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Jun 13, 2016 8:35 PM
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ZombiesAreOkay
They found it during high tide
Solid5outof7
It's the square grouper
Sluggingforward
That fishing license just paid for itself
bendoverrover
Unsmokable cartel Schwag.
MAF92
Looks like some Reggie
LacieThiede75
"We found around 3 grams of cocaine. Uh, our experts at the lab estimate that it's worth approximately all the money in the world. Plus $4."
sikalb
stuff looks like garbage anyway
KDA420
Yea... Can I get that back please?
cr4sh0verride
The elusive "Square Grouper" seen frequently in Florida. Not worth keeping.
TerriblePokemon
My boy scout troop caught a 17.5lbs square grouper. The camp staff got a picture with it before turning it over to law enforcement
erischilde
Wonder how long this term will be remembered. It's before my time even.
cr4sh0verride
cr4sh0verride
To answer the question, the quality is trash, call the cops (for a chance) to get whoever is moving/selling that shit out of the market.
beardycat
White girl weed basically only good for making quick cookies and selling to high schooled
Philipall
No phone network but at least the coast guard saw the smoke signals
jojoyojimbi
international waters bitch, you wanna hit this with us coppers or you going back in lame as shit?
Philipall
PleaseAMArelatedtomachining
this needs more points lol
zakisback
Cops all around that area. If they hadn't called, they would be in jail for 20+ years for trafficking if caught.
TylerTheAnarchist
Knowing my dumb ass I would have still risked it.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
It's salt water-logged and shitty Mexican shwag. Throw that shit back
rupreckt
too bad the hole probably skunked it all up
lurkaholic
They probably tore the hole themselves, to see what was inside.
rupreckt
There were 3 choices but all of them rhymed with blugs
TGMW95
I love how there is like so many pics about the weed yet this whole chat is blowing up over a 14 year old's cleavage wtf
globalstorm
I saw how this ends in Bloodline. Spoiler alert, not well.
Flightofthevalkeries
Are your sister's boobs single?
LuTzeJr
I'd guess they come as a full set...
wittie888
Was is soaked with sea water? If so its probably ruined any how.
jsparker43
it was packaged airtight and sealed with tape
wittie888
O you were on the boat as well?
jsparker43
didn't you see the pictures? back row second from the left
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Better off in the ocean, fuck that nasty ass mexican shit
JesusMowsMyLawn
Found Donald Trump's account.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
"I have the best weed, ask ivanka, ask anyone, my weed is the best, ive said it before and Il say it again."
godspeed13
this weed looks terrible
bunnyrut
i love how the coast guard is smiling.
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
Help, Cops! The mexicans were trying to poison me with their shit-weed
Davidnfilms
They caught a 50 LB block of weed... but gave the 5 LB block.
ZombieDK
I'm always so happy to see the Coast Guard in a post. We're the redheaded step child of the military.
CalicoGiant
I live and work quite close to the Coast Guard Academy!!
KharnApproves
Marine here. I've got mad respect for you fuckers.
ZombieDK
Thanks. Ditto. You guys are badass.
montemanm1
Coasties are STUDS!
LavaAxe
Semper Pa
SqueaksScholari
Respect.
helloalice
I'd love to find 5oz of weed, damn.
squidbastard
Even 5 g's of decent shit would be cool.
InBoxMeYourTitties
5lbs is more like 80 ounces - come on these conversions should be learnt in school (High School)
FindYourChillMate
Also not everywhere uses imperial. I know stones and pounds, thats it.
Zarzalu
if anything should be taught in school its metric.
helloalice
No shit, Sherlock, I'm saying I'd be happy to find even 5oz, much less 5lb.
InBoxMeYourTitties
I'm Sorry my misinterpretation of your comment makes me look like a c*nt now! Go forth and search the seas & you might come up lucky bud x
GonadTheBeerBellyan
Lol
helloalice
No worries m8!
thorkild91
Hahaha. You said bud.
LonelyOneironaut
Too bad it wasnt coke
erischilde
Right. Then cops less worry than the squad you'll accidentally sell the key back to later in the week.
lachevy80
Hell na, id take that bitch home asap once I saw that white lobster
DinoKebab
I dont think crates of bottles of coke would float tbh.
