A dump of all the things on my phone pt 2 Saving for posterity

Dec 14, 2023 5:30 PM

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If you havent checked out Awoo comics you should. Theyre great

This is one I made myself.

The boy? Deployed

The first of many frog memes to come

The first like 3 seasons of Jackie Chan Adventures was the shit

I just thought this one looked cool.

Mr. Bubz!!!!!

Classic Terry

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I wish to attain the spiritual chill of a capybara someday

If you dont talk to an animal in a weird voice are you even human?

Im more amazed they got this husky puppy to sit still for the picture tbh

If you dont read this in Picolos voice youre missing out

This one always cracks me up

Also crab memes incoming

A gargoyles meme!

I dont speak or read spanish but I have just enough context to figure this one out

I just love the idea of a talking duck interrupting this convo. Like just imagine a duck with Gilbert Gottfrieds voice walking up and saying this line

I have a friend who said this all the time

This one also is just hella cool

THE FROG!

RESPECT. THE. DEATH BLADES

Theres just not enough good Sokka/Suki content out there

#24 Oh hey

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#21 I love Dick. Anytime I watch an animated movie or series and see Dick I get so excited. I hope James Gunn utilizes Dick in his upcoming universe. If James Gunn doesn't use Dick, I will be upset. I need Dick in more movies before I die.

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#25 OMG Terry…. Thanks!

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Yee Claw

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#19 Because I was curious, I looked it up. 業 means karma.

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#27 Lost my boy to cancer two weeks ago, this broke me for a moment as I've been dreaming of him just about every night.

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#50 But Reginald

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#12 I sort of read it like a beastie boys song

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I actually love that interpretation

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#13 If there's one thing about this I understand, it's that this is my wife's job and I'm out of my league. (Hearts, not McDs.)

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Listen, I love Tapatio. It's my favorite sauce for tacos and stuff. But let's be real here, it's not all *that* hot.

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"Hottest things in the world", displays 3 of the mildest spicy things

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#12 There’s a whole children’s book series like You Must Never Touch A Dragon that’s written this way.

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My kids have (and love) the book Never Touch a Monster. One of those with different tactile options each page. Good stuff

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#46 they deal drugs

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Oh shit for real?

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Just one pet and you’re high on serotonin…

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#35 I don't think the things are in his ears either.

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#1 This post has some serious loose pussy energy

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#34 Anyone else remember the short period where Pokemon games actually did this whenever you reloaded your save? "Here are the last 3 big things you did. All caught up? Cool, go nuts."

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Those shitty telltale games did that too, replayed half the episode when you start the next one. Didn't matter if it'd been 5 months or minutes.

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That's understandable once you consider that the episodes didn't come out at the same time. A lot of players would rather have a recap instead of replaying every single episode over again when the next one came out.

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#24 oh hey @sisipherr

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Oh deer lord, indeed

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#38 my cat Shenzi, almost a perfect copy

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#10 this is not relativity measuring speed of photons. This is lag in the scan rate of the phone's camera sensor.

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No, Kermit "the" Frog in order to distinguish him from the other Kermits; i.e., Kermit the Dog, Kermit the Insurance Salesman, Kermit the Lobster, Kermit the Formless Elder God of the Outer Twisting Nether, etc.

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That presumes that no other frog can be named Kermit.

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#11 a friend of mine has undocked/cropped pibble named Hank, he's smaller in stature than a goldie but weighs nearly twice as much. He's not even chonky, he's just a little slab that will knock you down so he can give you kisses

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#27 this one is missing the top pane

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#10 nope, not about speed of light. Camera shutter speed and the way digital cameras render the images from top to bottom.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's good to know I'm not the only pendant who knows about rolling shutter.

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Not all digital cameras, this looks like an iPhone camera, which has a rolling shutter and doesn't capture the entire frame at once.

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#10 Isn't it something about how the camera takes the picture from the top down?

