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Perfectly cubed foods
Perfectly cubed foods
Nov 16, 2017 7:28 AM
0hnonono
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Perfectly cubed foods
Kiore
I spy dragonfruit
Mattwer3
Actually no.
Scar405th
pokeblocks?
Nickrulezlol
YES
sublimedub
LITTLE BIIIIIIITS!
LokiShade
You know damn well this is what we want.
fructoric
Not perfect
lateksilassi
New materials to Minecraft!
tylgar5676
Fruit. By Mojang
bachterman
bona petey it
CatzEyes93
but can you name them all?
FunnyItWorkedLastTime
Inexplicably I feel like playing Minecraft.
Kryalis
I thought this was a subtle way to tell us we’re squares.
fellowimgurean
Feynmaniac
I have the weirdest boner right now...
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Organic shapes forced into unnatural geometry and order, both meat and veg lose their identity till you recognize them - such a metaphor!
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Is precise and well arranged, balanced color, appetizing lighting for photography = I like, +1.
UnlogicalPeanutbutter
In the wise words of David... y’all are a bunch’o squares.
AbridgedKirito
Is this that "minecraft" game every kid's been talkin' about?
usernaimunavailable
I love dragonfruit!
cacapoopydoody4
yes but why are the chicken cube and the pork cube raw?
Affray
Master Chef Australia? Anyone?
fatherofawaterbender
But, was an atom split when cutting these foods into cubes?
Heine03
The reference game is strong with this one.
VeryDubiousThisWillEndWell
Minecraft porn
Zorbaq
What Minecraft resource pack is this?
BrianFarr
Crossy Road
FreeBreastReductionConsultation
Sushi
ElRoboDiablo
Ah, dragon fruit, the blandest, neatest looking food in the world.
hornsofthebull
Starfruit must be pissed, but it traded in the cool points for a smidge of tangy flavour
TrueDankMemeLord
The purple inside ones are different
sunyudai
Bland? It tastes like a mild kiwi to me.
happyburger
add a little sugar to it, helps it a lot, makes it taste kinda like weak strawberries/lychee
Savagepancakes
Why is it flavorful to me? It's sweet like a kiwi mixed with lichi
aBananaIsNotAnAccurateMeasurementOfScale
I’ve heard it tastes better fresh, but it’s not easy to get ‘em fresh here in America.
HeyLookThisCommentEarned
I had Dragonfruit from La Boceria in Barcelona, and it was fantastic. You need some fresher fruit dawg.
woodsandhillsplc
They should give it a crappier name, like Photocopier Fruit.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
It's basically just crunchy water.
kryptography
When i've had it it tastes like a slightly less sharp kiwi
Jantte
I bought one while visiting vietnam. I had such hard time peeling it that this nice old lady helped me.
KingORedLions
The ones with purple flesh, when fresh, are great.
BigtimeChefGuy
Get a pitahiya. It's like a smaller yellow dragonfruit but it has a much sweeter flavour. Tastes a bit like pear imo.
DoomBloodGoddess
Have you tried dehydrated dragon fruit? It’s bloody horrific. But yeah, it’s still looks really cool.
LootenetDan
It reminds me of bland kiwi
ellesandre
Exactly! A gorgeous, disappointing kiwi.
LootenetDan
Maybe... Maybe green is the key ingredient
KyrieGloria
The full photo and story are awesome: https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/food-cubes-art
ihateimgurffs
A bit of url manipulation and high res https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos/57d32e5bcba257a52320dbdf/16:13/w_2560,c_limit/LS-Fruit.jpg
AgentMcSauce
Noice!
hugemuffin
Price on signed official poster is not - 52 x 42 cm / offset print / no Edition / signed by artists / €125,- excl. shipping
KyrieGloria
Not awesome at all!
BrainTaffy
I'LL MAKE MY OWN CUBED FOOD, SHOOT IT AND MAKE POSTERS AND GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE. WITH BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS.
ViciousZen
I don't know why you're being downvoted. A poster smaller than 2 feet shouldn't cost that.
Hoparistic
That would make the weirdest salad.
ProfessorMatt
It would look like a Rubik's Cube smothered in ranch dressing- dressing being the one thing impossible to keep in cubic form.
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
You don't make friends with salad
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
You'd get a bad stomach too. Considering some of those cubes are raw meat and raw fish
SarcasticComment
Mmmm... bell pepper seeds. My favorite
jnnfrhll
Coolest*
GlowstickJedi
And cost $200 at the most pretentious restaurant you can imagine.
Juicyduce2016
So it would be tree fiddy?
TimberWilly
imnotokiedokie
Pfft 200? Try a cool $350 not including the wild caught salmon outback or "kobe" beef.
FlannelPanelChannel
"Kube beef"
MuffinProof
Salad³
TimberWilly
UNDEADLY
this should be top comment
GeminiClone
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Nice!
