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Jan 6, 2017 2:38 AM
nivekrolyat
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SeaHutch
Was in the same boat, unfortunately one of the reasons why we couldn't make it work. Do your best, @OP, I wish you luck.
DaemonShaolin
This is the best usage of this meme that I have ever seen. +1
TheBauWowExpress
Don't feel you bro, but I feel you bro
FunnyUsernameMan
GoldStarAward
http://imgur.com/G5B20Jf
WowWhatAWhore
if you're not in the mood, let her sit on top of you while both watching tv and just finger her until she cums.
ionlycamehereforthis
Your GF probably
JebediahJones
The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy
filthyconsolepeasant
Most of the time the mind isn't willing either... that is the problem
AnthonyPeterson
No, it's not a good thing. It is uncomfortable many times. It's pure sexism to think guys always should want to have sex.
thisisprocrastination
It's a good thing because the reverse is worse, and far, far more common.
iDigDinos
Husband has lower sex drive. We set aside specific days of the week now. It works out better. Not spontaneous but no mental trips for either
lavari
This. And it sucks. But I'd marry him again in a heartbeat.
kgirl2601
While I'm not OP's gf, I am a gf in this position. It's true. Guys DON'T just want sex.
GlazedNConfuzed
Wait till she wants to get preggo
XEtAl
Nice!/That's too bad!
XanADew
BUY HER A DILDO HUG HER WHEN SHE USES IT
OnePingOnly
Sorry man \ Awesome!
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
vipz1
Take a 50mg viagra and enjoy your next few hours. Works physically and mentally!
thisisprocrastination
Take cialis and enjoy the next four days. Or so I hear, I haven't tried it yet.
vipz1
Lasts a few hours bud and you still need to be mentally aroused for you to be physically aroused!
thisisprocrastination
I said cialis (tadalafil), it lasts up to 36 hours officially, some report 3-4 days. You're talking about viagra/sildenafil. Bud.
Deswobbly
I know that feel
NPCommentator
If nothing else just go down on her on command and go about your day.
filthyconsolepeasant
My wife can tell when I'm not in the mood and it kills it for her. So does not work
Tadrakyn
Good idea.. doesn't work with mine though.
ICommentWithWrestlingGifs
carrotsoup
Username checks out
nivekrolyat
This makes me happy lol
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Juliardk
Being female,It's hard to accept.Women are raised to think all men want sex all the time.Hurt my confidencebefore I realized thatwasn't true
filthyconsolepeasant
My wife had this problem, she couldn't understand why I would not want some and take it personally.
Blinkordeath182
I just went from a relationship where my ex wouldn't have sex with me to being with someone i can barely keep up with. It's wonderful.
mountainofpuppies
Been there, be careful what u ask for..
bluecarmonster
Amen to that! I love that lack of frustration nowdays
AReallyBakedTurtle
And my right hand has a higher sex drive than either of you
addi09
Pretty sure you're just handsy
burgerandy
I wish 15 years of chronic masturbation prepared me for women in their 30's.
TheUltimateChynaCat
Don't think so
nivekrolyat
Probably ;)
Kittens19
And also is my left hand ;3
UncleVinny
Been there. She left me cuz I was boring. Don't let her down OP
BlazeDragon777
That's a crappy reason to leave someone.
UncleVinny
It is, but at the same time it isn't. Why stay with someone that you're not happy with for one reason or another?
BlazeDragon777
commitment?
CyderMayker
Well it's not exactly a great choice to stay with someone who doesn't engage you.
BlazeDragon777
well people don't date each other because they are boring, what changed? boredom is usually a two way street.
SilentHowling
It's a incredibly common reason to leave someone.
BlazeDragon777
sadly yes
Ourhomeandnativeland
Married guy: what is this "sex" of which you speak?
Mayokopp
Sorry for your loss
WhatYouWant01
Agreed... never heard of such a thing.
HurgenSchlurgenGlurgen
Married guy *with kid(s). I know plenty of married couples w/o kids who have active sex lives and no plans for parenthood.
Phayzzer
We exist. I'm 36, someone recently said I still have time to have kids, some just don't get that we don't want any. At all. Ever.
Affray
Yeah man, lots of dogs out there need adopting.
vinylzombie
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hizoran
Don't get it. Been married for 15 years. I still get it...with my wife
AawesomeAardvaark
Likewise
mobiustwo
That one thing you might get on your birthday
Kavzilla
Married woman here. I'm lucky if my husband is interested once every 6 months.
PhillipaTraum
Married woman here: my sex drive is twice that of my husband's. Where's MY nonstop pipe laying?
notaturdherder
As a Professional Pipe Layer. Hello there.
Ourhomeandnativeland
Sometimes people make good couples in every way but the sex drive. But that's a HUGE sacrifice to make if you don't mesh. I feel ya.
LoveBigD
Your husband has gay sex once a week
Fatboy333
Saw your Xmas selfie... I seriously don't know what's up with your husband.
