Dizzyjoe

101864 pts · June 13, 2012


Hillooo! I'm Joe and I live in a country. Info about me (last one is a lie): - I have hair - I eat - I sleep - I understand Squirrels Other random shit not worth the read: I told you not to read this but whatever it's fine either way because people have the right to choose their drinks! I know you're probably thinking "drinks???" and that made you think about hats that hurt you when you were young? Did it not? It sure got me the first time, I was only a little kid back then when I first thought about stuff. Imagine all the damage it made to my young fragile little brain, yes... and I know what you're thinking, that is way too early for any kid to handle. Such insanely complicated thoughts exploded in my mind. What did you say? Yes, of course I've been in a wheelchair ever since... and can hardly talk anymore. However! I did survive just to say "Timmehh!!!" to strangers on the street. Which makes all the trauma and nightmares that constantly haunts me feel worth while. If you're reading this then no worries you'll probably just experiance some minor brain damage and confusion about why the hell you used 45 mins of your time reading this crap. foull of spelling errors and meaningless cock.

Final destination

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It's my 6th cakeday today! As tradition goes heres my first favourite.

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When you can't afford the prosthetic arm but the doctor helps you out.

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Rare footage carped on tape

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Best way to travel

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Good morning

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When you get home hammered but have to walk the dog before bed.

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MRW I overhear a woman saying she's unable to have children

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Has technology gone too far?

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Playing with life

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When you decide to rest in the middle of the fight...

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Awesome invention

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Dog steals boyfriend?

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True

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Here comes the food boat! Tuut tuut!

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Japan... lol

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I need this!

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Took this amazing photo in Mongolia the other day

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Reinhardt got this!

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Trumpzilla vs Mega Clinton

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MRW when I get back from lunch and some of my office accessories are gone.

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The russian "Dartz"  1,5 million dollar luxury armored car.

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Slow day at work so I made a upvote stickman :)

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When you accidentally connect too many gadgets as a DJ

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Pic taken of my home town last evening

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Also rape is murder. 

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Come dog! I'll help ya in.

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Apple releases the new Ibag

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This is how I imagine the veteran, glorious imgurians browse usersub

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Delightful Dark Disney gifs

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Sith Patrick Stewart

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Sheep had enough

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Styled up imgur today and it looks sweet!

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Next level MacGyver

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Used too long to make up a good title now I'm dizzy as  f*** 

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When modern architecture goes too far.

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These players knows how to get the ladies. 

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Cooking as a student.

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Lock up your women, Japan.

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Wait... what?

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Playboy for blind people

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Refugees are have now found new faster ways to get out. 

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Kitty wants to sleep but then...  QUACK ATTACKS! Out of somewhere... Nobody knows exactly where and this title is way too long.

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I just realised that I'm a Satanist

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Cat snake customes

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Hungry? Why not open up a nice cheeseburger in a can?

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I present the Fallout shot (Not such a hit with the Japanese crowd)

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Pinky and the Brain

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Mind blowing hedgehog facts of the day!

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My favorite C&H strip

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Not easy to get coffe with auto correct

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Comics of course

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Got to hide my stash!

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Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus our lo- gurglgriwheuwhfudi

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Teabag cookies! Teabags for everyone!

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Did Samuel L. Jackson make this receipt?

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Louis CK makes some good points

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I'm just gonna sit here you may go to the next post.

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