Definitelynotagovernmentagent

276 pts ยท July 28, 2015


My hobbies include sticking my finger in my ear and talking to myself, wearing sunglasses, and amateur stand up comedy.

It was Rebecca! I swear sometimes she is so... I mean, who can tell? We humble workers in the potato factory may never find out!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah that was great! I remember seeing it at work! Looks different from this camera though!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's ridiculous! The government doesn't track them! Sorry I yelled, let me buy you some prohibited substances to apologise! I'll mail them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that seems fine to me! I'm just a regular Joe but he seems trustworthy right guys?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get what the big deal is? This young hoodlum is obviously not a police officer. Who would lie about something like that?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I disagree. Everything about the Pentagon is important all the time. Remember that one time when it wasn't entirely 5 angles and 5 sides?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust me you've really go nothing to worry about. Except dry scalp.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh thanks for the update! I mean... haha what?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. Trust me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well played, well played indeed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no he's totally right!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly!!! Nothing!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's crazy talk! You really think they're sitting around looking at selfies and talking about how you should try a different conditioner?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally. You can trust me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come on! That's just crazy talk!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know right! Seriously guys don't stop posting your personal data. It's just crazy to be paranoid about stuff like that!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't be ridiculous.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey don't run! I can help with that loot! I work at the Shovel Farm! Just a regular guy! You can trust me or my name isn't Joe Citizen!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Personal Data Collection is the only way to ensure we're safe from people who want to take away our right to privacy!!! DAMN IT MOON MOON!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno then. Sounds like he's got something to hide!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We would nev... I mean a government agency would never listen to conversations like that! Speak freely to her... and include personal data!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The number of times I hear this at the office! "... and get a profile on them" "But Sir, they're Japanese!" "Mother of God!!!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno... what are his policies on personal data collection?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

NSA list shortly after a tweet about Snowden talking about Dem debate. Funny. Just one of the guys here!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll have some of that delicious sounding kool-aid! We love it at the farm factory office I work at with Joe and Jenny!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is ridiculous.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just ridiculous!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Star Trek, The A-Team, Lie To Me, Firefly, etc. So many axings SMH

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good Lord!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That sounds pretty dodgey.

10 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2