Cooking help

Apr 8, 2018 10:14 AM

AngeCa

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That was my old man face.. priceless.. everytime. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of stuff we can expect now that Facebook people are migrating here? Shit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This was my ex’s reaction. I still don’t cook due to the inferiority complex I gained from that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife is the cook in the house. She is also a little OCD so this is her anytime I offer to make dinner.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Thats me when my wife cooks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW HARD IS IT TO STIR A MINCE STIR FRY MIKAELA... DON'T JUST PROD IT

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Training in a new job I started 3 weeks ago and this is my mentor's face everytime I do anything.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cringe when people don't have basic knife skills. TUCK IN THOSE FINGERS!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother is absolutely cringeworthy when he tries to cook. I try not to tell him to get out of the way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Horrifying I can relate too much

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is me watching my husband fold laundry. Not proud of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why no one cooks with me. I'm a lot less subtle with my disappointment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you think my efforts to help you aren't good enough then why did you fucking ask for my help

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is my boyfriend's reaction to my attempts at helping. I'm so not good at cooking.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Mine too lmao

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Other day I was doing dishes; the water was already hot. MRW my grandma comes along to get some to boil noodles & she turns the tap to cold.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep story of my wife...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I'm not allowed in the kitchen. That and because my best recipe is a "Biohazard" because people need to "Breathe", or something.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You told me to chop the onion, I'm doing it Dave!

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 3

DICE! I SAID DICE PAUL THESE ARE CLEARLY JULIENNES!

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Would definitely be more impressed if they were proper julienne cuts.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this when the wife tries to fry breaded chicken in a flat cast iron skillet with 2 dollops of oil.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make that same face when people "help" with the cleaning or dishes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OR they think they are good and doing something awesome by randomly grabbing stuff and throwing it in!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh God. Onions and apples in a salad with apple vinegar as the only dressing and seasoning. I wasn't very fond of salads for a long time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you know what movie this is from?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

It’s called a guide to recognizing your saints

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Brilliant film

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its the movie where he ask someone for help on cooking but end up doing it wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Thanks man, this was driving me crazy. How did you find out it‘s not Sandstorm?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If you look closely you can see its RDJ and not Darude.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah. Infinity War.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Mrw I'm following the kitchen drama from the sidelines v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kids help me all the time. I try to use it as teaching time. I have to tell my son to curl his fingertips every time he picks up a knife.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one time you don't will probably be the time he gets it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I accidentally got myself trying to help him. Good lesson without him getting hurt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That works too. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can totally relate, my partner is a chef and this is his reaction every time I cook...

8 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 1

Pack up your knives, chef. This relationship is over.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ask for help? Me and my roomate love cooking together and it mainly started as us trading tips and things we learned from our moms

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mr. SparkleAnimal:

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*under their breath* "unbelievable..." -your partner

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

More like “you’re fired”

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Is your partner G. Ramsay?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"you fucking donkey"

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Where is the Lamb SAUCE?!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I've eaten this!!! IT'S ROTTEEENNN!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0