PhillipaTraum
I thank you! But I should say he's not NOT horny, we're at it a few times a week, I just want to be at it MORE, you see.
RicoSuave84
How bad is it?
Ourhomeandnativeland
I'm embarrassed to say, but it's worse as childbirth messed her up really badly and surgery is the only fix.
Waaahmbulance
That sounds horrifying. Gonna be nosy and ask, why doesn't she get it?
Ourhomeandnativeland
Not enough motivation I guess. It would be pretty complicated surgery with the only benefit being she can have sex without pain.
Waaahmbulance
It's that bad? No sex ever again then? What a difficult situation for you both
Catalunablue
Never getting pregnant!
jtb1313
Well you're a guy so...
Catalunablue
Nope.
youwannaseemywhat
I have a higher sex drive than my bf and it sucks.
tmvfury
Same here. Doesn't do well for the ol self esteem.
ABillionDucks
Congrats, now you know how most guys feel.
SargeIsSarge
Every girlfriend I have had that claimed their ex's couldn't keep up have not been able to keep up. I don't buy it anymore.
AndyIsTheName
Agreed. It sucks so much
SBRover3
Girls with a high sex drive exist?! The more you know
kgirl2601
Indeed.
CrazyCatLad
Last girl I dated had a higher sex drive than me. 3am on a work night and she gets mad at me for wanting to sleep instead of fuck. AHHHH!
LaninaGilhi
Same. All those stories about "men only want one thing"... Turns out it isn't true.
SteveO
So, are you single?
Suemisu
I Feel you. It's the same with my Boyfriend and me. . It realy sucks !
rrett44556
have u tried having more then one boyfriend?
Suemisu
Na i wont cheat. Cheating sucks.I guess i just have to live with this situation until it gets better :) and i realy hope it gets better soon
rrett44556
-claps- a true modern day hero
carrotsoup
I dunno I think it's fine lol I have to find ways to make him horny. It's a cute game haha
pedanticandpetty
That ruined a relationship for me. Also my confidence and self image suffered. Hurts to be rejected constantly by sometime you love.
thedarkknightress
Me too it's literally the only thing we fight about
youwannaseemywhat
Same here
captchatypingrobot
Same
iheckedup
I stopped initiating sex and waiting for him cause he knows I'm always down. I'm fine with us not having sex all the time 1/2
iheckedup
It's the feeling of being rejected that sucks 2/2
soirailaht
This used to be me in my previous relationship. It was hard. I felt like I was begging for it when I would suggest we have sex. i hated it.
Imgurianboobjob
So do i. Like WAY higher. It really blows. (Pun only sort of intended) seriously though.
DeadTuesday
Gangbangs / anonymous bukakke. Your boyfriend might actually be into it. Get on Craigslist asap - no time to lose!!
Imgurianboobjob
Wtf us bukakke
Applewish
How can a bukakke be anonymous???
Blackcoog
Drive by bukakke? lol
soso456
find another boyfriend.
youwannaseemywhat
But everything else is perfet4. I was previously married to someone else and I never wanted to fuck him. My bf is why I'm horny
soso456
well then don't find another one :D (obviously talk to him)
notaboba
Same -_-
KirinSoo
I do too and I never thought it sucks :0 I actually think it's great cuz I can have sex when I want to rather than when he wants to so 1/2
KirinSoo
I can be more in control which he and I both like... :P can I ask why it sucks for you? Just curious!
youwannaseemywhat
Because I want to do it all the time. Even when I wake up in the middle of the night. SO going a week or so without is very frustrating
youwannaseemywhat
I didn't mean to put so in caps sorry
AssBat
My wife and I are nightly. It's amazing. Even if one/both of is us ill, unless it's the shits/vomit or TOOO tired to move, we bang.
AssBat
She's 36 and I'm 38. Oh, and if only one of us is too tired, the other just handles the moving parts!
youwannaseemywhat
Quit bragging, or invite some of us to join lol
MrsEricinTN
Nightly sex is on the wishlist
PeachhCakee
same. there have been many a time where I wondered if it was because I wasn't attractive enough
TheOlympica
I feel you, had this stuck in the back of my head for over a year. Now we have talked about the issue and I'm pretty sure it's not about me.
apokaleena
Your self worth shouldn't be tied up in how much you get fucked. Just love yourself and do you. Try new stuff, talk about your needs.
