DerpyUserID

75193 pts ยท June 8, 2015


Why you creepin? Stalker. No don't leave. I love you. Go ahead. Creep away. Why Imgur- I spend my time in user sub farming comments like a good imgurian. If you're here because I've offended you, take a number. It's probably a bad joke. Or a really good one you don't understand. Either way. Peace and love. https://imgur.com/a/aj1Fu Aka: Producer Dave, Frito, ridicules guy Previous accounts on Imgur- 5... or so. Social connections- Fuck Facebook, fuck tumblr, fuck 4chan, fuck 9gag....Fuck Snapchat, fuck tinder, oh and fuck twitter but not black tweet dumps, those are hilarious. Favorite cuss word: Fuck Metal disorders: Rage induced euphoria. \m/ Trollapathy Mild depression addictive personality Political standings- I'm pro cats but I'm not anti dog. Same with politics. Pragmatism over parties. What's my age again? I grew up without the internet. When porn was in magazines. And funny videos were hosted by Bob Saggot. When music had to be purchased on hard tapes then discs and Metallic was good. I saw Sublime in concert and attended Woodstock '99 Religious views: I love a good myth. Personal favorites include Summarian Annunaki, Greek and Roman gods, The Abrahamic Trilogy, Humanism Posts hijacked: 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/0nAJy My sob story- I'm a movie producer who gave up his career and spent his life savings to take care of his father with dementia. https://i.imgur.com/FMXkyXx.gifv Bewbs or wieners: I don't want to be rude, I've got google too, I don't need your nudes but don't let that stop you. https://i.imgur.com/moz7Got.gifv Interests: Movies, Netflix, books, good music, military and world history. Specifics: Potter Head, Trekkie, Pinky and the Brain, Chip and Dale Rescue Ranges, Tom Clancy, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Michael Crichton, Stephan King to name a few. Hobbies: If you love horror movies check out the YouTube channel I help produce. We're almost at 10,000 subscribers and that's pretty awesome. Drop me a line that you joined us from Imgur and I might just give you a T-Shirt(if you pay the Shipping. https://i.imgur.com/81X5ygp.gif) https://www.youtube.com/user/TheHorrorShowChannel User sub soldiers- I salute the real heros of this site. https://i.imgur.com/q1cT6aO.gifv Sitting Cat tax- sherlock and scarlet. https://i.imgur.com/64liH6V.jpg Also - if you screen shot this and get it to the front page, no one will care.

To all the people who have lost their mothers, don't forget you still have Mother Nature!!

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I... Drink... YOUR UPSHAKE!

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Hand tossed, uperoni with extra cheese...

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The dumbest dump. A fitting end to the dumbening.

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Happy Mother's Day!!

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I figured out WHO is behind these past two days of circle jerking!!

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Everyone posting dumb and dumber gifs and user sub is just like...

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Someone asked about our patronus but I can't find the post...

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When you're a limo driver who had a fare leave their case in your limo and you run after them into the airport and down the boarding tube but the plane has already gone and you fall out and land on your back and it hurts really so bad you make this noise

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When I lick a post... but it's really cold.

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When you find more dumb and dumber posts and just blast user sub with them...

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Here are some words to that cool star wars opera song during the fight with Darth Maul

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In the future when our user sub browsing kids speak of the dumberest night in user sub they will refer to tonight as the dumbening...

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Silence of the Lame...

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MRW people ask why I'm posting dumb and dumber gifs...

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Peoples reaction to the amount of dumb and dumber gifs we keep posting...

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People is user sub who hate dumb and dumber be like...

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Some untied PR employee said, well it can't get any worse.

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When I see a bunch of guys having fun in a user sub hot tub and really want to join them but they tell me...

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When you post dumb and dumber gifs not realizing it's not a gif

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MRW my really dum frend sells are car on the way to Asspin...

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After posting 23 of the dumbest gifs you come up with a brilliant plan to start recycling the gifs with new titles...

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We need to test the capacity of the new imgur servers...

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MRW people are posting Dumb and Dumber gifs and left me out...

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What do you get when you breed a bulldog and a shitzu...

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MRW new people start posting dumb and dumber gifs

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People keep sending me this...

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Now they're completely broken...

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When you need fans on your fan to fan your fans fam.

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Riding through user sub...

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Watching people get upvotes for shitposts and selfies.

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MRW my friend takes actually takes a bite out of his favorite Disney DVD.

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MRW someone tells me to stop shitposting but I don't know what shitposting is...

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You know you rich when....

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The most efficient way to upvote a zambie...

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Free upvotes for everyone...except zombie scum.

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MRW I start shitposting furiously and the humans pull ahead.

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This is just a test. If you laughed, you are still human and must upvote.

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Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping through the cracks, but these two, gumshoes, are picking up the slack...

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