DanielWeber

624 pts ยท February 19, 2013


Im here to Party

Sing your song proudly, do not go quietly into that soft goodnight. You have lived a life mere mortals only dream about, and watch in films.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey you hard dicked son of a bitch. You sir are dangerous, never forget that. Wear it as a badge of honor. We will never forget you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank God....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've had 3 of them and never seen that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of dog drinks water with half his face in the water?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this Sgt Nichols from 3/6?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic fighting knives, better to take cuts to your extremities than your chest cavity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For anyone wondering, we are trained to take cuts to the outside of our forearms, in an attempt to gain control of the enemies weapon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, no we are not trained to "let them stab us in that area"

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

From experience the best advice I can give you for the transition, put your dick in it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Winter in Texas?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don't you want my Richard pictures?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it was more the look of a crushing realization of the modern human condition. But we'll go with Nats, although hockey would be better!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In DC? I also did a sleep study and found out I have sleep apnea. Good luck!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because it kills us and the puppies.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

God damn Mongolians.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chinese fireworks company. Wouldn't get anything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was lighting mortars and there was a defective one in a box of 100. Blew up on the ground in the tube. Lost index finger and thumb.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sprinting might be a little harder and I sometimes trip walking up stairs because I don't have my weight far enough back on my foot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends how they amputate, mine is surgical so I still have the base of the toe, that's where you rest most of the weight. I run fine too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too am short a big toe. Sauce posted shortly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a small, slender tree-dwelling ape with long powerful arms and loud hooting calls, native to the forests of Southeast Asia.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's close to a shit monkey

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You right. So Ubisoft is the bringer of the apocalypse

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Eh... Debatable. The division is absolute garbage.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

The W hotel rooftop bar

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd move slowly towards you first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I've got no respect for millionaires who become drug addicted suicide cases when they can afford the best medical treatment in the world

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Actually the 5th year would start the day after her death. So keep chugging along in your salt train.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Sadly this armor would be horrible in combat. The point to to deflect, not give a surface to catch a blade.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2