DickTipPapercut

66872 pts ยท July 15, 2013


Comment I get the most: Your username made me wince. If someone screenshots this and gets it to the front page, shut the fuck up.

whys his hat so fucking big

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Possibly relevant

20 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

why does it have to be a desert island? prefer something more tropical or rainforesty

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My motivation for working out right now too. Punch one of those ice fuckers in the god damn throat if I ever see them harassing someone around me. Ill step in, I dont give a fuck anymore.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The mower exploded

1 day ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahhaahhahaa... hahahahahahahababababababahhahahahahabahahbfjshahahahahahah hahahahababaghahahah

2 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Pretty standard for most non-shit headphones

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Featuring Jovan Bradley, someone everyone should be listening to.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the painting crocs are dope too. definitely cultured.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah actual art on imgur instead of poorly proportioned cartoons

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You cant just use things that are out of style like this, what will the kids think of you

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

German is one of the easiest languages to learn.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

yeah it was a hard top but completely came off and the back window rolled down

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

r i z g o b rizgob baby

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i just want a modern 88 4runner

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

well cmon then, give me some trouble

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

seems a bit harder to ride than a normal board but could be a ground (and head) breaking new sport

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

kick her the fuck out and maybe even arrest her. shits dangerous

6 days ago | Likes 620 Dislikes 0

this happened for me about 15 years ago now, but it wasn't maga at the time, it was just hyper-judgmental religion. it's a great release and things have only gone up since then. they don't contact me and i don't think about them.

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

clearly only because it wasn't the best way to get rid of bullies. i can think of a handful of better ways

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i thought they were 'funny' in the way that they perfectly illustrate how a terrible and normal person can ascend to a state of mythdom through hyperbole.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

There's no jokes about Bruce Lee because Bruce Lee wasn't a fucking joke.

6 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dear grim reaper: this one please.

6 days ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 2

nearly all of my friend groups are like.. "okay? so? i'm supposed to mourn a terrible person?" but i forgot not all parts of the internet thinks terrible people dying is not a bad thing so i got in a bit of trouble posting a celebrating reaction

6 days ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

Dont knock it till you try it.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I definitely don't have any for sale.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as long as you don't live in a china shop you should be okay

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

She should do another pearl harbor but only maralago and the white house while he's at either.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not a pov

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Wtf does that dumb fat pedo need to fundraise or campaign for anyway... HMMMM?

1 week ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1