old Indian man curse you? #thinner

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1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Here, whaddya make o' this?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gaining muscle, losing fat?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diabeetus?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I noticed this too, I noticed its easier to clean myself whiel showering, I am nearly using the smallest buckle hole, but I think this one is my gut staying the same and just weird fast distribution idk. the skin fold on my back are barely touching and almost gone but I still weigh the same, and I am not trying to diet just have eaten less but not alot less, its a half ass diet I guess.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry about weight till it’s a routine.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started losing weight several years ago and I wasn't doing anything different. I was only about 210 pounds at the time. At first, I was like "COOL!" until I hit about 10 pounds down, then I started getting worried it was a tumor and started weighing every morning. I didn't have insurance, but at 15 pounds, went to the Dr. Thank god it wasn't a tumor. It was diabetes. Only a very marginally better outcome.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Muscle tissue has a higher density than fat tissue, typically around 1.06 kg/L for muscle compared to 0.92 kg/L for fat.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good: I weigh the same as I did in high school.
Bad: It's all fat now.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you are thinner and stronger the scale is meaningless.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

swol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op you lose weight while you gain muscle mass!

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1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i was expecting to see sisters of battle but i ok :D

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good lord the comments…density, not weight.

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When I hear this shit I say “ so you’re telling me five pounds of muscle weighs more than five pounds of fat” and they say “YES!” Lolz.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, pound of bricks pound of feathers. Though you do have to carry the weight of what was done to those birds…

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We already know you are a witch. Nothing new.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

:)

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, looks like you are cooking again.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're working out, muscle weighs more than fat. If you're not working out, maybe visit a doctor.

1 year ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

No.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steel is seven times as dense as muscle, maybe it's finally happening

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to says this.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I switched from just jogging to mix of jogging and lifting. :)

1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

There it is. Now flex your new sexy muscles

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my experience (and it varies person to person to some degree) lifting did a lot more to help get in shape than cardio. Dieting though is about 75% of what goes into getting thinner. It's just too damn easy to eat the extra calories you burn exercising unfortunately.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Lifting shapes your entire body, but cardio is quicker for fat loss, a proper mix of both and proper diet and you will start to see the weight melt and the muscles shaping you up nicely/

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't be too obsessed with the scale if you're getting stronger.
BMI is more important than weight.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

the way bmi works is if you replace fat with muscle you can get a worse score

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BMI is an ok indicator. What you want to know is your visceral body fat. If you're going to use weight, unless your using a dexa scan or body pod. I wouldn't put any weight on your BMI. Focus on health benefits and let the scale track whatever. At end of the day, strong is strong. If you're hitting the heart, lungs and legs well, you will be fine.

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1 year ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 0

LMFAO!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This genuinely made me laugh heartily!
The double entendre, the horrible cropping. +1

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment. I mean, #2 at the moment, but still underrated!

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

nice cropping otherfucke

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The meme still carries the same weight, it just got thinner

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What cropping?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well it looks different on desktop

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Muscle wieghs 1.5x as much as fat

1 year ago | Likes 304 Dislikes 3

THIS!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1lb = 1lb. Congratulations on failing a cereal box riddle.

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Also "Estimates suggest that every pound of muscle burns roughly six calories per day at rest, Dr. Church says. That’s about three times as many calories as a pound of fat, which burns roughly two calories per day."

When I was at my leanest, while muscled up, my body started MELTING fat at a scary rate... i started throwing scoops of ice cream and peanut butter into my protein shakes to slow the loss...

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I thought it was 3x?
I’m no excercisologist.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how much basal metabolic rate is contributed. Muscles cost you a lot more energy than fat, even if you aren't using them.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1.5x as dense?

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yep, tightly bonded protein and water versus water and what is basically gel.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not exactly, It's only around 1.15 times more.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Muscle is 1.5x more dense than fat*

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

:)

1 year ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

The horse says: DOCTORATE DENIED

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This right here is Futurama's nerdiest, funniest joke.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I dunno, remember when they invented a whole-ass mathematical proof just for the sake of the plot of one episode? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner_of_Benda

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It wasn’t even super funny esp too which was weird

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I also liked “Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.”

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