368 pts ยท August 5, 2016
Something fake
I was born to be a good mom to my dad who is the most amazing woman I know
He was responsible for Dankfest.
TIL ulterior, not alterior
Mike Tyson
Some people can control how much and when, I could not.
Been 3 years for me. One of the best things I've done in my life.
His story is amazing.
Looks like delivering the vitamin D was better for him.
Man On Fire: Grenade in the butt
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Thanks for reminding me of Sarah, Tara, Sarah, Bre, Heather, Alicia, Hot Bartender, Chick at Target, College girls across the street........
Underrated comment
I, too, am disappointed daily by humanity.
Hi moon
Get on the ship they said. It'll be fun they said.
I wasn't thinking that
My friend's nurse mom had a guy come in who used these to keep his boner. Passed out after sex and didn't take them off. Lost his penis.
Well done @OP. Hopefully I won't remember reading this in a year.
I like to watch when I pull out.
What is the star/space link so I can feel insignificant when I'm depressed?
My eyes came looking at the post-it notes
Mental illness is real. Don't be afraid to ask help and never give up. RIP.
Sigh....*unzips*
Keep it up @op! Rooting for you!
That'll buff out.
You can't use logic on illogical people.
It could trigger an intergalactic war.
+1 for low maintenance
I was born to be a good mom to my dad who is the most amazing woman I know
He was responsible for Dankfest.
TIL ulterior, not alterior
Mike Tyson
Some people can control how much and when, I could not.
Been 3 years for me. One of the best things I've done in my life.
His story is amazing.
Looks like delivering the vitamin D was better for him.
Man On Fire: Grenade in the butt
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Thanks for reminding me of Sarah, Tara, Sarah, Bre, Heather, Alicia, Hot Bartender, Chick at Target, College girls across the street........
Underrated comment
I, too, am disappointed daily by humanity.
Hi moon
Get on the ship they said. It'll be fun they said.
I wasn't thinking that
My friend's nurse mom had a guy come in who used these to keep his boner. Passed out after sex and didn't take them off. Lost his penis.
Well done @OP. Hopefully I won't remember reading this in a year.
I like to watch when I pull out.
What is the star/space link so I can feel insignificant when I'm depressed?
My eyes came looking at the post-it notes
Mental illness is real. Don't be afraid to ask help and never give up. RIP.
Sigh....*unzips*
Keep it up @op! Rooting for you!
That'll buff out.
You can't use logic on illogical people.
It could trigger an intergalactic war.
+1 for low maintenance