AgentGunther
I've seen this movie
alisonminoog
someones got the right idea here
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
Heroin would be more valuable($20K+), meth even more so($100K), that weed was only worth $2K-$5K(wholesale vs street)
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
Because of the low quality of that weed, it's actually only worth tree fiddy
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
But if it had been LSD... Yum. 5 pounds of LSD is worth millions. At $10K a gram, LSD would have been worth $20M+
marcoyolo69
Also this much less would not be found floating in the ocean. Also impossible to see in that amount
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
Impossible to see 5 pounds of LSD?
erischilde
Lsd isn't shipped in this was. Coke and pot only really get cartel dumps
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
On the flip side, LSD gets steep discounts in wholesale levels, easily down to $1K a gram with amounts this large. But still millions.
beardycat
I was thinking wholesale and was freaking out about 10K a gram. I was about to yell at him for paying that much
seanvt
I prefer Pepsi myself
buttstain
I'm a vegan
C0mtraya
So is it true you guys bring allways your own food?
SushiPooper
Is Mr.Pibb ok?
beardycat
Is monopoly money ok?
happyishturtle
The cops would not have been called in that case
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'm curious about your plan to unload 5lb of cocain.
SocietyOfSensation
How about up my nostrils?
happyishturtle
Annnddd they'd have a tripped out boat
JoeDurt
I'm guessing you don't know much about cocaine?
happyishturtle
I meant tripped out boat as in they'd have the money to buy a bad ass boat that's "tripped out" with gadgets and such
tolatetocomment
Haha, agreed. In reality they'd have a boat full of people who want to talk about themselves, whilst making plans that will never happen.
beardycat
"Tripped out"... The drug education in our schools is atrocious
happyishturtle
Tripped out as in they'd have the money to buy a tripped out boat. I didn't mean they'd be tripping balls, don't worry about drug education
HeadlessNorseman
Seaweed
60FPSDoggo
Good fucking job you +1
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
zeacorzeppelin10
Weed is weed
tamalero
IDontAgreeWithAnything
You cheeky fucker. You beat me to it.
crazybatshit99
that's the kind of weed where you extract the THC and make edibles.
badgelodger
This is the correct response.
TrustMeImABassist
Snoopy Seal liked it
Stuebydoo
Why did the starfish laugh? Because the sea weed. The SEAWEED coral! CORAL!
theirishninja
this needs more upvotes
Panamajack9
It's called a square grouper
ShadrachUnger
yes! we know some guys who caught these all the time!
FuturePerfectTense
Pack it up folks, top comment is already here.
yummmmm
http://3219a2.medialib.glogster.com/media/69/69c20a40d4cb9442410942cd4ed9b05e047e02ac6b6e4a86bbbb0f919099e427/2hzjnew.jpg
AbrasiveMan
Fuckin boom
OLIVEGARDENSBREADSTICKS
Mari(time)juana
Pahloaboy
I'm not sure if you'll get the points you deserve but this was clever and I appreciate you
dauntlessds
Should be Marinerjuana
zeacorzeppelin10
Nice
MidgetSpinner
God fukken dammit
Meduza
nobody wants that mexican dirt weed.
GoDownOnHer
@Meduza we used to call brown cat piss, or bobby brown bullshit. Fuck that weak ass midz bullshit
UrsaUrsa
midz = medium quality or..? Don't know the slang, help me out here!
Yasmedic
Let me get this straight. They risk their going to prison because no one wants their weed. If people didn't want, they would not bring it.
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Get some canadian (british columbian) green weed. Fucking great.
TheHappyCanadian
BC Hydro we used to call it
MaladaptedMedic
make hash with it, or canna-butter
Beepis
But... you can sell it
Aelinsaar
You're telling me the reason you don't deal drugs is that you haven't FOUND any? lol
TylerTheAnarchist
who says he does sell drugs already?
Aelinsaar
Fair point.
gambronus
It's perfect for cooking with
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
i mean....i be inclined to torch the whole thing at once and stick my face in the smoke
Dominian
That's such bad weed. You can really see how fucking bad it is.
