DefinitelyNotTheRealBatman

3712 pts · December 19, 2013


I’m in Reading! It’s nice to know not everyone around here is brain dead.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is 10 minutes from my house. Unfortunately, the death toll is up to 5 and there are still 4 missing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34- … and yet you give that number to dozens of organizations, banks, doctors, schools, etc…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Said the two to the tutor “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So... he’s really a time traveling Steven Spielberg?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If your brains were dynamite, you couldn’t even blow your nose.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How DARE you defile one of the most sacred moments of M*A*S*H. Curses on you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Genetically, their kids are twins.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I guess he’s dealt with attempted lawsuits from angry wives in the past.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in PA and my wife had to sign a consent form before my doctor would give me the snip.

5 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

Nothing I blacked out is private. I’m not too worried about it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, apparently. I’ll try to get better in the future.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To those mentioning that data is still visible. I’m not worried about everything you can see is public record anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really. Interesting. I just used the iPhone markup tool. Guess I’ll have to look for a better app. It’s all public info anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doot.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lie is a cake.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USA. Pennsylvania, specifically.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Wyomissing, PA

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m the bad parent in plenty of situations. I freely admit this might be one of them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chuck e Cheese.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty easy to guess that, huh?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and Rohl Dahl (sp?) wrote the screenplay. Which explains a lot about that movie.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad used to buy the baked potato and make like 8 trips to the salad bar for “toppings.” By the end, he was just filling empty potato skin

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha! Oops!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reading!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor “Is it harder to toot,...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maple Glen, PA

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0