DoIReallyHaveToDoThis

4319 pts ยท June 17, 2016


Needs more toast

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imgur-friendly version of this joke: "911, I'd like to report a murder!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freshly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's fair. I can imagine the type of people you're talking about too. Add loud (maybe flaunty) conversation and anyone can be annoying

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We talk about what interests us. Sometimes we get a bit loud. Mostly others go about their business as usual. /2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Were you sitting with them? I'm a sports fan who sits in a bar with other sports fans and we talk loudly about sports. /1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur really has a fetish for trashing on vegans. The irony is that the vegan-bashing here is more prevalent than any actual vegan posts.

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"Speak softly, and carry a big stick." - Dog's motto, probably

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta say, keep up the work and you're going to have all kinds of lady attention, man. This coming from a straight guy. (Obligatory no homo)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

FP material if I've ever seen any

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey now, that's not the middle of nowhere. That's Nebraska, and that's as close to a road as they have out there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Perkins at 4 in the morning pretty much only means one thing in my experience

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I also am gay

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of my favorite Bible verse: 'And then I witnessed the ass of the LORD and lo and behold, it was glorious." Revelations 55:4

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no no, it's "Why the fuck is there a bar in front of the shovel?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four too many words there. If you run out of TP, you just gotta yell that shit at the top of your lungs. Think "next county over."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One should not feed wild deer. That is a proven way of making them less able to remember how to hunt wild grass.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is VR good? God damn I want to try it but I'm broke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you have the doms with their twitter accounts that get men to pay their bills, buy them shoes, send them money, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texans

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So does this also brush the tongue, or do you still need an old fashioned toothbrush for that? Gonna have a lot of people with shite breath

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Or a gynecologist

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Only so much an already strangled ed. system can do. Parents have to be more involved in teaching beyond the lesson plan. Sex ed, car maint.

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