14388 pts ยท December 30, 2015
I'll touch your butt, if you want me to.
Why are you ruining his photos?!
I absolutely agree
All the Spider-Man memes I could ever want for later conversations. Thank you @op
Puts the "MER" in mermaid
Lol!
*bowl
I left it out for a year but after it had already healed around the piercing. It would still result in peeing two directions lol
A piercing. It goes in the tip, via the urethra, and exits on the underside about half an inch down
Me too but that's because I took a dare seven years ago and got a Prince Albert. It was a poor decision.
This is the best usage of this meme that I have ever seen. +1
That sounds fucking delicious. Bring it to me now!
But what kind of pizza is it?!?
Johnny Walker is garbage, regardless of how much it costs. What's in the decanter?
Dad joke appropriation... +1
Solid choice!
Who was your second?
You first
Dr Seuss does not appreciate your logical approach to this situation.
Octember. Duh.
Because the gender of their sexual partners is something we should all care about.
More dad jokes for me to use on my kids. +1
Sigh *unzips*
Is that a way of asking for more?
Teach them the pecking order from the start.
If you read more you'd probably be able to spell "right" correctly...
True
Mom says I'm the best at playing with taxidermy.
It's not bi to take a strap-on up the butt. Now a wiener, that'll make it legit.
Most people would say that I am the opposite lol
Why are you ruining his photos?!
I absolutely agree
All the Spider-Man memes I could ever want for later conversations. Thank you @op
Puts the "MER" in mermaid
Lol!
*bowl
I left it out for a year but after it had already healed around the piercing. It would still result in peeing two directions lol
A piercing. It goes in the tip, via the urethra, and exits on the underside about half an inch down
Me too but that's because I took a dare seven years ago and got a Prince Albert. It was a poor decision.
This is the best usage of this meme that I have ever seen. +1
That sounds fucking delicious. Bring it to me now!
But what kind of pizza is it?!?
Johnny Walker is garbage, regardless of how much it costs. What's in the decanter?
Dad joke appropriation... +1
Solid choice!
Who was your second?
You first
Dr Seuss does not appreciate your logical approach to this situation.
Octember. Duh.
Because the gender of their sexual partners is something we should all care about.
More dad jokes for me to use on my kids. +1
Sigh *unzips*
Is that a way of asking for more?
Teach them the pecking order from the start.
If you read more you'd probably be able to spell "right" correctly...
True
Mom says I'm the best at playing with taxidermy.
It's not bi to take a strap-on up the butt. Now a wiener, that'll make it legit.
Most people would say that I am the opposite lol