DocFunkenstein

172105 pts ยท July 29, 2024


"But but the stock market!"

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No way, katanas are /magical/ man! No other blade could do that if you spent way too much time sharpening it! Unpossible!!!

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that'll totally upset them and get them to change fuck all. Just like all the protests, and calls, all the letters. It's working guys! Everything doesn't just get worse and worse every day! Keep ratting signs around and screaming ineffectually! They're super scared of what you're 100% never going to actually do that all these 1000% idle threats are meant to imply! Woo!

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

Yep.

Sorry to throw reality in your face.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Yeah, cause the rest of the world are innocent bystanders, and rallying en masse against those who aren't! Just look at all the countries forming an alliance against Israel! As if they're just sitting on their asses, blaming the US for everything, as all these atrocities go on there, in Russia.... China... North Korea... the United States... Venezeula... way too much of Africa...

Yeah no, my bad. What was I thinking. All those countries are totally fighting the good fight. Stupid US.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Children's primary role in society are as disease vectors designed to strengthen the gene pool and keep immune systems strong. I won't be convinced otherwise.

8 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

("Oh, and all the movies were great. But JK Rowling still sucks, man! This show is so anti-trans and shit!")

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

TOTES.

That's why all the complaints are about the show itself! Like this complaint! "Man, that trailer is so bad man, I hates it!" "NO NO NO, what he MEANS is JK Rowling sucks!"

Delusional fuckwits.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, HBO has a massive track record of doing shitty shows with low budgets and poor cinematography. It's true. I dare say 99.9% of their shows are that bad. And all those actors that accept roles in them are absolutely bottom of the barrel dregs.

Oh wait, there's black people in it. Yikes! Better try and say it's the worst thing ever created and try to convince everyone that you hate it because of literally anything else you can muster! That'll hide the real reason you're crying over it.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lots of laws exist to prevent this shitstain from doing most of the shitstain things he's doing.

It doesn't matter if no one enforces them. Doubly so when the ones who enforce the laws are the ones breaking them.

9 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I don't think charismatic means what you think it means.

9 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is the reason, you dim-witted buffoon. They're making fun of people like you who've done the same thing in reverse, and are *painfully* oblivious to the fact that you're being mocked.

But it's cool, you're super fluent in Japanese and watch tons of anime! So cool! No ragrets, mate!

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Ten bucks she was a fucking stripper or hooker.

13 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how you think that "no" applies to what you're replying to.

Learn to read what's actually written, not whatever made up shit you desperately wish was said.

13 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

It will legitimately be difficult to tell in a few more years. That disgusting bitch is nearly as artificial as the robot is already.

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the reverse of people unknowingly getting Kanji tattoos that say incredibly stupid things when they were going for something "cool."

But a lot of the people here seem oblivious to that, and firmly believe it's something else entirely. What, I have no fucking idea, but it's clear they have no clue.

13 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Free slave labor once their machinations come to fruition.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Edited out: "Now, do the exact opposite but don't tell anyone."

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor little snowflakes, can't handle that everyone telling you how special and amazing you were was the exact same bullshit every other older generation said about the next. But it really WAS true for YOU! You know how to use GUIs designed for idiots, so that makes you a super tech savvy super genius! It's true!

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That's it, keep clicking those down arrows while living in denial that your generations are just as fucked up as every other one.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yes, HBO has such a terrible track record. So many shitty shows with absolutely terrible production values. Mmm, yes indeed.

Just scream about what you're really upset. The "woke" casting and whatever else you fucktard MAGAts go on and on about.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Sorry, my bad. I guess the 18-44 crowd are still the Boomers.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Executive Branch = the ones who execute the laws.

The question is why the fuck didn't Biden do shit when he had the chance?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doubly so since now they have complete control over the only people who can do anything about it.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the Zoomers and Millennials were going to save everyone. Huh, go figure.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

It's easy: They're planning on cheating again. Duh.

1 day ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

Nope, you're just being a fucking asshole and can't comprehend it. So you can go fuck yourself, sunshine.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, but you people are the ones celebrating a monster as a heroine just because she had a shitty fiance (that she cheated on without breaking up with him, just to add to her own massive list of shitty things).

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it's really nonsensical.

2 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

You mean educate yourself by asking questions? God fucking forbid.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1