FrozenFoodGuy
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Apr 27, 2019 3:10 AM
FrozenFoodGuy
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Mentor397
Screw ibuprofen. I was taking Oxycodone for breakfast in my 30's.
EvilDarkSpoon
Turning 30 is like a second puberty.
mitsisdad
I can’t believe you winers, I’ll be 70 in October, still ski, hike, bicycle. Rode my 1975 BMW motorcycle yesterday. Hope you make it to 40?
Klnwltrnk
My sister was born in 1998, and it still blows my mind that she's old enough to drive.
TrixieLaBouche
I have one week left in my 30's. So glad to get this shit ass decade behind me.
SemperCallide
32 here. Labido is down from 20s, but grateful. Can finally focus on something - anything - without thinking of sex constantly.
W12A1TH
Turning 30 in June. I don't need this
EvolveCT9A
I'm turning next week, lend me your pistol
Fapracadabra
I'm not even in my 20s yet but i'm already 30, FUCK
WeezyWee
I felt like leading up to 20 took forever, then I was 30 5 minutes later
Rogerz79
Shits too real, down vote.
Rogerz79
Secretly up votes
ActuallyKitty
I turn 30 in less than a month... These memes are already shockingly true
Davidnfilms
1998 was two years ago.
Nrpain
right
ScourgeOfAges
Ooh, boy, next year is gonna be ROUGH for you...
dirtymartiniextrafilthy
iscah
I feel personally attacked
snarkmaiden
I knew I was officially 30 when I realised I can't drink like I used to and get mad when the council change what I can/can't put in to bins.
Erbicom2
51 here, but in a better physical condition than when I was 30. Only thing is when I eat bread now my stomach starts to bulge.
Atratvs
"Pfft, you know nothing", Atratus, 42.
UhhhhhNick
Took my kids to the park near our house where they have a small rock wall to climb. Gave it a whirl as i used to be a master tree climber in
UhhhhhNick
my youthful years. Somehow pulled a muscle in my forearm and now i cant make a fist. Ill be 33 next week. It sucks getting old.
EdgarAllanPoo
Sounds to me like people need to exercise more and care less about what other people thinks
PrfctDrk
https://imgur.com/7bFBfVz
victimofconspiracy
Being young at your 40's is easy. Now try it married.
mikosflower
A lot of physical pain problems can be relieved with exercise and diet. I'm in my 30s and my body feels the best it has since 19.
MarvelousShiggyDiggy
My motto is you only got one life to live so LIVE IT!!
BennyGaga
I've got a thousand lives, i just can't remember them.
YouMightHateMe
FrozenFoodGuy
“Live life, love living it!” Has been my motto most of my life!
dirtymartiniextrafilthy
Most? Do you believe in life after 30?
FrozenFoodGuy
Well i’m 32 right now, and as far as i’m aware i’m still alive! Might not always feel that way, but medically speaking i am!
DigMyTime
“Aaah...fuck it”
FrozenFoodGuy
Also a good life motto!
kerouazy
A recurring saying for me has been: welp, I guess THIS is how I die...
bananas4rent
How am I suppose to eat handfuls of ibuprofen when my BAC is at a steady .15?
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
i cant have ibuprofen for breakfast because i'm already getting Gaviscon also for lunch and dinner
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
asking the REAL questions
McFluffySundae
There are staying at home bras?! Mine is usually the first thing that comes off when I get home. Where can I get a comfy at home bra?!
Drunktinyoctupuswantstofight
Bonds makes really comfortable ones https://www.bonds.com.au/comfy-crop-wvlhy-bac.html they are called the comfy crop. Not sure you can get
Drunktinyoctupuswantstofight
them outside of Australia
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
Lane Bryant makes a "lounge bra" either lined or unlined that has essentially become my every day bra. Because fuck perky boobs.
SoggyNoodleSoup
Who wears bras at home? O.O Am I doing it wrong?
mangogangsta
Sports bra
McFluffySundae
Sometimes I don't like my boobs bouncing around so I like a bra but they are so uncomfortable to be lazy in. Its a battle of which I want!
Tamaril
I actually am uncomfortable without a bra most the time
whippasnappa
Tig Bitties Biddies...comfy non wire bras go along way
UnrustleYerJimmies
Big tits like mine. Not wearing one leads to boob sweat.
Manamanatee
People with a huge rack, I presume. Not me, I'm a member of the itty bitty titty committee. :/
Johann316
Wait until your 40s hit you like a Mack truck...
onepinksheep
Turning 39 in a few days, it's amazing just how much difference a few years make. People in their early 30s seem so young to me now.
BSutherland
*cackles at you from age 50* just wait...
