Dizzyjoe

101864 pts · June 13, 2012


Hillooo! I'm Joe and I live in a country. Info about me (last one is a lie): - I have hair - I eat - I sleep - I understand Squirrels Other random shit not worth the read: I told you not to read this but whatever it's fine either way because people have the right to choose their drinks! I know you're probably thinking "drinks???" and that made you think about hats that hurt you when you were young? Did it not? It sure got me the first time, I was only a little kid back then when I first thought about stuff. Imagine all the damage it made to my young fragile little brain, yes... and I know what you're thinking, that is way too early for any kid to handle. Such insanely complicated thoughts exploded in my mind. What did you say? Yes, of course I've been in a wheelchair ever since... and can hardly talk anymore. However! I did survive just to say "Timmehh!!!" to strangers on the street. Which makes all the trauma and nightmares that constantly haunts me feel worth while. If you're reading this then no worries you'll probably just experiance some minor brain damage and confusion about why the hell you used 45 mins of your time reading this crap. foull of spelling errors and meaningless cock.

And space pirates

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha! Yes!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at that little guy. "Hello I can be a moon too" silly Saturn.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

White privlliage... getting away without a license! If that baby was black he would have maced and strangled that baby for sure!

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Yes, they give great pleasure to inkeepers I heard. If you listen closely you can hear YMCA is played within their tunnels.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard wombats helped save other animals in their borrows during the great forrest fire. What a lovely creature ?

4 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Yeah but they had Dragons...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

-showers

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is it just me or is he flipping us off?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They make s luger

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Who lives in a blue world!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ææ

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Rock probably :)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's also really old oil... You can tell by the dark color.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obviously,,, We're not brainpepsi!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone have been studying at the umbrella academy...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow you're really into frog porn.... Respect.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aww it has a sheep head lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PPC

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, it's death sickening...

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I'd rather live with coronavirus than die of bedbugs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

What are you*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You live in the forrest? What are an elf?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah poor snake :(

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No goth kids here

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Dungeon master I guess

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