eheheheheeheheheheh
1712917
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206
Bismuth
Azurite
Bismuth
Black Opal
Burmese Tourmaline
Chrysocolla in Malachite
Fluorite
Luz Opal
Opal Fossil
Opal
Pink Rhodochrosite
Realgar on Calcite
Rhodochrosite
Rose Quartz Geode
Scolecite
Sunset Fire Opal
The Empress of Uruguay Worlds Biggest Amethyst Geode
Titanium Quartz
Tourmaline on Quartz with Lepidolite and Cleavelandite
Uvarovite
Watermelon Tourmaline
North Korea: Countdown to Nuclear War
http://theimgurschool.tv/1501150-2725
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
The Aether!
Cardiactor
Someone's watching Steven Universe I see
aurafox
Don't spoil Steven Universe characters for me!
ixiserenityixi
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7b/7bd2fec04287c1ff28c369a8a8e58c6009347a806e965f3952fdbe61a066afb2.jpg
Elonth
THEY'RE MINERALS!
Notmyprotein
GOD DAMN, MARIE!
CanYouSmellWhatImCooking
http://i39.tinypic.com/29mll5j.jpg
NotMichaelAtAll
These are cool, I should look more into rocks, I didn't look at them before. I guess I just took them for granite.
BilldeTurlock
That's just marbelous.
Kirashiro
Someone found the tesseract.. http://imgur.com/hPdZhGt
cutefrog555
A galaxy tesseract. It is beautiful.
illumidaddy
Opal
DBenign
All I wanna be, is someone who gets to see, a giant woman...
aluminumadmiral
A GIANT WOMAN!
CustardFaceKid
All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman!
FaithAlone
#5 Pretty sure Diablo is in that one, be careful guys.
LoopStricken
If it were Leahblo, I'd let her out... ayyyy.
LoopStricken
If it were Leahblo, I'd let her out... ayyyy.
Godzillaismycat
The Luz Opal, #8 , reminds me of the Horse Head Nebula: https://addvoid.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/horsehead-nebula.jpg
ODISY
too bad those pillars were sandblasted away by solar radiation a long time ago...
TheStonedAlchemist
#21 IT'S THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN! A WATERMELONE INSIDE OF A WATERMELSTONE!
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/Z0IE8EG
vaginaface
My reaction to this post:
6footdildo
that looks painful
SpankmyMankey
HNNNG!!!!
tiffinilovee
Yes.
AinsleysOilySacrifice
cummingtinite?
SuharuStormrage
So has anyone replaced that amethyst geode with a penis?
IntrepidGamer
I see this post gave you a mineral hard erection.
hyappatsuhyakuchuu
Amazing. You even got precum on the tip.
dopestdyl
I think it's actually crying from the beauty
hyappatsuhyakuchuu
I think that's similar. :3
FernandoAlonso
Saw your comment, then your username. Life is right.
GarrettStopMotion
seriously tho, what magic powers do I get by obtaining one of these?
hesychasticextrovert
So is it safe to say you got...rock hard?
thehatjesty
So... About what, a seven?
MaxCafe
http://imgur.com/oOcm8ZK
Vesta1123
Crystal hard*
forgofamily
Where are the crystal gems?
Zugoldragon
and amethyst
pmaguire13
rose quartz is there
WalterWhiteshair
They are truly, truly outrageous.
MunsterZero
Oh, you Misfit!
SwoopMoot
and amethyst
bardock
dr robotnik stole them
SwoopMoot
and amethyst
Zugoldragon
and amethyst
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/17PjFdS
forgofamily
I was waiting for that
iliketopostrandomgifs
Best rock of all
NeverEnoughPuppyLove
Rock on!
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
The Rock, rocking a fanny back while rocking his head
Gilgamech
Yo dawg...
DingusInTheMCRmy
Oh you.
quietrage
Made me inhale a crumb down my windpipe.
HitlersFather
+1 for leather fanny pack
rankdank69
Crack rock?
Whazdee
Hey, Jabroni.
