DoingTheLordsWork

2146 pts ยท November 29, 2015


8 years married and our consistent phrase the whole time has been "wanna bang?"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of Vienetta, which I miss dearly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Constrictors love cuddling...

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Except he's from Connecticut.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The Iron Tit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I survived y2k.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LEGO will give them to you or at least let you buy them at very reduced costs if you are this good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Violence,Speed, Momentum

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Master Roshi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still not enough for my pasta

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love candy,bubble gum and taffy...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Convent-ional Drugs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was actually a porn made of 2 people banging while skydiving

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find the most amusing part of this is the avatar is the teenager that was pretending to be a geinocologist

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one sturdy lounge chair. Where can I purchase some?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

first* lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Immediately take their tops off. Best fist 5 min at the beach ever

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the time but, the best was summer 2004 back home on spring break. Just got to the beach, 3 girls plop down in front of my romate and I 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From Miami also, it gets a lot better than this when they go topless on South Beach.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter calls them her brown friends. I laugh. Their parents laugh. We all have a good time. See? Not that hard. She's 5 btw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree completely. That's why it's nuts that there is no rule in place that the fucking president doesn't have to pass a background check.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Presidency does not require a clearance unfortunately. The president determines classification, which is scarier in this case.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She paid 140K$ of her personal money to have the server built and looked after

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

sure*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would consider this 33,000 PDS's and over 100 CMIs. Pretty I would go to Leavenworth for this if it were me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kayden Kross is back in the biz actually

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. That's like a 150$ cut of brisket

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually my supervisor did, not kidding.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Fun fact: they guy that invented the Rick Roll is my supervisor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0