DogsFuckThePope

1684 pts ยท March 5, 2015


Don't be so dramatic. They've never killed a human in the wild. They show up at crowded beaches in my country all the time - they're sweet.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

As a kiwi, my number one rule when in America - don't be a smart ass to anybody. They have the right to bear arms and I don't have shit.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Yep. Call to order and you can skip the queue.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shaka, brah.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a fucken legend.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what I needed right now. I AM going to have that next beer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went swimming with these guys and they're so big I could only look at it one section at a time. Tail, middle or head.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look too bad?? I got concussed watching that.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Spent time in Beijing and can confirm that yeah, some days it wasn't so casual. Opened my eyes to what minorities can experience anywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...and the Queen loves it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Oi! You two! That's a nerf!" - Policeman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coming from a country where tipping is not mandatory, without tipping - service goes waaaaayyyy down and food/drink prices go waaaaayyy up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Like Eckhart Tolle's evil twin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Brian Cox proposed the Fermi Paradox is due to political unrest and nuclear war being a natural progression for intelligent life..... shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

current friend group, where you are going alongside them and the support you get from them, then you don't have to do anything at all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pursuing those things, you'll meet friends within those circles and you will find your upgrade in friends. If you're happy with your 3/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you want to find friends who are more in line with where you want to be and what you want to do in life? When you spend more time 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Figure out what it is you truly want to do and spend more time doing that. When you say you want to "upgrade" your friends, I presume 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) Set goals on where you want to be. 2) Will your friends support you on these? 3) If not, spend more time on your goals than your friends.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys, whatever you do, just don't put your asshole over the sinkhole.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Mother of a friend of mine told us that she had tried heroin once. She enjoyed it so much, it scared her out of trying it again.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the moment it touches their lips, they start thinking again. Probably about how they shouldn't be smoking. So it isn't relaxing at all.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The dude doing the interview is a New Zealand comedian - Leigh Hart. It'll be one of his mates who set it up in the background.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"should have fingered it out before this last semester" heh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's a New Zealand Silvereye or Waxeye

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aussie, if our unemployed are taking your jobs, it's time to take a looooong, hard look in the mirror.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're committed to jumping off something into water, ALWAYS commit!! Especially when you're holding your friends hand.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0