DefenestrationAssistant

18360 pts ยท January 18, 2014


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5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 10

Gumbus looks like the love child of Princess Donut and Rend. Now there's a Snick.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But... Two wrongs make a right, right?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, me!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there...

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

To show the opossum it can be done.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like it would have done the opposite...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Though self depreciating jokes were the best.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Eh, Depends...

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hickory smoked buttholes...

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Look up Elvis' Jet Magazine interview from 1957 (quote is too long to fit here)

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Just anura piscine video...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that was peak comedy.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My turn, my turn!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy mistake, this actually the love child of both Adam and Jamie. Fun fact he's only 23 years old, the same age Jamie was on the first season of Mythbusters.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One more than most of us...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude probably shouldn't be trunk on camera tho...

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh deer, I am not a fawn of that joke.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Need a chistera for that. Ideally one with an extension for sex doll heads.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddammit Donut!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dude, you can't just say things like that out loud, jeeze.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't you hear? After daylight savings It's Five-Six now...

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step-singularity, what are you doing?

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0