AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
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Jan 9, 2018 8:49 PM
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
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ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
guys I think it's a joke
junior406
Yo. was anyone watching xfiles tonight!?!? what a fucking goocher
greenbean5772
He's had a really good nose job
spacesoulboi
He look like he fitting to tell somebody
OnePunMan69
I'm not gay but if Ryan wanted to fool around it'd be a yes. Nobody is that straight.
BigBallsRandy
Yes , by choice! Not his, though. Hard to believe though
shahbrahdaman
ganjapudding
Bullshit
ScrippyChan
I call bullshit.
zarola1
Used to swear he was Sam from Clarissa Explains It All.
zackofspades
I just heard the entrance riff...
Bluegrasslass
What's going on with those eyebrows?!?
Shortblondeandsexy
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MandaloreIncognito
Fun fact: I've been abstinent my whole life. Not by choice, really.
YouShouldntGoDownThere
You do have a bit of Bud Bundy goin on there.
ScooterMcPooter
He was in an episode of the X-files when he was this age. I barely recognized him.
micotyro
Meh, its more the hair really. If he had a modern haircut he would look average at worst
Sharkostomy
Is he supposed to be ugly? He ain't ugly.
exlurker42
...I'm beginning to think 'attractive privilege' is a real thing cuz damn so many people are SO much worse at that point.
HamboningMaySaveYourLifeOneDay
Attractive, doors open, Attractive and personality the world is open...
observationalist
....duh?
justagirlchildpassingthrough
Hopefully that is not a thing because you don't have to be exactly attractive to be talented.
exlurker42
And yet you get treated quite differently
justagirlchildpassingthrough
That's because you have something they don't but feel lucky cause they have what you don't.
eion85
I would've awkwardly flirted with him.
ImgurianGeographic
I have to disagree with a lot of the comments.The fact that he thinks he looks bad enough to not get a date then, says he's probably humble
AlmightyDylon
You also have to remember is most actors were the drama geeks in highschool. Usually not the cool guys they are now
RealNewsFakeAnswers
Sarcasm... its sarcasm
WyrdJamie
Yeah . . . I look back at my high school yearbook, & some if the nerd were cuter than the jocks, but no one saw it then.
Tornadotaco
High school is all about power and status. And corporate America. And religion. And politics. And standing in line at 7 11
WyrdJamie
Sounds about right.
IAmSmartOnOccasion
You kinda look like Andy Cohen
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
Me?
IAmSmartOnOccasion
Oops. Sorry, Ryan Reynolds.
WannabMrsLee
Nose job? Not that there’s anything wrong with that...
Trentski
#regenerate
GotdatGudDee
Stupid 140 character comment limit.. was gonna say HELL id do him and I'm not even gay:-)
tankboy
Poor Ryan, how awful to go through your teens cursed with that ugly mug.
catsandcoke
Not to mention the horrible personality. No sense of humor. Total asshole. /s
NobodyJustBrad
He looks the exact same
wandergeist
And a Ren & Stimpy backpack. Fiona Gorchinski wasn't impressed. https://youtu.be/g_0oM-o2ZK8
Ellkyi
If he was abstinent as a teen, then as a teen, I was a virgin.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I guess he really was abstinent as a teen, then.
Loveisntafeelingitsanability
Um, dude. Lol
ArchPigeon
He doesn't look bad at all to me..
themuttonisniceandlean
I am fairly certain that comment was sarcastic.
ArchPigeon
Oh my bad, I'm really bad at picking up on sarcasm (even in person) haha
themuttonisniceandlean
It's really hard via the written word sometimes. Totally understandable.
WoefulWombat
Maybe he wasn't part of the popular crowd at his school. Might've been the decent looking weird kid in his teens.
malachitedragon
I was one of the "would be decent looking if he wasn't so fucking fat" kids.
WoefulWombat
I'm one of those now.
Mokaroni
You were doing what to fat kids? No wonder you aren't allowed to teach anymore.
malachitedragon
Points for the creativity, but had to take them back away for having to stretch for it.
kodiak931155
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
Boter316
DIngleberriesForBreakfast
Sometimes I think attractive people need a reality check before they post stuff like this.
GerberLegalTeam
It was a joke, I thought.
Kennytarmac
Kitsuryu
Isnt his whole gimmick based around sarcasm?
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
He's making a self deprecating sarcastic joke. I'm sure he's more than well aware that countless people find him attractive.
cancerriddenlung
Considering how funny he is...he probably did go through some shit at some point
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I was very conscious of my looks growing up i thought i was was ugly too. Because being only 5 kg over weight in the 80s you'd be called fat
Irishitup
...can you explain?
InfocalypseRising
He's acting like he was ugly, but was clearly quite handsome.
MrStealYourGiF
Tastes change though, all he needed was the wrong haircut.
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
I doubt there’s many girls that would go “this dude is so hot, I want to have his babies.”
fucktruck
I think he looks like a choir boy with a unibrow, so I feel like he probably wasn't getting laid at this point in his life.
InfocalypseRising
I mean you definitely don’t see that picture and go “oh god he’s hideous” though.
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
But you wouldn’t classify him as “Sexiest Man Alive” either, right?
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
Because that’s what girls say today
WumboPower
Money and being funny in several movies may have something to do with it.
thehumanoidsarecoming
Seems more like it's a joke about todays standards. 16 year old boys dont look the same now as they did then. We've gotten smarter about
thehumanoidsarecoming
/2 physical health and safe muscle growth
wadenelson1
Beautiful women will never ever realize just how unfriendly the world is to the rest.
ArchPigeon
I mean I was treated pretty badly as a kid and went on expecting to be disliked throughout life. Now in college apparently I'm attractive :|
IwilllikelyaskyouQuestions
I wish I could disagree... Had facial surgery, and I've been treated completely differently since!
vnii
Are you Korean
IwilllikelyaskyouQuestions
No, it was more medical than elective, so it was free in my country :)
MamaTerrorHawk
Can you elaborate? I’m interested to hear your experience!
IwilllikelyaskyouQuestions
Yeah, of course!
IwilllikelyaskyouQuestions
So my dentist found my jaw didn't seem to be growing properly when I was twelve-ish, warned me I might need surgery once I'd grown up (1/?)
IwilllikelyaskyouQuestions
Fast forward and I'm 17, stopped growing (still short darn it), time for braces! They were supposed to be for 18-24 months... (2/?)
IwilllikelyaskyouQuestions
Ortho 1 moved away, ortho 2 was terrible, braces finally BROKE, went back, assigned ortho 3 (amazing, teeth moving again, less pain) (3/?)
servingmytimeinusersub
I was abstinent as a teenager, but then, i was brainwashed by a cult.
DoIReallyHaveToDoThis
Same. https://cdn.dopl3r.com/memes_files/sex-no-thanks-i-prefer-the-eternal-joy-of-our-lord-0-Z7Ohf.jpg
Pjw120
What cult?
servingmytimeinusersub
Nothing famous. Just a family that ran their own church. I was the hot, smart, godly teenage guy, but I was never good enough
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servingmytimeinusersub
No worries, im a well adjusted adult. Haven't been to church in forever
ZimGenzko
You just sound like a dick
servingmytimeinusersub
Im ok with that. I spent an awful lot of my life making other people happy
ZimGenzko