DontHateMePlease
23yo guy here. I can rarely get into it more than twice a week. Please dont feel self conscious about it, its just me.
johnsmithstardis
My gf always seems tongo back to that conclusion too. Its completely illogical
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
THANK GOD! I'm glad I'm not the only one that has to deal with that! So frustrating! "Say what? I just fucked your brains out for 30 min!"
captchatypingrobot
As a guy that already feels like he's letting his woman down, hearing her ask "It's because I'm ugly isn't it?" is the worst feeling
PeachhCakee
I know, I know. I think it's just how girls think ahah
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SteveO
so, are you single?
youwannaseemywhat
Ridiculous. As a female getting laid is the easiest thing in the world to do
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youwannaseemywhat
Disagree again. I don't play these games anymore becaiae4i do think bf is the only one for me but I was always treated respectfully
youwannaseemywhat
Because*. Often times treated reverently and it's because I am extremely comfortable fident and don't stand for any sign of disrespect
CallMeSleeper
Nothing better than your girlfriend trying to get you horny. Nothing worse than your girlfriend not accepting that you can't perform NOW.
hadoeken
I've been in that situation and absolutely loved it. Those girls are either dumb or psycho though
hadoeken
Whoops, I mean in my experience. Not implying that your nympho is dumb or psycho
Zeeoodedclorr
Thats what your mouth and hands are for lol
capughe
It's been a struggle, but I think I have just learned to stop asking more than once when he says he's not in the mood.
mandlesrule
I had this problem with current bf when we first got together. Things are good now but the problem seemed to be that he didn' trust that i 1
mandlesrule
2 was really that into him. I had to work to convince him.
capughe
I have always been clear on what I want, and it's been over a year so there's solid trust and established interest. He's just not so horny.
temujin9
What, are your fingers broken?
8hourgamer
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder137/68971137.jpg
ifyoulightitiwillsmoke
That's closest to it
axedan
Finger me timbers
elgalileo
It's not a problem of "can't" as much of "don't want"
capughe
I was sad to see you downvoted. Sometimes men don't want sex. Not even if it's a zero effort blowjob.
captchatypingrobot
THANK YOU! All these dumb comments. Faking enthusiasm ruins it for my SO, so if I'm not in the mood for anything sexual, I say so
ABillionDucks
Women need to be taught that no means no.
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YouThinkYouCanControlJerryWithAHaircut
what the fuck is a no
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capughe
I am guilty of trying to reinitiate in an hour if it was an indirect no, like "I want to watch the movie" or moving my hand. Gotten better.
saltandsunshine
romanaclef
Wow. You are persistent aren't you?
capughe
not sure how this happened.... I'm blaming the app and my wifi.
romanaclef
My comment is much less funny now that your reposts have been deleted. I mean, it wasn't that funny to start with... but it was mine.
LonelyOneironaut
You can always eat her out.
bbnestea
THIS!!!!!!
blitherypoop
Or use a toy.
saltandsunshine
mrassplay
Now THAT'S what I am talking about. Toss the salad!!!!
NeuroMortis
erwinpatton
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
So much yes FeelsAmazingMan
dontKnowDontCare87
Quoth the virgin
TheT1esThatB1nd
I eat the pussy like pooh bear face fucks honey pots. Most girls I know love some dick, but they cum from oral. - Quoth the not virgin.
Impishpixie
You keep licking those honey pots
TheT1esThatB1nd
That I will
Buffalowingman
Hahaha and if a man said "she could always just blow me" he would get it ripped off
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Doesn't stop them from saying it anyways
ravnicrasol
Depends on who you asking.
capughe
There's nothing wrong with asking! That said, I don't think most people are down for oral when not horny.
bbnestea
I'm a gal who loves doing that. Just want it reciprocated.
CephalopodLodge
Well if you insist
HalloIamherenow
Fair
Brionyrae
To be fair, it takes a lot more effort to blow a guy than it does to eat out a girl..
OriginalBizzle
I'd have to disagree, girls reactions are like waves that peak and trough. Whereas a guy goes from horny, to close, to splooge.
Brionyrae
It's easier to get a guy off, but the actual act is harder. You don't have to battle the gag reflex with a girl!
UncleLeos
Eh? I feel like you must not be doing it right....
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Idk man, have you tasted sperm? It's nasty.
Brionyrae
Ever blown a dude?
ChuckNastyy
Ooooooo boy i called my girlfriends period blow job week, i just got my balls back
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Recently single after saying it was stupid that I could barely hug her for 1/4 of the month... There are reasonable women out there, right?
EricInTN
You live and learn. Points for trying
SlothsinSpace
Why is that such a bad thing? If my husband wants to have sex but I'm on my period or not in the mood, we automatically go to a blowjob.
FaeyTiamont
Ditto. Hormones aren't exactly on a schedule.
Krympehl
You, I like that attitude.
Skittleballs
My gf does the same thing. More into giving it to her, but I found out that giving a bj makes her ready to go 80% of the time, so win-win.
woodwardja12
So you single?
capughe
I get pissy if I don't get to give him a bj on my period week.
Heysuckmybatarang
Because sometimes a girl is cranky, crampy, tired, etc and doesn't want a dick in the mouth. It's cool that you do though
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
Same! If my husband called my period "blow job week" I would find it hilarious
peakit
auto-blowjobs... now thats a term I like.