Dangeruff

23605 pts · November 24, 2015


Laughter is the best medicine. I like everything from dry sarcasm to ridiculous dad-jokes & puns.

‘Bacon is a fickle bitch’- best sentence ever.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

UK is the extra content EA won’t let you download.

6 years ago | Likes 347 Dislikes 0

Is this Miles and his uncle?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jus gimme tree-fiddy... twice

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Good to know.. i was worried they only brought 4.

6 years ago | Likes 274 Dislikes 0

Everyone makes bad decisions and mistakes. Good on him for trying to do a good thing. If Pelosi or AOC did this, I’d give them props too.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This is the real FL GA line

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Analog porn.. that’s something I’ve not seen in a while

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you won’t talk won’t look won’t think of me

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Let’s do that thing you said again!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time warp dance time

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You said it.. literally foreign

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Looks delicious. That’s also the most soggy crouton ever.!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you won. Nice work

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We’re just gonna try this cloaking device.. I’m sure it will be fine. Let’s try it on a small ship with a brave redshirt

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do you get that? Asking for a friend

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never give up on beating the man you love?

6 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 4

That’s the high school experience right there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should’ve also ‘righted it there’ bc you need two boots.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sea chickens lay green eggs? Learned something new today for sure. Thanks.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

‘Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?’- her probably

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like an antique in your billiards room? Or one you fight people with? Also, do you make mead?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It transports ‘lethality’ technically. Not people. But it does transport lethality well.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things that make diamonds disappear? So they created an ex-wife in a laboratory?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Thanks. That’s awesome

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Help me Obi Wan, you’re my only hope”

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Oh. Hey. Why does the Danish Navy have barcodes on all their ships?.. it’s so they can Scandinavian

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh. Women’s basketball. Now i know why it’s not on the news.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My buddy is a volunteer with a cadaver dog. Rescue dogs go thru first and cadaver dogs follow the sweep.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0