90210wasaninsidejob
The fish didn't even want it, might as well be oregano
squidbastard
Fish dont eat plastic...
princessmonkeypants
I volunteer as tribute
BlancheKnott
Back in the day we called that " brown frown"
jetzullo
Well. The price is right.
Guanjyn
I'm pretty sure you could make some good hash out of 4 pounds of shit weed tho.
UrsaUrsa
Yes, yes you can :')
Mynameisinteresting
I mean...edibles is a good option. Might try some just to see but definitely break down the rest
CasualTarantula
Turn it into hash
Mynameisinteresting
Yeah anything that changes the state from flower would be pretty good I think. No prior experience here but Google would be my friend.
rostit
THC content is too low. It's probably 5-8%. Throw it back
Aelinsaar
You can see the seeds.
Bystandr
Unless you know how to make nice black hash. Then it doesnt matter if its dirt weed.
IDontBelieveY0u
My first thought. "That looks like Trash."
UrsaUrsa
If you're used to fancy, strong weed with a name, yeah. To me it's just weed, but I've never been to USA or Amsterdam to compare *shrugs*
IDontBelieveY0u
I rarely smoke anymore, but I wouldn't have touched that stuff back when I didn't know better.
HomelessToddler
I'll take 5 pounds of any weed. Maybe turn it into green dragon!
IAMKIDWIZ
I'm Mexican and even I don't want it
melissarain
Same asf
guhstyy
Well at least you accept it as bunk weed
TheGreatAnhey
Bunk master OG
Shimitwithbologna
*clapping
constamoz
Tell me truly. Would you turn it down for free?
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
If I found it in the ocean, yes. If a friend offered to smoke with me, no.
AnatolianTiger
GTFO
einahpetslol
Nope.
DoYouLikeMyStupidHair
not a single chance.
AuntSharron
Flip that shit and get some diesel instead. Hypothetically.
FiatLuxIam
Nope.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I'm not picky. Free weed is free weed. Besides, I like weaker weed anyway.
dizzyplaya
you have 4 points : 20 minutes ago. Hail Weed Jesus!
hoffbox
Weaker can be nice - as long as it doesn't have pesticides in it.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Oh, yeah. Definitely don't want anything other than just weed.
Tea4One
New to weed, second time smoking (didn't even know how to use a bong) my friends got some top sheld (sativa hybrid) and they were using (1/
Tea4One
a bong. I'm used to taking large rips out of vapes so I just inhale as deeply as I can while lighting the bud. I look up to my friends (2/
Tea4One
and ask 'Why am I not getting any smoke" they laugh and tell me to pull the piece off. So I go back to the bong and breath in the (3/
Tea4One
fattest rip of my life. I held it in for a second and let it out. My lungs hurt so bad, and I immediately wanted to puke. Once it hit me (4/
StankyPankySammich
Fun fact that they say 80% of all weed sold in America is from Mexico. Cali, Colorado and Washington can't supply us all brotha
screechingfilter
as somebody in california it can supply me :)
d0o0o0d
Give production a few years to ramp up.
noteworthy1ne
Don't forget Oregon. We got some great stuff over here.
StankyPankySammich
Ah hell. Went to college in Utah. Oregon supplied my mushroom phase hahaha. Props to Oregon.
CasualTarantula
I'm pretty sure it's grown in more states than those. I take that back, I'm all of the sures it's grown in more states than those.
spookiebagels
You'd be 100% right
StankyPankySammich
Yea, I've been in that game. I know people grow. Typically not enough to supply a shit load of people in home grows in most states.
KnucleheadFlow
What about all the weed up in Canada? We've got A LOT
Goatlord
SHHH let me keep my lovely space-grade hydroponic Quebec weed in peace please
KnucleheadFlow
And don't forget the $$$. We get aaa herb at ditch weed prices
williteverstop
I look for both kinds because neither is steady here.
StankyPankySammich
I mean what I'm saying is that Mexico has good and bad weed just like we have here in the states.
ImMrsMeeseeksLookatMe
I dot have the luxury of being picky where I live. Yay Bible Belt.
williteverstop
That's my problem too. :(
donedealjames
UPDATE PICTURE! http://imgur.com/EEuYYjZ
bendoverrover
Fucking kid on the right thinks he's so cool.
