DeadInMyOwnHead

3983 pts ยท October 23, 2016


Ahem...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I imagine a sudden, heroic intervention coupled with a tragic story.

7 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Slammed my little finger in a steel plated dorm door and forced my self to burn a hole through my nail, drain the blood. No go.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This one really needs to be sent to the cleaners.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ah playing the long con. Watch out for this one.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've been thinking about shaving my beard and getting contacts to see the reaction on friends' faces.

7 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 0

I don't know why this has been downvoted so hard.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 13

Retail? Call Center?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stabbed through the torso but killed ranger-esque figure by slamming his head into a pillar over and over again. Anyone have a clue?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a cinematic from some game where a big warrior with an axe and some scarred, masked ranger fought on a wall. The warrior got 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, pretty much. Taking action is better than inaction though.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

We love you and know you'll do your friend proud. Grief is a process. It will take time... Maybe a long time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wayne's worl

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like his advice is pretty good but i really don't like the fucker.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also true.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Right on the fucking money lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you make the bows out of the heartwood, the already dead but structural part of the tree. Osage orange has a lot of it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's not many around here but most people's instinct is to jump when they see any spider, then decide what to do with it. Fuck funnel web

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in Maui for a short time. How did I not go see this Mother?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be out of the way. He did say volunteers show up so it might be protected in some way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Late 20s you say? Now I just need to move to her current town, figure out where she lives, and creepily ask her to marry me.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 5

Fuck yes.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looked dead already. Even weak wood doesn't just crumble.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite comment chain of the week. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well fuck yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother is absolutely cringeworthy when he tries to cook. I try not to tell him to get out of the way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That doesn't make sense to me. Unless they verbally sound the same in the local dialect, they have two different pronunciations.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe shawn and john are two separate names, not representations of each other.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8