DatToni

477 pts · July 1, 2016


"This is your public profile. Write something about yourself!" - How about you toss off mate and stop enforcing anything on me fam?

Als Jude finde ich das etwas makaber, aber ich feier es trotzdem xD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And i am a German Jew, so be glad, for i would be insulted if i wasn't German and therefore not getting the joke o_O xD

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wir machen zwar Bauchspeckwürfel rein (zergeht förmlich auf der Zunge) aber ich würde die hier auch nicht vom Teller schupsen.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's astonishing for a German to read this. I can't even remember the first time i ate Rinderrouladen.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We "overcook" things because unlike you uncultured swine we love gravy. We also eat minced pork raw on bread so whatever ~

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh boy, did you never read how the current Iranian Oligarchy came to power? It also started with shooting protesters...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were not "Greek" but "hellenized barbarians" with a different native culture and speech who merely adopted things along the way.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I didn't even mind Python at all //except the uncounted times it didn't add up to what we were told to program

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it's not much but Masel-Tov to that and to the beautiful grandchildren he got! Also a late happy Hannukah and Christmas :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, during a Jewish wedding most would be too drunk to notice anyone being shirtless. I just love my culture!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh right, i forgot, it's Jom Kippur. D:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mazel-Tov mate. Had this constantly in school because i didn't mind being called "bloody Jew" by my friends. Teachers always went mental. xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's what makes it so awesome

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That name alone is beyond awesome +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile in Germany, nobody gives two shits about all that nonsense. America seems so bored they invent a whole new social problem

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

A sea danger noodle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Jew, i prefer to see a kid build a swastika rather than playing with a fidget spinner, what is happening with you 2017?!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Good for you, i meant it more in the way of: "don't forgive one who already cheated you" not like people can't change.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Once a cheater, always a cheater and worse. If you forgive her she'll think it's ok. Kick that bitch OP!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

SAD!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Subway - the food for the small man.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are good dogs brent!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But is it fair trade op?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how looking into the eclipse must have felt like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't let the Hound find this, or he'll eat all the chicken!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's exactly me in school when Java acts up again

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a glorious bastard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biip.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome in Germany where it rains whole weeks during July this year...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0