PeeteePete
The second best. http://imgur.com/V3ZIaMz
thatpooplife
Tiiiiiiight
wildpintobean
Damnit Marie! They're not rocks, they're minerals
iamwastingtime
new fave gif
EddyWally4President
Good username
Farcrier
I'm rock hard
acmesupply
Giggity
mozrael
dat subtle head shift, unnfff
SaltyAndBitter
TSSSZZZzzzz-ow!... Scorchin! *Butt slap*
NonCottonCandy
@TheBOULDER where are you!?
HeavyYeti
Plz no
TheEmperorOfSanFrancisco
@heavyyeti Plz no
thecheckisinthemail
http://imgur.com/w2Ls3ew
mozrael
dat subtle head shift, unnfff
pmaguire13
IT MOVES
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Dat fanny pack
Joneseys
I like the I'm gonna protect my bitchin turtle neck with this napkin under my elbow thing he has going on.
coquette007
I knew what it was going to be...and yet I still clicked. +1 for you, my friend.
WhynotZoidbergwhoopwhoopwhoop
You sir, are funny
BiggieSmallFry
Minerals *
SirSage
#17 http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/d/d7/PP.png" class="comment__media" loading="lazy"/>/revision/latest?cb=20150224022613
DBenign
You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!
SoniMax
As a geology student... I need to change my pants. Right after this bulge goes down.
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MunsterZero
Got your rocks off? ;)
Anononononon
Cummingtonite huh?
SoniMax
Cummingeverynight
Kehy
I make jewelry. Got extra pants?
SoniMax
I've got a whole closet of them
SlayerOfTheNazgul
So, on a scale of talc to diamond, how hard are you?
SoniMax
Meh, right now I'm about Calcite...
AbagailJacobsen87
Don't let him fool you...he's at graphite!
SoniMax
Come back later and I'll be at Corundum
Adiktedgottaregisternow
I signed in just to upvote this thread.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I'm mohs-ly like a diamond cutter.
XenaPrincessPizzaTits
I love geology so much. In the form of jewelry and large chunks of pretty things.
SoniMax
Yeah and I like it in the form of large chunks of Earth
SoniMax
Yeah and I like it in the form of large chunks of Earth
RanRah44
I'm a geology student, and take the student part very seriously so I already wasn't wearing pants
SoniMax
Yesterday was Monday so you know, I'm hungover...
BaxterBarkTwiceIfYoureInNJ
Same...but no bulge.
SoniMax
Could you drown a toddler in your panties?
BaxterBarkTwiceIfYoureInNJ
Imagining a child drowning in baby batter makes me sad...an adult male "swimming" would be best
Cd06771
SoniMax
I can't tell you enough how much that is untrue
snowytheteddybear
Realgar on Calcite sounds and looks like a Targaryen
ComposerDude
You know nothing Jon Snow.
SirSage
FIXED #14 http://36.media.tumblr.com/a9c523996376fa068eb7d34523283540/tumblr_nkbol3Oz261txzzezo1_500.png
MrPredator
Swear, every time I try to get into that show I just can't. It has potential, but some episodes just turn me away.
CustardFaceKid
I tried it, really didn't like it. Gave it another shot, and a few episodes in it gets gooooood
MrPredator
I've watched all episodes up to the new ones airing. It's a mixed bag. I want to like it, but I just can't. Better than Uncle Grandpa.
causality
I can never see that character without thinking about how hot and uncomfortable that hair looks.
Mintipony
RIP every I didn't expect to die
BozoThePie
Was just about to complain about that, thanks.
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/USCkdpg
ReptarTimothias
Thank you
MagneticLasso
It's Funny!
vondeluth
Who's that?
PineapplesArePeopleToo
Rose Quarts
SluttyToast
Your comment doesn't measure up.
PineapplesArePeopleToo
from the tv show steven universe
SluttyToast
'quarts' 'measure'
cristocanyon
It's from Steven Universe. It's a good kid's show.
