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-2
8
238
A Maginot-ly Amusing Pun
0
0
359
Fuck Those NASA Punks!
0
3
119
Probably Should Have Tried Snake Yelling...
2
6
336
And I am Running Out of Synonyms...
10
7
322
KFC Knows How To Twitter
40
6
1342
Really?
-2
2
161
What a wild ride it's been!
63
39
3245
'C' is for 'Counting'!
24
5
1059
They Turn At The Merest Scratch...
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908
A Traffic Jam Turns Into 'Bike Week'
21
2
1684
French Fries Are Pasta Now...
0
2
469
The Manifesto
1
2
143
Tempting Fate
10
1
259
My Kind of VW Party Wagon
1
0
159
I Might Be Bruce Willis...
11
35
514
Last Chance...
1012
62
63745
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
5
2
319
My Favorite Fortune Cookie Fortune
7
7
520
MRW I tell my commander to go mitigate a dispute between two attractive, violence-prone, provocatively-dressed crewmates...
10
2
577
Get Off My FB Feed...
22
6
905
Okay, I Really Have To Know...
44
23
1847
MRW I work nights and the FEDEX guy pounds on my door at noon, but doesn't need me to sign anything and just leaves the package by the door anyway...
50
10
2115
Let's Ease Up On That 'Share' Button, Eh?
51
37
1892
Don't Know Who I'm More Proud of...
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Close, But No Cigar..
2011
156
104398
12 Unqualified Men
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I Don't Even Tell My Closest Friends...
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