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It's cute that the people commenting on it are trying to act all clever when they clearly have such a loose grasp on the physics they're talking about.

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Rolling shutter effect

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Yeah, it's basically a scan, so the reflection would have been a fraction of a second later, enough for a different frame on the TV.

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Yes, this is not due to path length difference, as the travel time is absurdly smaller than the camera integration time

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Yeah, napkin math time, considering speed of light in air (not vacuum) is approx. 299,792 km/s and would circle the equator 7.5 times in a second, if we say that display is 2 m away, reflection angle approx. 135 deg, the reflected path is 2.164 m, a difference of 16.4 cm. Reflected photons would take 5.47 picoseconds longer (0.000000000000547 seconds). Most phones are about 500x slower assuming fastest shutter speed is 1/4000 (0.00025 s). Input welcome in case I completely fucked this up.

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It's called a "rolling shutter". Nothing to do with Einstein.

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#45 Go Sports Team!

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Got any pocket broccoli?

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Nah, I'm a cauliflower man.

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Not a pit bull, but a chonky boy nonetheless, on my wife's home screen:

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DOG

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We believe in accurate labeling in this house!

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Is "Tight Pussy Energy" also a thing?

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If it is, I'm not sure what it would mean. DBE is about how you carry yourself. How would one behave to imply they have tight pussy?

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Depends, you got it?

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this answer your question? https://tightpussy.shop/collections/tightpussy

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These Supreme marketing stunts are getting crazier all the time.

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Risky click of the day. Was expecting much worse.

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I prefer the non-gendered "tight butthole energy" vs "loose butthole energy"

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Or, the nuclear Taco Bell Butthole Energy. When you gotta runs for the border.

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at most times you want the first. but when you sit on the throne, the latter is more preferable

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Ain't no way to put it subtle
when I want the butt hole

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But then you'd be a tightass

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#8

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That's actually pretty well done. Do you know the op? :)

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Sadly, no. I am merely a comment farmer who steals memes to grow greater harvests.

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Acknowledged, I am much the same, but occasionally piss off mods and find bugs. Good luck, random internet stranger, and feel free to harvest from my collection of memes.

The reaction gifs are on RXN1-4, atm. :)

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#20 - This really needs to be heavily underlined when talking about issues revolving around the environment.

Sorry, Jon/Jane Everyman, but Captain Planet lied to you. Recycling, biking, and turning off the water when brushing your teeth won't save the planet.

The answer is diligently voting and campaigning for candidates who'll regulate the problem at the actual source. Emission controls, recyclable and biodegradeable packaging materials, and general pollution controls are how you fix things.

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What also needs to be heavily underlined is that the corporations create pollution making things that an average Joe buys and consumes. If you live in a developed world, more likely than not your lifestyle is responsible for a lion's share of pollution. Corporations don't just pollute shit for shits and giggles, they do it making TVs, phones, fuel and raising animals for meat, which you buy to maintain your standard of living. Stop trying to off load responsibility of consumers onto creators.

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Shit gets made because nothing is made to last anymore. If I could still buy aluminium water bottles, I wouldn't buy plastic ones. And I can't make them in my car. Since I hold no stock in corporations, I have no say other than choosing to support polluting companies or not having potable water.

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That is a weird example of things that don't last, considering the longevity of plastic is a major contributing factor to our problem with pollution.

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And arguing about whether consumers or creators deserve blame for pollution is a strange response to someone saying we need better laws.

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They refuse to change the method by which they create anything because it would cost money— so they buy politicians to avoid being forced to operate in a less pollutive way, and the average Joe can’t afford to do anything but consume what is made for them because anything else is so expensive for the worker that it’s unsustainable in the current socioeconomic climate.

It’s the corporations.

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This is certainly the way eg. oil companies operate, trying to maintain the status quo by preventing the switch away from fossil fuels. Hopefully we've already got past the hump with the way renewable electricity prices have steadily been falling.

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