ANDSTEVEN
A fantastic kids show. It brings back that sense of childhood ignorance
DBenign
I don't even know why you have to preface it with 'Kids show'. It's just damn good.
Maltruist
'Cause it's a kids show.
SirSage
Rose Quartz
Flamerider
Riding her fabulous lion steed named... uh... Lion.
SirSage
I wonder if she had a name for it and Steven just calls it Lion. I'm too lazy to google the wiki if there is one and find out. Plus spoilers
Flamerider
None so far.
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
Kinda feel like putting some of them into a golden glove and taking over the universe, not gonna lie. Also obligatory minerals comment.
xNexx
Calm down Thanos
xNexx
Calm down Thanos
Veddithedevil
My thoughts exactly
kazmosis
Lapis Lazuli http://www.gemstonebuzz.com/files/gemstone/tumbled-lapis-lazuli.jpg
WinterIsMaybeComing
I know this one because of the Sims :).
MunsterZero
Now I know what some gaming dice I saw once were supposed to be.
qcfs
I wish it was used more often in jewelry
GaryOwens
Makes one of the best paint pigments for artist's paint.
ThatRandomChickYouDontKnow
All I can think of when I see this mineral is how useless it is in WoW.
bloodwing63
and mc
Thatoneirish
They're all almost as hard as I am
thatpooplife
Rock hard... I like.
calcleric
-THEBOULDER
SithRuleOfTwo
I see this:
ocegur
Could be Dead Space too!
ilander79
Noooooooope.
fen4
Squee~
ADisturbedOne
That gives me more reason to buy that Luz opal then. Thanks.
TheMrSeagull
I thought I was the only one lol
Madstone
Holy fuck
TheMajesticFlapFlap
+1 for you sir! Now its off to play some metroid prime!!
SithRuleOfTwo
im going to fire up the emulator now since you mention it lol.
NightFallX
Metroid!!!!
clamdringthefoehammer
and now I also see this.
Madstone
Holy fuck
ShinySC
"Skreeree" -Baby Metroid, 2079
KapnKershaw
,probably
Xepsurah
https://youtu.be/yoieBktW1uw
Sairvous
I kimd thought it looked like a galaxy inside of a gem
jackwrightson30
More of a nebula than a galaxy to me :)
Sairvous
*kind of thought
cutefrog555
This one looks very cool.
TheGingerDrunkTwatCalledAngus
That was the perfect chance to plug-in "Imgurite".
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[deleted]
Tzazi
How about if it wasn't on reddit first they could of. Someone was probably reposting this to reddit m8.
sensualbanana
This has different titles and no watermarks on the images, they're from different sources.
Aranok
Amirite?
quietlysinister
Imgurite with amirite inclusion.
thisdoghasseensomeshit
georection
slagath0r
missed chance :(
thisdoghasseensomeshit
georection
KatamariDan
And STEVEN!!
InnerMachinationsOfMyMindAreAnEnigma
I'm really happy that other people were thinking of steven universe too
tickledicks
Sairvous
Love that show...
horker
oh hello
bearygoodbears
RelativeVelocity
YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GenghisSwan
https://33.media.tumblr.com/683205b6a86520c6db04efea16ca8d64/tumblr_nn3c3eRMu91urzte5o1_400.gif ♥
M0RDRED
I know so many people that like this show. Honest question, why? Not trying to be a dick, I've just never seen it.
KatamariDan
At first I didn't think much of the show. But later on in the series it gets so much better.
hashtagformaxim
You mean phteven?
Sairvous
I want to see them do more with the homeworld returning plot.
KatamariDan
So do I, but I feel they do silly episode first that add up to the crazy awesome plot later.
bsigil
The Return/Jailbreak was the best episode of the whole series, IMO
Sairvous
I agree. It was so epic wasn't it? I love it when garnet sings an epic taunting song to jasper when she is owning her.
RelativeVelocity
Me too. I'm loving it.
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MunsterZero
It was a rocky birth...
