Dado1968

754 pts · May 26, 2016


I read somewhere that marrying your third cousin is a good match because of genetic compatibility and low risk of birth defects. Interesting, but it could also be propaganda from Alabama or West Virginia.

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sir, you shit your pants again.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn’t author Art of the Deal, it was written by a ghostwriter. Trump seems barely literate,

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sometimes say a woman is an adult female, unlike the underage females Trump raped on Epstein Island. That usually shuts them up.

6 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Pardon incoming in 3, 2, 1…

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump discussed this with former President Jed Bartlet.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does a creepy guy like that with negative charisma become CEO of anything?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They must have watched The Shawshank Redemption.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think you’re misremembering again. This is the first time this has been posted. Perhaps you need some rest.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, but doing squats with proper form, not exaggerated bending at the waste, will help prevent injury. The legs and glutes should be feeling the burn, not the lower back.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being leaned forward that much in a squat looks painful as it could put a strain on your lower back.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. - George Orwell “1984”

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If the cat is seated on the jury, there are some potentially bad outcomes. There is the possibility of a biased juror if the defendant resembles a mouse, a dog, or a veterinarian. Also, the cat would not think twice about voting for the death penalty because it would assume the defendant may have as many as 8 more chances to get it right. Lastly, the cat is likely to become bored and start grooming itself in the jury box, kind of like human jurors sometimes do.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a young Lucille Ball.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She was trying to be helpful by catching that piece of macaroni and cheese that’s always floating in the chocolate fountain.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put it in the trunk and find a metal recycling dumpster. The evidence will be gone in no time.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Provisional ballot.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

OMG, you’re right!

Spoiler alert: I’m waiting for the guy’s arm to fall off in this video.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It makes me sad that people would even ask that question. They’re too dumb to have pets or children.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In today’s America, approaching the wrong doorstep will get you shot.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

She’s not a witch. She’s a wood elf.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daniel, you're a star in the face of the sky.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always assumed it was because Scrooge was near death himself.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are all fine depending on circumstances.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Safe sex glasses.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 1980s were a crazy awesome time to be a teenager.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 That’s actually a somewhat comforting thought. My gift is allowing someone else to enjoy their life.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0