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woozle
heh
tr26
There once was a girl named Camille who had a twat of stainless steel. A power drill might give her a thrill, or an xtra rough emory wheel
namelessone
These always feel weird because in modern Greek we actually say "mee".
SoLong18
Cheers to the girl from peru
Who filled her panties w glue
She said with a grin
You will pay to get in
And pay to get out of there too
jelladelta
As opposed to numerical Greek? Also you guys pronounce μ as 'mew'?? Wtf?
nap0501
Dumb English pronunciation.
Geracht
Alright, take my upvote, I laughed.
FeloniousMonk13
there once was a man named Dave. he kept a dead whore in a cave. i must admit, she stank like shit, but think of the money he saved.
FatBastardVegetarian
There once was a caveman named Dave;who kept a dead whore in his cave;he said with a grunt;it's mightly cold cunt; the way I heard it.
DefinitelyNotTheRealBatman
A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
DefinitelyNotTheRealBatman
Said the two to the tutor “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
pyaremohan
There was a man from Ealing. Devoid of all feeling. When he read on the door, don't shit on the floor, he jumped up and shat on the ceiling.
nessusDM
I really wanted to say "pi because it goes on forever"
Sorcatarius
In the moors Kelly walked in a daze, there she'd bark at the moon and the haze, her friends weren't concerned, for by now they had learned,
Sorcatarius
Once a month shed go through this phase. (It's because she's a werewolf! Kelly is a werewolf!)
DaisyfromDownunder
It was a Greek letter - not a French letter.
AtsaMattaForMe
micro?
IMustGrowUpReally
There was an old man from Peru
Whose limericks never got past line two
SyrusDrake
https://twitter.com/DrMRFrancis/status/1130553886585044993
FatBastardVegetarian
140 characters screws up the flow of a limerick.
bigbabyjesusicantwait
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said you are utterly wrong To say my vaginas the largest in China just bc of your mean little dong
glovelyday
Was a young woman named Callas, who used a dynamite stick as a phallus, they found her vagina in North Carolina & bits of her tits in Dallas
HauntedITrain
Oh my these are great
oceanflyer
ClassyNerdySexy
There was an old woman of Rye, who ate some green apples and died. Inside the lamented the apples fermented, making cider inside 'er insides
TeflonTrout
A lass of Darjeeling, claimed to lack sexual feeling, 'til a skeptic, Boris, touched her clitoris and she had to be scraped from the ceiling
clark6050
There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright to the terrible sight to see that his dream had-
clark6050
- come true.
nosimpleway
There once was a girl named Lenore, and a bird and a bust and a door, and the guy with depression has a whole lot of questions...
nosimpleway
...but the bird only says "nevermore"
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
The only pop comment made most true to form and its about the EAP
TheBlueMuppet
*the* EAP.
OnoMichiosCharmingHassakuFace
It's pronounced "mee", not "mew"
rodman194612
More like mü
MyrandaSuccubus
I'm more impressed at teaching the previous 11 letters to a cat than the mispronounced 12th.
DaveSamsonite
It was a consonant. The vowel sound was simply ascribes, as I recall. So just “Meuh.”
nap0501
Okay cute, but when you say the letter in Greek, it's actually Mi not miu. Dumb English pronunciation.
billstranger
That's true. Also "Germany" in German is pronounced "Doi-chland." But since this is an english meme, it does make perfect sense.
billstranger
And "Spain" in Spanish starts with an "E." Almost as if languages.
LampLemon
It bothers me unreasonably how English has somehow butchered the pronunciation of Greek letters to extents I can't even explain.
nap0501
THANK YOU!!! I always go off when I hear it in person. My friends know not to touch the topic or else I rant about it for too long.
Sauroctonus
Beta isn't even a B, it's a V!
rockrnger
There once was a man from kent. Had a dick so long it bent. To stay out of trouble he screwed with it double so instead of coming he went.
Fhant
There once was a young nasty hellion, whose actions were truly Orwellian. He spent all his time, on the meanest of crimes..
Fhant
Such as writing Limericks without a proper rhyming structure.
Eridianne
Guh, that's like holding in a sneeze
SalutetheBoner
PianoMan2112
Flyinglasagnamonster
There once was a man from Nantucket
HereToKickAssAndChewGum
Who loved his horse so much he would fuck it
jimmyriba
who shot off to space in a rocket
DaveSamsonite
This comment deserves all the uproots
v
jimmyriba
upon reaching the sky, he jizzed from up high
jimmyriba
shouting "all you poor Earthlings can suck it!"
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
PianoMan2112
And he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
SkutFarkas
If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it!
PianoMan2112
Ayy,ayy,ayayyyyyy, your sisters don’t wipe, they drip dry! So let’s have another verse that’s worse than the other verse, and waltz me
PianoMan2112
around by my willy
CorporalHumungousErectus
Next time I’ll spit in a bucket
lemmonjello
Id heard it as "if my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Applewhite5
Oh the letter is "mew" I'm guessing.
Booper911l
Thanks. Missed that
copingcabana
It's all Greek to me
Deltablue
Pronounced more like “moo”
Applewhite5
"Mu" I was close.
copingcabana
You learn something nu everyday
Silas007
Pronounced "Mü" in German I believe.
RyanRichter
In Greek it's pronounced 'μ'.
ActuallyAPirate
Yes, pronounced mew though, so you were right
LampLemon
Its not, it's Mi
GerhardRammelhausen
Americans trying to pronounce anything non-english amirite?
LampLemon
In Greek at least
GrosseChung
Depends
sameconvos
I think that in this case "depends" means...
nap0501
Depends on what language you're speaking it in. In English, yes. In Greek, no. It's Mi
Pensionar
Depends on what language you are reading the letter.
Castironpeppers
Yeah I thought "micro"
idontcareone
Yeah science!
Applewhite5
Gonna go out on a limb and say "Greek."
ThePunnyGuy
Come back from the limb, you're making me nervous. You got the answer right.
Blimjoe
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
DamnItTrudyWhatAboutThePineapple
Weirdly enough, in Greek it's pronounced "me", like how you would read the word me
LicensedAdHominem
It always disturbs me when Americans read Greek like it's been transliterated and in English. Like mew.
shankelstoff
They have diphthongs and they speak the language of the Gods. Therefore everything must be pronounced with diphthongs.