KatamariDan
I lol'd
MunsterZero
I watch it for the Gems, not Steven. https://38.media.tumblr.com/d8d451b44255a23160f22cae47e7fb7c/tumblr_inline_nnplngtDgp1rybo6g_500.gif
benifeddy
I'll be off of imgur and back to work in as early as an hour or as late as...never.
RelativeVelocity
I love pearl.
Zaelesh
Love this show, Steven is an annoying charactor, But has been getting less awkward over time
KatamariDan
Well he is a kid.
Zaelesh
Its just good character development, This show has alot of potential
MunsterZero
A more polished gem.
MisleadingInformation
#9 is actually quite radioactive and should only be handled inside a microwave. Be careful OP.
amishgonewild
Cue guitar riff of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
zacarroll
It took me WAY too long
AzarathMetrionZinthos
Given your username....
poguemahon
It's from Japan, so yes you are right.
NothingButReposts
Radioactive radioactive. Wah ahh Aaron oah uhh ohh ready to rock you ready to rock you
soggytots
Damn you...take your dang upvote you sneaky bastard
johnnyshitknucklez
darn your user name darn it to heckk
sam555100
SON OF A BITCH, I DOUBLE TAKE EVERY FUCKING TIME
thegriffin88
You beautiful bastard.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Obligatory “false ≠ misleading”. Moreso, info must be at least plausible to mislead.
Flyndaran
Nope. Many have been misled into all sorts of absurd things like religion, anti-vaxx movements, global conspiracies, etc.
lastminute
Ikr, as if we could fit inside a microwave
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I miss @ConspiracyTheory. Maybe they had to lay low for a while.
OldSwedishGrandma
After Googling for 5 minutes with no result, I went back and checked your username... Sure enough...
IAmRelevantToThis
Same here! God damn this man!
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
TIL minerals have batteries
SavoryToothpaste
Just get yourself some Coffinite. It's the raw mineral that gets refined into uranium. Dress appropriately as you mine it.
mozrael
1. Reference game on point. 2. Ginger like me. 3. Biologist like me. This is a BIT spooky.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
You must be my evil twin. EN GARDE!
mozrael
Are you kidding me?! We could totally join forces as the Biological Chapter of the Bearded Ginger Brotherhood.
DarkUranium
Welp. Please don't kill us, biologists! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cuttlefish.png
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
AND WRECK HAVOC ON THOSE SOULED HEATHENS!
jim71989
Got me again you son of a bitch
exurbcowboy
You fucker I love you
MoreMisleadingInformation
In extremely urgent situations it IS possible to be handled with your bare hands, but it leaves your hands stained blue for several weeks.
Ceircra
Did you make that account just to post that comment, or did it just happen to be a convenient situation?
ThisUsernameIsNoLongerAvailableIsStillNotEvenAvailable
These two have been up to this shit for a long time my friend
1millionppm
You two disgust me
upvoteslut
TWICE IN A ROW! fuck i need to get out of here
upvoteslut
TWICE IN A ROW! fuck i need to get out of here
vymeria
"JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably
theclevernamegoeshere
And rightfully so!
monochrony
we require more minerals.
raveracer77
"Dumber than a box of Minerals" - anyone who still thinks they're rocks, probably
AcadiaEinstein
Scrolled down to see this comment. Was not disappointed.
tanizaki
- Michael Scott
Elonth
*point out what everyone say so others will think im clever for top comment" -every post ever.
svgrob
I knew it was coming, wasn't disappointed.
OctoPlusNone
"All of these are also rocks." -Geologists, definitely.
LiterallyYourMom
I, too, have seen the television series Breaking Bad.
ninetalesneintales
I crave that MINERAL
Tubhumping
Mind your own bismuth!
m15p02h
OP almost certainly planned this
Rollswetlogs
Yeah, I've spent more time googling rocks and minerals than I care to admit..
