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Found Clonk V5 on imgur?
stormiehillers10
Funny stuff but leaves me with one question. How do you go about stabbing someone with a squirrel?
Teatimebeforecolonizetime
#2 asking the real question
BloodRage4
#36
ivdok
Looks like he hurt his... LEGGO.
PrincessMoonicorn
OMG #1 is Sloth from The Goonies as a child! I get it now!
twohearteddoctor
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
#8 Doesn't take a genius to create poisoned popcorn.
RamothBezerWasAlreadyTaken
Tom Lehrer already did it.
Andalite
#5 I relate to this one so well haha lol
HushroomMouse
Nice Ifunny watermark bro
Hellstorm99
#3 implies many Americans know enough about the world to actually categorize areas of each continent. This would be an incorrect assumption.
cabbagesareNOTletturce
This. I was going to say that most Americans don't even know there's a desert in Africa. Just Lion King, hunger, and AIDS.
squirrelfartsy
I thought that map was pretty spot on. Don't think the missiles are still there though.
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
Was there a suicidal scream for help hidden in this dump?
ExodusMemes
yes
Peanutbutterchocolatebarmothertrucker
:(
MichaeIScott
I know people have been saying it, but please get help. Please.
Mrmtndew76
#11 that is a hamburger! Internet is not over!
Lemonsandwichs
"aren't there stars in front of the moon??" -future astronomer
Nilhlis
Can totally relate to #5
Tempest99999
I don't get why Tumblr people think adding "Delete this" is making the post funnier.
Memesters123
Handsoap pls. Fucking amazing
VXNSTONE
I too lost it at handsoap.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
ok rape u next week
TheGreatAndPowerfulSage
To the fat guy: Attach a 12" of tape to a stick, letting the end dangle. Touch it to the DVD, pick it up with tape. Been there, done that.
theoneeyedsnakes
I dont get why rape you later is funny.... idk just me I guess
BlackJesus367
NotHalfBad
#4, not true. I got harassed for almost a year by this lesbian that I turned down. Her and her friends use t follow me to different bars,
NotHalfBad
Just to make fun of me and call me a whore and a "breeder."
Assfullofbread
I love it when people call other people who wont fuck them whores
ashleypomeroy
Plot twist: you are Kim Deal and they were just misunderstood fans.
Reaperrz
"Breeder" is one of the funniest insults I ever heard.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"God I bet you just wanna have a family don't you. Fucking filthy weirdo with your instincts and wants."
MrMeems
#3 As an American, Australia should be "Kangaroos and Cunts."
ExodusMemes
as an australian i can confirm that is all australia is.
KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
TheGrubermeister
You're doing God's work, friend.
KrystenRittereyerollingatshitposters
I would always get tempted to get into an argument when i saw some bullshit but this is far more satisfying
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
WAKE UP JESS-I-CA
WrongUn
NOWWWWWW JESSICAAAAAAAA!!!!!
dontcallmeplath
I love her face. It is perfect. Good lord.
MattDerKomponist
YEAH TEXAS
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
and vodka
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
Kay wtf anyone else notice the fire devil in the ass fire pic ?!
ThatUsernameThatYouThinkIsFunny
Do Americans see Ireland as queen or is the meme make lazy af
ThatUsernameThatYouThinkIsFunny
Picture 3 in the dump
Tegsworth1685
#3 is mostly correct. But they missed Ireland as redheads and leprechauns.
NeerjaTripathi
#14 looks like the asparagus guy in Veggie Tales.
mty999
He has no ears
Melyntor
I came down to see if anyone else had clocked that! He doesn't seem to have any ears
NeerjaTripathi
right?
Lopool
heshie
hahahaha
carlkilbo
New mobile background
DickwadMcDucking
Glorious
Sauroctonus
*Shudder*
FrodoTheDodo
He explains his thinking atleast
throbinwoo
Rhonda?
throbinwoo
Heeeeeyyyyyy you guyyyyyyyysss
Lopool
Wanna play some Miiiiiiiiinecraaaaaaaaft?!?!?!?!?!??!
