DerpyUserID

75193 pts ยท June 8, 2015


Why you creepin? Stalker. No don't leave. I love you. Go ahead. Creep away. Why Imgur- I spend my time in user sub farming comments like a good imgurian. If you're here because I've offended you, take a number. It's probably a bad joke. Or a really good one you don't understand. Either way. Peace and love. https://imgur.com/a/aj1Fu Aka: Producer Dave, Frito, ridicules guy Previous accounts on Imgur- 5... or so. Social connections- Fuck Facebook, fuck tumblr, fuck 4chan, fuck 9gag....Fuck Snapchat, fuck tinder, oh and fuck twitter but not black tweet dumps, those are hilarious. Favorite cuss word: Fuck Metal disorders: Rage induced euphoria. \m/ Trollapathy Mild depression addictive personality Political standings- I'm pro cats but I'm not anti dog. Same with politics. Pragmatism over parties. What's my age again? I grew up without the internet. When porn was in magazines. And funny videos were hosted by Bob Saggot. When music had to be purchased on hard tapes then discs and Metallic was good. I saw Sublime in concert and attended Woodstock '99 Religious views: I love a good myth. Personal favorites include Summarian Annunaki, Greek and Roman gods, The Abrahamic Trilogy, Humanism Posts hijacked: 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/0nAJy My sob story- I'm a movie producer who gave up his career and spent his life savings to take care of his father with dementia. https://i.imgur.com/FMXkyXx.gifv Bewbs or wieners: I don't want to be rude, I've got google too, I don't need your nudes but don't let that stop you. https://i.imgur.com/moz7Got.gifv Interests: Movies, Netflix, books, good music, military and world history. Specifics: Potter Head, Trekkie, Pinky and the Brain, Chip and Dale Rescue Ranges, Tom Clancy, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Michael Crichton, Stephan King to name a few. Hobbies: If you love horror movies check out the YouTube channel I help produce. We're almost at 10,000 subscribers and that's pretty awesome. Drop me a line that you joined us from Imgur and I might just give you a T-Shirt(if you pay the Shipping. https://i.imgur.com/81X5ygp.gif) https://www.youtube.com/user/TheHorrorShowChannel User sub soldiers- I salute the real heros of this site. https://i.imgur.com/q1cT6aO.gifv Sitting Cat tax- sherlock and scarlet. https://i.imgur.com/64liH6V.jpg Also - if you screen shot this and get it to the front page, no one will care.

They should make the animated "based on a true story movie:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

didnt the battle of cocobay end with them using nuke colas?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its the shoes that are driving him crazy...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That camo turban is siiiikh...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v make it stop

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mostly aids. Kappa.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean athletically pleasing maybe but beautiful? v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Well it looks like your grandmas soul collection was released. Enjoy the 7 years bad luck.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

We will take whatever form of population control the new world wants. v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you think people who believe in the flat earth bunk are smart, your standards need to be adjusted.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

v op

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 4

Bet they're laughing giraffes off.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

it's in the rules.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put them all in a pot and call it Korean soup. v

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 5

More like bonkers!! Amirite!?!

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You dead. Mouse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No need to call. I'm on the list.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me two.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Looks like he's out of data.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bending Nemo.

8 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 3

Yeezys cause penis cancer. Fact.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you bang your finger?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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