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
Yep. I'd fist bump you but I can't extend my arm due to tendinitis in my elbow. That's right kids, even virtual fist bumps hurt.
onepinksheep
It's the forearms for me, both of them. Lifting something or even opening a bottle is fucking painful much of the time these days.
Johann316
Random back pain. How does one sleep wrong, I’ve been doing it my whole life!
ilikepancakesyay
When I turned 30 I was diagnosed with IBS and a chronic migraine disorder. Both came suddenly and out of no where. Seriously, fuck 30.
ElyaEquestus
Sounds bloody awful. I show allergic reactions towards sunlight, become a lot more sensitive towards heat strokes and more prone to 1/
ElyaEquestus
2/ migraines. My mental health did take a sharp turn up so you know. That's nice.
pistacher
knees pop like musical instruments!
goflyblind
for me, it's my ankles.
SpittleFairy
My knees crack so loud that my housemate can hear them through a shut door. My feet crack when I walk, my hips occasionally pop. I'm 26.
Divra
And your jaw goes clonk. And your knuckles crack. You’re basically a walking drum kit at this point.
sappitychan
I don't even need to move for my shoulders to pop like maracas!
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Shake the bag a little, you'll get more popping
blondetauren
My left knee aches when it's cold out...
furnitureandeffects
They hurt going up and down stairs.
SomeKindaMonstur
Turned 31 a few montha ago and this was basically my birthday present
Nerdextrordinaire
Knees, ankles, hips, shoulders. My shoulders crack like glass when I get up out of bed. Or off the couch.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
...are they not supposed to? Mine have been doing that since I was a teenager
alticaarden
Mine crack everytime i move and im only 23 :(
furnitureandeffects
Get outta here you!
SomeKindaMonstur
Turned 31 a few montha ago and this was basically my birthday present
ogresPiTerror
Went out for after midnight drinking in the park with some younger friends and I still have a fucked up knee. No Gangnam Style past 35.
Thekindofkindlyman
No Gangnam Style. Ever
ogresPiTerror
That was almost 10 days ago. Miraculously, there was no video taken.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
You're gonna jinx it
iShouldProbablyGetBackToWork
Mine creak like the rusty doors in horror films
RackhamTheRed
Stab them. Seems to be a good solution for everything in those films
Icyfirebolt
I'll be 31 in 11 days. I've never been to a club. I think I've been in my 30s since I was 18.
theBirk
Same
customcartoons
Same, friendo. I was in a bar once, and starting reading a book with my glass of wine. 1/2
customcartoons
Right way I figured out I was doing something socially unacceptable to everyone there
Icyfirebolt
Sounds like something I would do. I avoid stores that have super loud music playing because it gives me a headache.
KayGriMi
Same
TellusEidolon
Same
TharrickLawson
Pulled a muscle in my back while washing glassware in the lab on Thursday. Now I'm having muscular spasms and can barely move. Fuck the 30s.
pumpkintits007
As a former lab rat, repetitive strain/poor ergonomics is a thing they don't prep you for. RIP my pipetting thumb.
TharrickLawson
Pipette thumb and eppendorf thumb are very real things :( Nowadays I use an electronic multichannel if I'm aliquoting loads!
IRideUponAPaleHorse
You should have stretched first, then washed.
TharrickLawson
Yeah, I'll remember that next time!
dirtymartiniextrafilthy
Shit... why have we not built a standard sink that allows you to wash dishes without slightly leaning over to do so?
TharrickLawson
I'm the tallest person in my lab by a considerable margin. Any sink that'd be that good for me would require everyone else I work with
TharrickLawson
to use a stool
dirtymartiniextrafilthy
Hasn’t stopped us in the way of seats, clothes, or anything else that they base off the average human.
TharrickLawson
Eh, I can't fit into most clean-room suits because they assume a larger chest size means you're normal height but fat
joebuck123
I love reading these, I'm well north of 60 and kids, you have no idea!
Varimothras
"Daddy, chill"
joebuck123
*grandpa*
Somethingswrongwithmeme
Read "well north of 60 kids"
joebuck123
LOL.
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
It’s crazy. One day we’ll all be in the ground together, collectively and obliviously witnessing time end
SniffsMcgee
<3
dirtymartiniextrafilthy
I feel like my body peaked and I’m now just slowly dying.
imemewhatimeme
You've beem dying since you were born.
dirtymartiniextrafilthy
“False” - Dwight Schrute
maskedrabbit
Incorrect, you are growing then you start dying.
BananaForScaIe
I'm slowly getting better at it and one day will succeed.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Do a flip!
imemewhatimeme
I like you.
BananaForScaIe
Rereading my comment it almost sounds suicidal :o