DiscountOneLiners

31928 pts · January 2, 2019


@BotDrawA draw a plate of spaghetti that looks angry

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Incorrect

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@BotDrawA plate of spaghetti and meatballs looking like an angry action hero

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think you need to turn off your firewalls. Or at least close port 666

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I supposed someone is obligated to make the “pussy likes giant banana” joke somewhere on here. There. It’s done. Back to the cuteness.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We can get weirder!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#1 that’s the cure to solving my shopping obsession?! It’s so SIMPLE!!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Can’t. Must do step 1&2 prior to kiss corgi

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Ba-Ram-Ewe! Ba-Ram-Ewe! To your flock & fleece be true!” -Sheep cult, summoning the some-pig. probably.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Naw, just a guy who had an involved and loving father and grandfather and who was taught to build a network of men of character to lean on.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you think you might find yourself in a situation where you need one, you probably need at least two.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

In order to have a private support network you draw on for strength and wisdom and that you give back to your brothers in return.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

is acknowledging you are not strong enough to go through life alone and must intentionally build a network of trustworthy brothers & mentors

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

True. But you still need to be emotionally strong publicly and for your family. For your family to feel secure. Part of healthy masculinity

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

But they have such a nice squish!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

“SON OF A HUMAN WOMAN!!!”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

& something tells me you make ad hominem attacks about others in order to shut down views you don’t like. But my something comes with proof.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 14

Can’t see what’s coming from the left so you can turn right safely

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

It’s the color discerning D-mocrats prefer

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Plus giving an attainable comfortable life to people keeps all these crazy wack jobs calling for guillotines and eating the rich in line

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

It’s definitely out there on full display

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

?1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, this is Patrick

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

“Sure musk! I can come back in Monday to help you with that, but my new salary will be $200,000 with a $30,000 sign on bonus.”

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

claw back the severance if you sue. Further right to work states usually have no such protections.Especially if you sign an at-will document

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Usually when you sign for the severance pay you also sign statements you will not hold the company for wrongful termination and they can

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I read that as “too late…sike”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As we embrace the souuuuuuunds, of silence.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The Duck running a 5k was easily the most epic thing I seen today

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3