517 pts ยท March 13, 2014
And that's just the garage.
I've had acid trips that make more sense than this guy.
They're keeping it aimed at Marjorie Taylor Greene waiting until she takes off her tinfoil hat so they can get a clear shot.
Interestingly enough, the game usually ends when the bankrupt people flip the board in anger.
At some point, Discovery Channel will ditch Shark Week and start Fox Week.
If the Jews really had a secret space laser, Marjorie Taylor Greene would be a smoking hole in the ground by now.
Was his name Tutankhamun by any chance?
Doctor (pointing at brain tumor on x-ray): You see this mass? This is a communism.
She's got those crazy MAGA Karen eyes.
Me trying to dunk.
Pretty much the way my dog snores.
This is why you should always take a laser pointer with you when you're hiking.
There's a double-edged sword with first prostate checks. You worry it'll hurt, but you also worry it'll feel good.
Now you've made me wonder what's on the walls in the White House bathrooms.
SPOILER ALERT: at the end, he finds out he's already dead.
I hate when this happens.
Given the context, he might be dead.
The only perfect marriage is between a blind woman and a deaf man.
Aeronautical mitosis.
Title sounds like me drunk.
I convinced a neighbor's kid it's called a booger pocket.
Hey guys, wanna see a magic trick?
Why do I get the feeling somebody invented this right after a mammogram?
The one time I screwed up was when I bragged that I never had trouble and somebody asked me to put their desk together. Didn't go well.
Dill Absinthebrownie
We have a winner!
Where's the one that allows me to talk with animals???
Made me look...
This was beautiful.
And that's just the garage.
I've had acid trips that make more sense than this guy.
They're keeping it aimed at Marjorie Taylor Greene waiting until she takes off her tinfoil hat so they can get a clear shot.
Interestingly enough, the game usually ends when the bankrupt people flip the board in anger.
At some point, Discovery Channel will ditch Shark Week and start Fox Week.
If the Jews really had a secret space laser, Marjorie Taylor Greene would be a smoking hole in the ground by now.
Was his name Tutankhamun by any chance?
Doctor (pointing at brain tumor on x-ray): You see this mass? This is a communism.
She's got those crazy MAGA Karen eyes.
Me trying to dunk.
Pretty much the way my dog snores.
This is why you should always take a laser pointer with you when you're hiking.
There's a double-edged sword with first prostate checks. You worry it'll hurt, but you also worry it'll feel good.
Now you've made me wonder what's on the walls in the White House bathrooms.
SPOILER ALERT: at the end, he finds out he's already dead.
I hate when this happens.
Given the context, he might be dead.
The only perfect marriage is between a blind woman and a deaf man.
Aeronautical mitosis.
Title sounds like me drunk.
I convinced a neighbor's kid it's called a booger pocket.
Hey guys, wanna see a magic trick?
Why do I get the feeling somebody invented this right after a mammogram?
The one time I screwed up was when I bragged that I never had trouble and somebody asked me to put their desk together. Didn't go well.
Dill Absinthebrownie
We have a winner!
Where's the one that allows me to talk with animals???
Made me look...
This was beautiful.