Well at least I'm being productive...
Imgurian success story.
She was "Fresh Out" according to her friend
Have a heart.
Today I made fresh squeezed cutie mimosas
I've taken certain precautions since this mornings incident.
My fresh start sure is off to a rocky start.
WTF cat?
Getting uncomfortably close to Grandma
I moved to Santa Rosa after Hurricane Harvey... FML
Explaining the facts of Life.
Small coffee shop stories
Natural emergency fire starters for rainy days
Aging confessions
MRW someone calls me a "Cocksucker" then asks to talk to a manager.
Just dudes playing dudes playing other dudes.
Mmmmm... cheesy herb biscuits
I finally finished the adventure box for my Jeep.
I'm enjoying the Millennial Falcon meme
MRW I haven't gotten laid since Obama was in office and a girl slips me her number and says we should hang out...
This whole human thing is really holding me back.
I'm so pissed off right now.
It's the little things that make me smile
Think of all the money wasted to develop and release it,
I'm honestly not sure how to feel about this.
Popcorn Apocalypse
I don't know why, but I found this picture oddly satisfying.
House Spouse
MRW the rain stops but a tornado touches down just miles from my house.
You spins the wheel and takes your chances.
When you get matched with a bot on Tinder but you don't even care anymore.
So this is what rock bottom feels like...
Mother F***er
Chemical tanks have lost refrigeration and are at risk of exploding.
They were good too.
If you haven't read "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" then you are missing out.
Weight loss advice in a format Imgur understands.
So some of you wanted to know what I keep in my trunk.
Waffles make everything better.
Drinking problem.
An Unpopular Opinion from a Smoker
What survival gear to buy and what to avoid, from someone who actually uses it.
Hopping on the selfie bandwagon
I guess that makes me the favorite.
Hunting.
Sweet Sixteen
Sociopathic Social Experiment
Shiny sparkly revenge...