GreatPotatoMan
Kids like this... thing... are the reason the game lost its popularity.
TemporalPairofSocks
Sexspoisition.
Pixeleen
Sextaposition
Generricwhiteman
Lopool
What if your child was born acoustic?
GriffXombie
Hey Youuu guysssss!!!
BryTbill
Sloth...the younger years.
tpridz
@op #5 you ok bro?
Schmedes
"Yeah, totally. Rape you next week!"
SquidJesus
One of the weirder things to repost.
borderlinetrainwreck
I skipped down the rest of the post to see if anyone else caught that... blanket forts help. My 3yr old has gotten me back into them now! :)
InsertUsernameJokeHere
Blanket forts are AWESOME.
ChellFreeman
But can they withstand a 90 ton stone projectile launched from a trebuchet?
InsertUsernameJokeHere
Depends, african or european pillows?
ChellFreeman
http://makeagif.com/6tzcHH
humminbirdtunes
Jumped down here to see if someone else noticed. @OP - you okay? :(
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
I like the hidden confession idea.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I went to up vote but accidentally tapped your username. HTF DO YOU HAVE 45K POINTS AND NO POSTS?!?!?
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Comments are where it's at. I do mean to post, but posts generally go very low for most people.
tpridz
Ya it's nifty. Hope the guy doesn't off himself
ExodusMemes
no im not ok
anneboleynfan1
Chat with us. We help
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Linkthebarbarian
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Peanutbutterchocolatebarmothertrucker
I dont have much to tell you but im in the same boat as you, I hope you get better fellow depressed memer
ImJustHereForDogMemes
Thanks for taking time out of your day to make me laugh man
ABillionDucks
Me too thanks :D
jjn010
Do you need to talk about anything?
NickBlacksHumor
Rape you next week.. is that how kids say see you later nowadays
MRWubbs
That's how I say it
UncleCeiling
So far the best response I have found to things like this is "I own a shotgun."
butmahitsjustmebooo
I'm 100% sure it's fake.
GeneralBullshit
as a former kid I got no clue what ever the fuck happend at any time, so can confirm
spiritussancto
can someone explain why this is funny?
DotSlashNatalie
It's distasteful but I rate his hacking abilities to be the same as this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM
fdtudkfjdhkfd
What the hell
DotSlashNatalie
What?
fdtudkfjdhkfd
Just so embarrassingly dumb these people god damn. Not that I've never done dumb shit but god damn
theoneeyedsnakes
I was wondering the same thing. I was honestly scared
spiritussancto
it's creepy as shit, scary, and gross
Iworethebrownpants
Rape ya later alligator.
icallmydickthorshammer
Rape ya after awhile crocodile
UncleCeiling
Really makes the classic retort, "after a while pedophile" even more creepy.
jadedisland3153
Soon said the rape baboon
EatUrShorts
"ok rape you next week ! Is Thursday ok? " "No!" "That's the spirit, Thursday it is !"
AtheistReverand
spiritussancto
i don't get it. why is that funny?
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Because it induces a humorous response in some people. Duh.
gladtoseeimontherighttrack
Consent?
spiritussancto
a lack of consent is funny why?
buffetofdicks
Oh god. You're one of THOSE.
buffetofdicks
Tumblr is leaking again!
tarataqa
As a Texan, #3 is stereotypically accurate.
orangatuan
As an Englishman, I'm not sure I agree with this, "The Queen" I mean she's famous and all, but where is the TEA?!?!?!
tarataqa
Queen > tea
whatupmyknitters
The map looks like it's from the point of view of a Texan specifically. And even then... West coast and East coast need some distinction!
tarataqa
As a Texan, while I enjoy visiting all 3 coasts, I see no real distinction between East and West coasts. Both are considered "Not Texas".
whatupmyknitters
oh okay well as a californian, there's tons to distinguish them. the east coast almost feels foreign to me.
tarataqa
So what 1 thing would you use to describe the coasts?
whatupmyknitters
water. unless you mean each coast separately. then i'd say hippie vs hipster.