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
How long you've been holding into that?
NotABench
VrahMaster
onto*
SnootyEuropean
on to*
Armin2015
Probably autocorrect screwed up
BeardyGlasses
Well you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day...
DasDovian
But squares don't taste good,I'd rather have an apple.
AdamEnvelope
FATHER?
dietderpsy
Pommo
lol
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
This is punderrated.
readthebio
ILike2TouchButts
Im'ma have to send you to the punitentiary for that one.
SOURCECODE01
That's why 7 ate 9.
TimberWilly
UnlogicalPeanutbutter
I respect you.
Froglip
But... Those are cubes
m45k5
Right, so good for 2 days!
BloodPressureIsHigh
3^2 = 9, 3^3 = 27, both of which are divisible by 9, 1 and 3, so 1^3. Eat one a day instead of 3 squared. (Btw this is bad math for joke)
Niiikorasu
I agree, those are indeed cubes.
nomonames2
>3 Square meals >3 Squared >3*3 You've earned approximately 1 giggles
SaikyoStyle
Greentexting on Imgur is always a bad idea.
nomonames2
>implying I didn't git upvotes
NePb
left to right top to bottom: carrot, zucchini, tomato, kiwi, beef, chicken, not sure, cabbage, banana (Not cubed), grapefruit, corn,
InsanityKiwi
Dibs on the Kiwifruit. I like to eat my kin.
InsanityKiwi
Raw.
Calatha
LukehatesFuckmonkeys
Cabbage is actually purple cauliflower
Tywinning
As a New Zealander, calling a kiwi fruit just "kiwi" sounds so weird. You can't just eat endangered birds/people
NePb
As a Canadian, with no native Kiwi birds, or Kiwi people, we (I) just call em kiwis
ElephantLord
Not sure is garlic bulb
NePb
it certainly is
littlel
I looked at this for a solid minute trying - but failing - to work that out. Thanks.
StevoRTR
I would like to argue that that is in fact pork not beef
NePb
Man, people are picking my guesses apart. You're right.
TheSolitaryRogueBee
Liver. It's too shiny and brown.
itwasonlyadream
https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos/57d32e57bd794aa9132639a6/master/w_1024/food-cubes-decoded.jpg
ceramicpear
@NePb
NePb
I feel like I did a good job guessing.
ceramicpear
Yeah good job dude
khora
not sure = garlic
NePb
It sure does
down2stars
Yeah that's what I was thinking
NePb
watermelon, papaya?, dragonfruit, fish, meat?, onion, not sure, cheese, fish, leek, cucumber, mushroom, nots ure, cheese, pepper, fish
millivanillichilliwilly
Pumpkin?
NePb
Like those ones under a foot of snow on my balcony!
tacoburglar
1st fish: catfish 2nd fish: mackerel. This is what separates us from animals!
GentlemanScientist
Beef is pork rind, not sure is garlic, cabbage is purple broccoli, grapefruit is blood orange, papaya is pumpkin, fish 1 is rainbow trout 1/
GentlemanScientist
meat? is liver, not sure is winter melon, cheese 1 is jicama, fish 2 is mackerel, nots ure is heart of palm, cheese 2 is sweet potato, 2/
GentlemanScientist
fish 3 is brook trout. Source:
:P
chefryank
*dragonfruit, yellowfin tuna, beef liver*
GentlemanScientist
Try this one!
ElephantLord
I thought what you said was papaya was pumpkin
NePb
and it is as it turns out
serafimo
garlic and jicama for two of the not sures?
YOUARENOTMYSQUISHYNOW
Sweet potato even
DaBussySlaya
80% sure that the one after onion is the Santa Claus melon.
NePb
according to the legend, it is a Winter melon, which I am unfamiliar with.
YOUARENOTMYSQUISHYNOW
Squash
NePb
I take it this means I'm your squishy now.
Lucallia
The one before the banana is not cabbage it's a purple cauliflower. You can tell by the branching from the white core and the flower bits
NePb
Sorry I wasn't up to your standard Lucallia
Lucallia
at the end. It does look very pretty though thought it was like a section of a gem or something at first.
anaujiramevolyllaeri
Last not sure is turnip maybe?
NePb
Heart of palm according to the legend
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Liver maybe?
NePb
I thought liver, but it has been so damn long, tough to say.
Deshalope
I think it is, yeah.
Tissueaccount
There is no cheese.
NePb
yeah, and the cake is a lie
Tissueaccount
First one labeled as cheese is apple
MedicinalMarinara
This the first thing I tried doing, you did well! First not sure could be eggplant??
readthebio
Zucchini I’m pretty sure
NePb
I am not super familiar with eggplants. Could very well be.
aznhntr
The first one you weren’t sure of is garlic.