Kelsier91
whitest pic i've seen.
FauxFargoth
They let you keep it!
MankindMustExploreSpace
This picture is great.
maxwell54
Coulda made a nice down payment on a new boat
McKavian
I love the look on the face of the girl in yellow.
GuildMasterJin
5/7 Additional content added +1 420nichismoke
donedealjames
Thanks.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Fuckin' narcs
Squelchtone
Coral!
C0mtraya
Makes it easier for the hitman to find out who snapped the cartel dope.
JOOOOHNCEEEENA
Thanks for the update
ForestDemolitionExpert
Whelp we can tell the stoners and non stoners just from their faces.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Kid in the black shirt - "When the weed is just right."
beasttubbs
Let's go Noles, though
ShelobTheGreat
When you find the weed just right
JakeTheSnakenoseriouslyimasnake
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/ee/ee38b6b816a054c128ae9d40bfca65614d01ac2d684d0e8c0c071d0c11ab9e59.jpg
anarchyburrito
I can almost guarantee that one of them such a smidgen of weed out of the dank Brick
anarchyburrito
Snuck*
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
Now the cartel has a nice picture of the faces of everyone involved in the police taking their brick.
DoYouKnowWhoIThinkIAm
Like the cartel is going to bother over one brick. They just chalk it up as a loss and it doesn't really hurt their profits.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Just great, the boobs were mounted on a 14-year old...
TheFineBros
Same shit I thought. At least I'm still 17.
TigTag
itzstefan
If she's old enough to count , she's old enough to mount
TGMW95
Dark....my kid aint learning math till she 18
RogueTampon
So you're telling us you jerked off to a 14 year old today?
TGMW95
Good thing shes legal now
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
xxtehseekerxx
Hey man, international waters.
TGMW95
ahaha
skaapi
If there's grass on the pitch, you can play
FartLongerNotHarder
Ha!!
AOYearOfBirth
Schrodinger's boobs. Until we saw the picture, they were both on, and not on a 14 year old
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
If not for a recent comment about the utility cost of killing random citizens, this would have been th most profound I have read for months!
AOYearOfBirth
You have me intrigued...
JelleGaming
If shes 14 im 14
TGMW95
ahaha
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Hi 14 I'm dad
InsideTheForest
If her age is off the clock, she is ready for the...
FunkyRhino
I fucking hate imgur sometimes.
CilantroGirl
Have a seat.
jitspoe
Plot twist: 24hr clock.
FuturisticWorldHegemon
Took me a while. but it's Cock! Aha!
Gink0
...shock of puberty?
monochrony
KrombopulusMichaelKiIls
...Dock so she can get off the boat and go somewhere safe.
BholaBalak
I use a 24 hr clock. :(
TGMW95
My point
GrungirStoneheart
Sit down he meant military time
TGMW95
European Time!!!
OlMusky
Clock repairman!
Abtrogdor
RuleOfTheWrist
"Why don't you have a seat? Just take a seat right over there."
ErwinFletcher
Because if you didn't it would be the one bag in the whole freaking ocean tagged by law enforcement
JodiferousTwain
True. Luck is real and it's all bad.
horsebananas
Not for me, bruddah. I'm one of the luckiest people I've ever seen. That I'm alive and able is no small miracle.
JodiferousTwain
Congratulations are in order then I suppose.
Definitelynotagovernmentagent
That's ridiculous! The government doesn't track them! Sorry I yelled, let me buy you some prohibited substances to apologise! I'll mail them
TheQueenofLakeIlmen
I'm confused: did OP call the coast guard or did they get notified that the bag was dug up and came to the boat? Also how do you "tag" weed?
LargeVarge
GPS trackers. The coast guard will mark them and wait until someone comes to retrieve it.
dstatistics
Call these Square Grouper. Not at all unheard of to run across them while fishing around Florida. Not common, but it happens often enough
MacThunderfart
Im pretty sure that the ocean water didnt enhance the flavor, too. So unfortunatly no use for it anyway.
