DanielRadcliffesDeliciousAsshole

1164 pts ยท April 12, 2014


I know nothing

stop looking at me SWAN

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm gonna fuck around and find out."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, Marie. It's a mineral.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the human! My husband found out the day before his cake day we were having a human. Still waiting on his arrival, 1 week overdue

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently many prisoners feel the same way.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same for me. I've been writing a book for 4 years now and I'm no where near done. It's not as easy as James Patterson makes it seem.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like Javert may make it better.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About tree fiddy

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is that the game where you use a mallet to hit balls through metal rings stuck in the ground? I played it a few years ago. Quite enjoyable.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I usually don't tip my bartender, but maybe that's just because I'm an asshole American.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the Kristen Stewart one was pretty fucking accurate

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Do you feel better now? YOU'RE NOT CLEVER!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

leave the theater every 5 minutes because I have to pee. I'd miss the whole thing!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know (sort of) how you feel. I may not be able to eve go see it since I will be 8 months pregnant when it comes out. I don't want to (1)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happens to me all the fucking time

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I remember the struggle, and it was a painful one. Here's a virtual internet hug.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Definitely going to use "Stop, drop and curl" once I am not pregnant anymore, lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty much what happened here

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 because it's pretty true

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BECAUSE I'M DRUNK

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't even think they're cute. I think they look fucking scary.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Please deliver, OP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if you want to get technical :P

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I collected all of the seasons over the years. But now it's on Netflix, which is awesome since s6 didn't come with English subtitles.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I chose it myself!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did Google search tell you? Because I'm like 9000% sure this place is in my hometown.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moved to Arizona but moving back soon! I used to live off of 55th St and 82nd Ave.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think mine might just be a bit more disturbing than @ForkingTucson

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0