Divra

410 pts · November 30, 2015


Bitch, you lyin'... but thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The purest truest love is the love between a grouchy middle-aged man and the pet he swore he didn't want.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take your upvote and be damned.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And your jaw goes clonk. And your knuckles crack. You’re basically a walking drum kit at this point.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot get into multigenerational feuds for no reason beyond ”I’m bored” and smoke copious amounts of meth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew a retired chemical engineer. Made the sweetest moonshine I ever drank.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not since they stopped looting places. I tell ya, the geneva convention killed church architecture.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My life has forever been altered for the better.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also the groundskeeper is lazy and who the fuck authorised building an extension?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanna split the difference at Lucy Lawless?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it my imagination or does genderbent Hugh Jackman look like Lucy Lawless?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bright a.k.a. Microsoft wouldn’t sell us a shadowrun license.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

King Abdullah of Jordan.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Don’t be a scaredy-cat, murder-mittens! They’re nice! And tasty!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have an updoot, damn your eyes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pick up ”the laundry files”, a world where Magic is advanced mathematics and all sorcerers are computer scientists.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also do drugs and get into drawn-out feuds for no apparent reason.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The big rivalry in Cricket isn’t England-Australia, it’s Test-t20.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Ocean puppers are best puppers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

See also ”Tijuana bibles” (NSFW, but do I need to tell you that?)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If by ”this” you mean ”Young Jessica Alba”... yes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone has to be the bigger man, and I guess you got volunteered...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Come on, boys. We don’t want trouble in here, not in any language.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I came here for the Dune-references. Not disappointed.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the Tombstone, and curse you for forcing me to log in so I could upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good boy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you just made the entire world slightly worse.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0