DefinitelyNotADragon

5486 pts · April 2, 2016


I had a giraffe paraphernalia collection prior to joining this site and it has only grown since. Maybe I'll send pictures if you ask politely. In conclusion, I am not a dragon.

It is on purpose, I was going to get it on my own hands but decided on something more suiting for myself.

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 3

Much thank!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Mohawk but I part it weird since it’s gotten longer

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Black lipstick is pretty much the only reason I get out of bed anymore

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that’s okay! Luckily I’m the guy that takes care of this particular face and this is the way I like it, but thank you for your input!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you think they’re juggalos..?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

“I think I can, I think I can” - train probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, definitely not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh? Tide Pods? *googles human phrases with human hands* that would be radical, fellow person.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are definitely not a dragon.

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where ya from?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well, I live closer to malibu now but for autonomy purposes I won’t say how much closer and in what direction >.>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh dang son, we’re practically neighbors! I mean, minus traffic of course.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close, born in Redlands!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An invasion? I don’t recall seeing that on the docket of pressing matters for next year?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too have questions regarding your username....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was really hoping they were actual undergarments made of meatloaf... Exactly like the candy kind, but you know, meatier.

8 years ago | Likes 363 Dislikes 4

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen!

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

You probably should have a professional do it.

8 years ago | Likes 599 Dislikes 1

As a self appointed representative of the non dragon folk of imgur, can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I️ feel like Russia is the Florida of Europe.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I could totally send you a print of it if you pm me your address!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got into it because I want to help, I want to get out because I have realized there’s only so much that can be done. Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m trying! It’s hard to find time between work and school but I’ve already bought fake skin and I’m researching machines.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate that!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone can draw with enough patience, friend

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0