LeeroyTheBird
Me too. And more recently, inorganic chemicals. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inorganic_compounds
Thejones81
Came here with the sole purpose of leaving th list exact comment. Was not disappointed!
lostnortherner
"Whatever Hank, go clean your rock collection while I steal some stuff"
Ittybittyweeniespider
I scrolled down to the comments hoping to find this gem :) +1
ThisUsernameIsntRegistered
I think all of us rushed down to comment that, only to be disappointed by the hundreds of others.
robohouse54
Exactly what I did haha
DanielRadcliffesDeliciousAsshole
Pretty much what happened here
VEpsilon
""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely
elvmn
"""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely" - @VEpsilon, probably definitely
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
""""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely" - @VEpsilon, probably definitely" - elvmn possibly
Amalthea22
"""""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probawaragagafasfjnasdklfjsdnlgkjn - exceeded character limit...
DigitalMonitor
What sunset fire opal reminds me of... http://imgur.com/ohjeXut
gfiti
People keep posting it in their collections, though it was already proven that it is fake a long time ago lol
pewpewpewboomboom
Please be Cloud City, Please be Cloud City, Please be Cloud City.......yissss
AustynBurner
My thoughts exactly
IPugOnTheFirstDate
why is this nsfw? lol
DAKINGINTHENORF
some guy commented nsfw on it so now that comes up
SithRuleOfTwo
I like you.
turbotricycle
Agreed.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
This post is missing the infinity gems
IvanYackinOff
You're not fooling me. Number 20 is definitely kryptonite
hoggywartyhogwarts
Your link told me it was nsfw before i opened it... i don't understand why.
Mikemikemike23
For a second I thought it was kami's lookout.... My bad.
gaysagaintsfags
I thought it was a fire stone
Thoughtmage
Dude, when you stare into one of those opal specimens its like looking at a picture of deep space.
Samcraig
Hell yes!
bravecatgaming
*sees your comment* oh this is gonna be cool. *sees NSFW* oh fuck me. *looks at what it is* OH FUCK ME
poguemahon
My mix tape!!!
shadepiece
The picture of bismuth is straight out of every science text book ever. However, that block of florite is the tops.
cutefrog555
That is beautiful.
Falkrana
Planet Krypton in a gem
thenakedchicken
http://imgur.com/g3Jxlct
getthismanabeer
Needs more Colt 45.
shadepiece
Pls vote higher. Top shelf my boy!
LordofGoats
And I'm pretty sure that #17 is some sort of portal to outer space. Those kids should not stand so close to it or they might fall in.
glacialbae
*out
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
Minecraft players know.
DigitalMonitor
http://imgur.com/dXUb0e6
glacialbae
Hoho... This guy..
LordofGoats
SHINY.
Merced
This deserves more upvotes, can you add in cloud cars and the falcon ?
DigitalMonitor
Like this? http://imgur.com/qHw1UMt
Cuntmuncher3000
Can you also add Chewbacca hanging on to the roof of the falcon?
Brunitski
Jesus Christ tony, let it goooooooo
Cuntmuncher3000
LET IT GO LET IT GOOOOOO
narwhalz
http://imgur.com/1iXm7bj
Celebrimbor
Daaaaamn
axelfromthatwierdcountrycalledsweden
got my up vote my man!
IntrepidGamer
got my up vote my man!
Merced
Holy shit, came back to check and here it is, well done!
Aviasian
Oh wow...magnificent
LordStarkillerHimself
Fukken saved
skrimple
OH EM GEE
unexpectedplaces
The force is strong with this one.
TasteMyFrenchCanadianUpvotes
You sir deserve a tasty upvote !
AbyssalGigantism
A hero of the people!
PixieDoll
You're doing the lord's work
ImJustGod
Indeed he is.
TrdMrk
Do more!
ZombiePenguin
You beautiful bastard
sgtgooch
Bruh
Boeserbob
niiiiiceeeeee one
Oxyprime
+1 for you, that is awesome
whoisthedownvotefairy
Most impressive
rooble
Holy fuck this guy
sgtgooch
Bruh
CraeteCreate
It will be my pleasure.... ;)
axelfromthatwierdcountrycalledsweden
got my up vote my man!
IntrepidGamer
got my up vote my man!