DCLID

596 pts ยท June 20, 2012


I thought it was a pig in sunglasses. And I'll tell you, in my area that wouldn't be unusual to see...

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We have certain statutes that allow forgiveness in some cases, like vengeance

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Two of our dogs are this way. Soon as they hear ice being poured into cups they come running

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CUDDLE MONSTER. If i had a dog this big I'd opt to lay on it than my bed

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Braves represent

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#14 happened to me recently and I couldn't decide if it was me looking older or of the gas station attendant just didn't care

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Ah yes, the nailboard. A scrap piece of wood in order to keep your crotch spawn from nailing anything you really needed.

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What is this facebook chicanery. Is Imgur more Boomer?

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Damn, now I wanna make one

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B I G P U P P Y. MUST LOVE WRESTLE

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God, just shove him the rest of the way into his coffin already, he's decomposing too fast

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Biden wins: I'll only prepare for violence from the Proud boys. Trump wins: it's my war to fight

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Ooblek!

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Honestly, it's scary how well he lines up with Revelations definitions of the Antichrist, the final one at that

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Oh good god, you made breakups worse now!

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Who's allowed to go?

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I'm getting my hair cut in a style that will make me feel more gender affirmed

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My mother was no fun and said the ice in the sides of the freezer she'd take off would make me sick and refused to let me eat it as a child.

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#13 I live in the country with a private septic tank. My butthole might only connect with one or two other buttholes at any moment

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Snoop Dogg this the one rap artist my Christian mother likes. Not his music, just him, as a person. He's got alot of wholesomeness

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I agree, but any suggestions for those that are self employed? I'd be striking against fellow citizens not a corporation

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As I once heard it said "A ritual doesn't have to have power, it is given that power by those participating assigning meaning to it"

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Man, I had people who came in that weren't satisfied until we used the entire squeeze bottle sometimes.

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