DoctorRobotMD

17788 pts ยท May 23, 2014


No, I don't have better things to be doing.

Did you settle for being a gangster of love?

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It probably depends on the school. My school gives out lunch for free to all students. Many schools in my state (MA) sell lunch at a loss.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But a certain merchant only accepts pesetas! He's got some rare things on sale, stranger!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It was started as a fun little summer camp activity. Cheap, easy to learn, high accessibility. It blossomed into a competition over time.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I held a baby orangutan once. It was like holding a sack of flour that happens to be stronger than you.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That's a really low bar. If we voted for everyone smarter than riogrande59, nearly everyone would hold office.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Forbidden chicken wing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Science teacher here. I just teach facts, man. Global warming is a significant threat.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Isn't CPD a constant of 0.5?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not a bad idea.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fiance got a bearded dragon a few months ago. I would break down in hysterics if the little guy escaped. Pets are family.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

One of these photos is cropped a little differently than the others...

5 years ago | Likes 1143 Dislikes 4

You underestimate my square-ness.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn. I did the math before checking the comments. I could have saved myself 3 seconds on a calculator.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Guile?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big Nose Gang rise up! (with masks on though, please)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know the rules. Straight to the incinerator.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You fool! Now all your enemies will be twice as hard to kill!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most of the time, yes. Though there were a few braggarts that were completely untouchable.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You pretty much just delivered my first week of lessons right there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I HAVE. And they fall for the same trap.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it helps, I quit half way and became and engineering teacher instead.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know plenty of humble engineers. You'll be fine. Just don't make any sudden movements.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know I'm missing the point, but I went to engineering school and HOO BOY do they not get tired of telling everyone how smart they are.

5 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

Won't someone please think of the poor monumental businesses?

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I didn't realize how constantly on-edge I was until my dentist asked me if I was alright...

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

*angry limits noises*

5 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0