Derilect

12696 pts ยท February 25, 2014


if you're here, why are you reading my profile?

I think that this might actually be my parents' church building...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

short of the improvised explosives, yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's a 50% women?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my eyes just started watering

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw his butt once, well he was wearing pants, but I only saw his posterior as he got on navy one at the white house

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

funny story, sex releases dopamine, dopamine is good for curing headaches

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

what kind of camera/rig are you using?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the larger camera allows for a better image than the one captured by one small enough to fit on a drone which wouldn't cause downdraft

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

imma go ahead and assume you cheated

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

literally the least interesting thing I've seen here

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

prefer? not really, but they're super fun to drive

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what do the webs on breast signify?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he is thinking different, we can't call him a retard, he's just different abled

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bae is slang for babe (because 1.5 syllables is hard as fuck) while also being an acronym for "before anything else"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yes, no, yes, no, YES!!!! eh, sure, wood do daily

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you went from a fat man to a thick woman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's hate speech

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

he's died a few times, when is he coming back?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why, now nobody will take your trash

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is anybody getting a viable signal? because they shouldn't be

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best piece of shit is still shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

fine, take your upvote, I smiled

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I remember a paper which basically said that american english (especially the south) is closer to colonial english than English english is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

desaturation is a really easy way to hide flaws, you'll see it a lot in live sports events

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

actually, no, they'd be pretty close to average, maybe a little above, but they'd come it at about 23/51

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

trump will be gone in 4 or 8 years, brexit, like HPV, is forever

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

if the individual countries were treated as distinct states, then England ~75, Scotland ~10, Wales ~6, N. Ireland ~5

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if the UK were a US state, it'd be the 12th in terms of size

9 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 3

"white guy smashed by two large black men coming out of the closet"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

it gets worse yo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0