DaemonShaolin

14388 pts ยท December 30, 2015


I'll touch your butt, if you want me to.

Why are you ruining his photos?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolutely agree

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the Spider-Man memes I could ever want for later conversations. Thank you @op

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Puts the "MER" in mermaid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*bowl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I left it out for a year but after it had already healed around the piercing. It would still result in peeing two directions lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A piercing. It goes in the tip, via the urethra, and exits on the underside about half an inch down

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too but that's because I took a dare seven years ago and got a Prince Albert. It was a poor decision.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the best usage of this meme that I have ever seen. +1

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds fucking delicious. Bring it to me now!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what kind of pizza is it?!?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Johnny Walker is garbage, regardless of how much it costs. What's in the decanter?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad joke appropriation... +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Solid choice!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who was your second?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You first

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dr Seuss does not appreciate your logical approach to this situation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Octember. Duh.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because the gender of their sexual partners is something we should all care about.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More dad jokes for me to use on my kids. +1

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Sigh *unzips*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Is that a way of asking for more?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Teach them the pecking order from the start.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

If you read more you'd probably be able to spell "right" correctly...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

True

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom says I'm the best at playing with taxidermy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not bi to take a strap-on up the butt. Now a wiener, that'll make it legit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most people would say that I am the opposite lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0