435 pts ยท March 26, 2012
Waitressing, gave old couple a can of pop, mixed the words "glass" and "ice" somehow, asked enthusiastically "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ASS??"
Our 3 labs have their own couch. They now turn their noses up at it and claimed our new couch. Damn dogs livin' the life. Get a job!
Buddy then lived 10+ yrs, a spoiled rotten goof ball with a head as big as a basketball.
My uncle found his pit bull puppy in a box on the side of the road. Middle of a nasty MN winter, pup was literally stuck, frozen to the box.
Keep yo meat ice cold, kids!
I laughed way too hard, that was gold
Lol it's a fucking bird on the screen
Ah yes, very true...
+1 for your username I appreciate that shit. Also, where's my drink!?!? My diet Dr. Kelp!!
Great now I'm thinking about burgers. Quite suspiciously in fact....
Your username made my life. I got 2 free spa tickets, bring the spaghetti.
I member!
Same
The frenchiest fry!
"Parents sell you to Paris Hilton" -Butters
Just leave a bottle of A-1 in the car cup holder and take drinks when no one is looking, like my mother does.
My high school friends used to say "fuck ya later!" And do the classic finger bang gun move. So classy.
MRW I walk into a spider web.
Make love to my *ice cream*
You look amazing! I remember what a relief it was to find a solution instead of just living with acne. Props!
I live in Detroit Lakes! Bf dragged me along coyote hunting last weekend, -13 F and my f'n eyelashes were freezing together.
I once dreamt I birthed a baby-sized albino rat with a full head of red hair. Dream me was only upset by the fact that it was a ginger...
Username checks out
Male sperm contains the XY chromosome whereas female sperm contains XX. It is what determines gender.
Female orgasms release a hormone that gives MALE SPERM the advantage while en route to the egg. So if u want BOY, give ORGASM!
sweet jesus, richard hammond is sexy.
*CORRECTION* art majors.
doesn't matter, had death...?
Waitressing, gave old couple a can of pop, mixed the words "glass" and "ice" somehow, asked enthusiastically "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ASS??"
Our 3 labs have their own couch. They now turn their noses up at it and claimed our new couch. Damn dogs livin' the life. Get a job!
Buddy then lived 10+ yrs, a spoiled rotten goof ball with a head as big as a basketball.
My uncle found his pit bull puppy in a box on the side of the road. Middle of a nasty MN winter, pup was literally stuck, frozen to the box.
Keep yo meat ice cold, kids!
I laughed way too hard, that was gold
Lol it's a fucking bird on the screen
Ah yes, very true...
+1 for your username I appreciate that shit. Also, where's my drink!?!? My diet Dr. Kelp!!
Great now I'm thinking about burgers. Quite suspiciously in fact....
Your username made my life. I got 2 free spa tickets, bring the spaghetti.
I member!
Same
The frenchiest fry!
"Parents sell you to Paris Hilton" -Butters
Just leave a bottle of A-1 in the car cup holder and take drinks when no one is looking, like my mother does.
My high school friends used to say "fuck ya later!" And do the classic finger bang gun move. So classy.
MRW I walk into a spider web.
Make love to my *ice cream*
You look amazing! I remember what a relief it was to find a solution instead of just living with acne. Props!
I live in Detroit Lakes! Bf dragged me along coyote hunting last weekend, -13 F and my f'n eyelashes were freezing together.
I once dreamt I birthed a baby-sized albino rat with a full head of red hair. Dream me was only upset by the fact that it was a ginger...
Username checks out
Male sperm contains the XY chromosome whereas female sperm contains XX. It is what determines gender.
Female orgasms release a hormone that gives MALE SPERM the advantage while en route to the egg. So if u want BOY, give ORGASM!
sweet jesus, richard hammond is sexy.
*CORRECTION* art majors.
doesn't matter, had death...?