DocSpit

16994 pts ยท December 3, 2016


How are we supposed to know how big it is of there's no banana for scale? It could be a wombat for all we can tell!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Webster-Miriam recently updated the definition of 'literally' to also mean 'figuratively'. No joke.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Heck that. I'll just take a twiddle or two

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gaslighting

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The rarely seen band behind Michigan J Frog...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gygax isn't dead! He just gated to the celestial plane...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're saying 'ye olde days' and you're taking DC, you're not talking about 'ye olde days'... #percentagestealthchecks

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Approval Seal meme potential

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The thing about flying under the radar is that you're now low enough to plow straight into a mountain.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Paying a tip on a price you've already negotiated with the artist sounds really redundant. Why not just offer that amount to start with?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people are alright with skipping right to the part where they get fucked...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#youkeepusingthatwordIdon'tthinkitmeanswhatyouthinkitmeans...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The company in question is based in England, but the British government is already currently investigating them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it was more, they leased out SOME data, but then that company took more than they paid for and lied about it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel like we should be thankful we're only being exposed to his(?) backside...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are very critical of people's faces here, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

About to say; 100 million people posting their breakfast on Instagram, but 'big business' is diming them out to 'big brother'. Right...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you find yourself having to ignore that movies/television is staged to enjoy those.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This would have more impact if Rand Paul hasn't also voted in favor of last year's tax legislation, which was ALSO submitted without reading

8 years ago | Likes 428 Dislikes 21

This is doubly funny because a person who looks after a horse is, in fact, a groom.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Goatse man's living room set

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... Why do they look like they're about to behead that kid 'for the cause!'?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, you got off easy! My last 90 minute ER visit was $12,000...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that post took a sharp turn I was not expecting...

8 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 0

If nobody at your school has bothered to learn your name by now, wearing that nametag sticker isn't going to help.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not for anyone with a Jan/Feb birthday. Gonna need to up it to 78 beers for those people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The kind that want their animals going to good homes, and not complete twats, obviously.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 6

She wrecked her Harley down there at Bike Week.

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2