HadrianTimmEllis
What are you talking about.. Blue ocean spray... Its amazing hahaha
LargeVarge
I friend of mine found one once. It got wet and only the innermost bit of was ok. The rest smelled and tasted like shit. Sold if for cheap.
youmoron
law enforcement tagging a brick of weed and throwing it in the i'm assuming ocean? is that common? why do that?
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DustinODaffer
-4 billion taxpayer dollars
Flyndaran
I know next to nothing about drugs, but I love how every time they catch a shipment the "street value" is absurdly high.
Aldante92
"We found around 3 grams of cocaine. Uh, our experts at the lab estimate that it's worth approximately all the money in the world. Plus $4."
AnythingMuchShorter
In a Wyoming paper I did see them claim $800k for what looked like four plastic wrapped cubes about 1 foot tall. Not sure, but seems high.
CerebrawlHemmorage
Hmm weed is only .52g/cm3... would be $13.58/gram. Found a source saying gram price of weed in Ohio is $10-20. Could be on point for weed.
CerebrawlHemmorage
Hmm can't have been cocaine, value too low. 4ft3=113267cm3, 1.2g/cm3=135920g, almost 136 kilo. Would only be $5.88/gram.
TerriblePokemon
On a boy scout trip in the Florida Keys we found 17.5lbs of weed. "Gentlemen, we might never have to sell popcorn again...."
DianNaoChong
"Well we better turn in this 15 lbs of weed"
aroberts68
Did the scoutmaster "get rid" of it later?
FlareonTheFalseProphet
When I was in middle school some 6th graders found nearly a pound of weed in a locker room trash can, they decided to throw it everywhere
Gguyer
An extra special campfire that night.
Speldrawng
Funny how everybody that night wanted to be on the *down*wind side of the fire.
katoninetales
I'm picturing the Roman soldiers in *A History of the World, Part I".
vulgarbaby
Seabase?
HungryHungryHobo
Before reading the other comments, I thought you were making a pun on "freebase". I don't even smoke
TerriblePokemon
out island adventure. it was the worst camping experience of my life
notme222
You didn't enjoy saddling up the mosquitoes for a ride?
vulgarbaby
I loved it, but the chaffing got pretty terrible by the end.
Willis1magillis2
Sounds like cancer... (pun intended)
Cazzyslasher
Did you do it in the summer or winter? The winter out island was paradise this past christmas. I leave for northern tier in 3 days aswell.
TerriblePokemon
summer of 05, right after a storm killed all the leaves on the trees, most days were 104 once you were off the beach.
playingdead2022
Anyone know how much that's worth
youngnacho
A pound goes from 1.8-3.2 depending where your at and what your buying.
lampisbee
Which would drastically reduce prices by more than half. It's all really a depends question and even where you sell changes pricing by a lot
lampisbee
Accounting for any bulk buying you do. But this is still middle man statistics, whereas if you get it from the growers themselves [3]
ChadwickFischer
Oh wow he said 5 lbs. Adjust my numbers accordingly
lampisbee
With a 5lb brick that's 2267.96 grams, so you're looking at about 22679.6 dollars for resale, and that's only selling dimes without [2]
ialwaysforgetmypassword
Three fifty
ChadwickFischer
It's brown brick weed. I'd guess it's 2lbs Maybe? Street value 1k-2k, wholesale ~800. All of this is ballpark without knowing actual weight
MerToo
The bit in his hand didn't look like very good weed at all, but appearances could be deceiving. Though, it's *free* weed, which is good =)
MizzyBelle
I'd rinse it and turn it into dabs. It could be sunlighting too.
LegendOfGwylim
If i had that in philly, where i am, id be able to flip it faster than other stuff by mixing with grinder keef. Makes everything sellable
lampisbee
For a 5lbs brick, you're looking at 1,000-2,000 per pound depending on quality. But retail sale for a dealer is about $10 per gram. [1]
Redmancometh
That is the kind of weed you pay $60 an ounce for. Even dank is <1300/lb
lampisbee
You can't really tell what kinda weed it is because A- he hooked it so water most likely got it and it's been condensed.
Redmancometh
If it's that tightly saran wrapped it was probably very condensed, and you don't do that to dank. You keep it in a big HP vacuum sacks