261 pts ยท August 12, 2023
I can't make good food with bacon, because anything with bacon makes me sick. More for the rest of you.
I feel like I may be an ass for saying this, but the fact that the shirt presents believing in Bigfoot as something that is untrustworthy, "don't get too excited", means that the believe that that belief is something not really credible, which in turn means they likely don't believe in Bigfoot, and as a consequence, don't believe in you.
Now that's teamwork
Are you my half sibling?
My town had a population of 32 people. I rode a bus an hour to my school everyday in a town with a population of I think 300ish. 10k is a metropolis by those standards
"I lack enthusiasm"
I like this meme as is, but I personally find the following lines make it better. Where they ask him how he feels about his current assignment.
Was gonna say, I originally misread it as hookups and didn't think twice
I imagine that's part of what makes it such a good bludgeon.
They are extremely similar, especially comparatively to any other religion. Hell, they even have the same god.
I flew this past week. Fuckers stole my nice pen.
I've gotta agree. I personally believe the little Caesars pizza is better than any other fast food pizza I've tried
You can see someone hands a fresh ball to players as the dog is carried away
Looks good. Prepare to be sued by an Italian museum.
Worked at a McDonald's until about a month ago. They had a board in the back with the costs of food and labor. Food costs were less than 4% and labor rarely went above 20%, usually hanging around 15%. If they doubled pay from 11 to 22 an hour, their total combined food and labor cost would still be much less than half of all the money they rake in every day.
Yeah, so 20ish years ago. We all agree.
Oh cool, that's fuck as shit
I don't quite know what I mean by this, but they have the same face
Sounds cobbled together
Because no one else is bothering to explain, 'we all win' because horny
Hotdogs are in fact a sandwich. Weird that this is the second time today I'm making this comment
For anyone still ignorant, a hotdog is in fact a sandwich. "Two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between"
As someone that used to live there, yes. Fuck North Dakota.
That's my problem with conspiracy theorists. They don't have a theory, they have a hypothesis. It becomes a theory when there's evidence that supports it, but doesn't necessarily prove it. Then people claim that because a nut jobs hypothesis has no proof, then all actual theories must be equally invalid. Really gets my goat.
I'm the friend. I have no idea what they're going on about or what's going on in the picture. My best guess is that they had a carpeted bathroom, the carpet was removed by whoever put the wood flooring in, then the carpet was reinstalled in the hallway? I don't know
"Hottest things in the world", displays 3 of the mildest spicy things
The only thing I can think of is that they meant to pronounce the why as a word and the t as a letter? Making it racist because why-tuh people, white people? Honestly no idea, just guessing
The romance system is largely based on giving the townsfolk random garbage until they marry you
Heat got turned off because my roommate never pays there share of rent and it's the one utility I 'technically' don't need. It's cold, and showers suck. Maybe next year
I can't make good food with bacon, because anything with bacon makes me sick. More for the rest of you.
I feel like I may be an ass for saying this, but the fact that the shirt presents believing in Bigfoot as something that is untrustworthy, "don't get too excited", means that the believe that that belief is something not really credible, which in turn means they likely don't believe in Bigfoot, and as a consequence, don't believe in you.
Now that's teamwork
Are you my half sibling?
My town had a population of 32 people. I rode a bus an hour to my school everyday in a town with a population of I think 300ish. 10k is a metropolis by those standards
"I lack enthusiasm"
I like this meme as is, but I personally find the following lines make it better. Where they ask him how he feels about his current assignment.
Was gonna say, I originally misread it as hookups and didn't think twice
I imagine that's part of what makes it such a good bludgeon.
They are extremely similar, especially comparatively to any other religion. Hell, they even have the same god.
I flew this past week. Fuckers stole my nice pen.
I've gotta agree. I personally believe the little Caesars pizza is better than any other fast food pizza I've tried
You can see someone hands a fresh ball to players as the dog is carried away
Looks good. Prepare to be sued by an Italian museum.
Worked at a McDonald's until about a month ago. They had a board in the back with the costs of food and labor. Food costs were less than 4% and labor rarely went above 20%, usually hanging around 15%. If they doubled pay from 11 to 22 an hour, their total combined food and labor cost would still be much less than half of all the money they rake in every day.
Yeah, so 20ish years ago. We all agree.
Oh cool, that's fuck as shit
I don't quite know what I mean by this, but they have the same face
Sounds cobbled together
Because no one else is bothering to explain, 'we all win' because horny
Hotdogs are in fact a sandwich. Weird that this is the second time today I'm making this comment
For anyone still ignorant, a hotdog is in fact a sandwich. "Two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between"
As someone that used to live there, yes. Fuck North Dakota.
That's my problem with conspiracy theorists. They don't have a theory, they have a hypothesis. It becomes a theory when there's evidence that supports it, but doesn't necessarily prove it. Then people claim that because a nut jobs hypothesis has no proof, then all actual theories must be equally invalid. Really gets my goat.
I'm the friend. I have no idea what they're going on about or what's going on in the picture. My best guess is that they had a carpeted bathroom, the carpet was removed by whoever put the wood flooring in, then the carpet was reinstalled in the hallway? I don't know
"Hottest things in the world", displays 3 of the mildest spicy things
The only thing I can think of is that they meant to pronounce the why as a word and the t as a letter? Making it racist because why-tuh people, white people? Honestly no idea, just guessing
The romance system is largely based on giving the townsfolk random garbage until they marry you
Heat got turned off because my roommate never pays there share of rent and it's the one utility I 'technically' don't need. It's cold, and showers suck. Maybe next year