DYLANLEE79

673483 pts ยท October 20, 2016


He never tried to get with her? I'm gay and I would have asked if she could switch to a boy version so we could fool around.

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Weird how nature evolved a shark that feeds only on nurses.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For stealth balls.

1 hour ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You cross bred a banjo a guitar and a scitar didn't you?

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who grew up with siblings.

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not just buy a giant sign that says "Dick don't work"?

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are all troops regularly drug tested?

2 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Ohh I've been trying fish, chicken, meat.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the UK arrested her?

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When do you stop dreaming about smoking?

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must charge up for 3 a.m. screaming and zooming.

5 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They took away your right to abortion and you didn't burn down a single government building. Pathetic.

5 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I thought it only applied to living sons.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't figured how to feed the cats though... They always run off after being pet.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe if they're super hot and hung.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A featherless biped.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh that's super cool

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not about facts with them, it never is. It's about emotions, mainly hate.

8 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Didn't someone marry his brother's wife after he died?

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes... Gymnastics....

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only one cat in a whole palace? Doesn't feel very Turkish.

8 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Off, not of ... Goddamnit

8 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was explaining that we used to do these in school with cardboard tubes from toilet paper, paper towels, and wrapping paper, and a youngin (20s) looked at me like I was talking about steam engines.

8 hours ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Neither of those looks is a no.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't make eye contact, eyes on plate, shovel in food and go to room as soon as allowed. Daydream to disassociate. Eventually stop talking altogether for months at a time.

9 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No I'm saying I SHOULD have... I love ass. Man ass. Muscular man ass, with abs and nice eyes... Sorry what was I saying?

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shorty obese!" (From the reporter lady reading her comments)

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's cold outside

11 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0