Say what you want, but Mitch knows the first rule of turtle fight club

Oct 23, 2020 3:54 PM

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McSauce: https://nypost.com/2020/10/23/mcconnell-dodges-health-questions-on-bruises-bandaged-hands/

Always a shame when bad things happen to deplorable people.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That’s Father Time puttin’ hands on Mitch. Mother fuckers 80. Or his deal with the devil is due and he’s just an animated corpse.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Like a fucking demon in a skin suit. Hellbent on fucking the rest of us over as long as he can.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When you've been dead for years but fucking over America is too good to pass on.

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+1 just fo the title

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Wheres that screaming turtle gif?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably touched a bible

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The attempt on my life has left me scarred, and deformed...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't people notice all these bruises right after Rudy got "very angry" about the Borat thing the other day?

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 8

Yes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"One of our top leaders has troubling sickness and is hiding it." Is anyone else concerned that most of our leadership is one stroke away-

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

from putting John in accounting in charge because he's the only one who retained his faculties?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

John in accounting would probably do a better job. At least he has some education.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Obviously, his human shell is dying and "his" inner lizard is frantically searching for a new one, he just needs the shell til Nov 4

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

First rule of turtle fight club is you never mention Dana Carvey.

5 years ago | Likes 448 Dislikes 8

He probably killed a poor person, that IS the only way he can get a hardon anymore.... soooo. Show us the body Mitch!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or maybe his aide said "that meme that says we can pay for healthcare charging people a dollar to punch you is polling high"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know Mitch is into that kinky shit

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His face is so punchable, he gave into the urge of punching himself when he looked in the mirror trying not to punch himself.

5 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 4

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

not making excuses but old people bruise easily, my grandpa gets bruised up from bumping into furniture or whatever.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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I think he got it from punching poor children

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And kissing them too it seems.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like he's turning black. He's got Re-Vitiligo. It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson had.

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Sometimes Daddy Vladdy plays rough.

5 years ago | Likes 473 Dislikes 13

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5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Okay, Daddy Vladdy got me. I'm exclusively calling him that from now on.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If anyone ever called him that in public I'd probably actually piss myself laughing. I had curl into myself just reading it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"DEEPFAKES ARE DANGEROUS!" Things deepfake is being used for.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These deep fakes are amazing. Terrifying, but amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deep fake? What deep fake?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His body is starting to turn as black as his soul.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

How is this not top comment?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's got the zombie plague.

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

I'd be that in every Zombie time line Trumpublicans were in charge

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This motherfucker would 100% hide his zombie bite and turn right when our helicopter took off. Fucking asshole.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No he wouldn't cuz I'd stab him in the mall just for funsies. He'd never make it that far.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but he'd have like two or three aides still loyal to the old ways and the only keys to the government bunker we want to escape to. So..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll see how loyal hungry dogs really are

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not a bruise, that's decomposition.

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He is an alchemist. He only needs a healthy individual and it will sort itself out...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The demon that reanimated his corpse is struggling to keep him in one piece

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Levidity

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously though the hand picture goes into "dead skin" gray.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rigor mortis, the only hard-on he's experienced in decades.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thank you, now I am sitting and reading of the death and pre death steps. Upcomming death can be spotted three months before.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking hope so.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha best comment I've seen in ages!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the moment the unicorn blood touches your lips you will life a cursed life, a half-life

5 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

Looks more like dumbledores hand after putting the ring on.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This comment is gold (and scarlet)!

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Those are hematomas. Likely from taking Coumadin. I’m guessing he had an issue with a dose change. It’s normal.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Even on the lips?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It happens with pressure. For example he could have slept on his face and a bruise would show up.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nice username Mr. Belvedere

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you sir. Tip of the cap to you on your username as well.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. Hematomas, especially those caused by Warfarin and Coumadin are deep purple as the blood is still flowing. they dont turn grey.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus he is at risk for A fib.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not that’s hematoma. I’ve seen it enough. And that’s not grey. It’s black and blue. He has a significant cardiovascular health problem.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably on blood thinners, you bruise real easy on those

5 years ago | Likes 664 Dislikes 2

It could be worse. Terminal kidney failure. He is over 70, and using heart medicine. Average survival rate is less than 6 months for stage 3

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The worst timeline we are going to find out in January of 2021 that trump tried to smack him up and the two fell on each other.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My grandmother had diabetes and was on blood thinners. Her skin was paper and would have huge bruises from walking into a table.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nah man, im on blood thinners, you get used to that, so if its not used to it, it means he is just now on them, which IS a health prroblem

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

didn't get his Adrenochrome

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruise real easy when youre old.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no, he has reverse Michael Jackson disease (tee he)

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

I was bit by my dog earlier this year and the emerge doc asked if I was on blood thinners because the bruising was SO bad. Could def be BTs.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Clearly he was a day late in devouring the soul of an immigrant child. His physical form requires regular life energy infusion.

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

So, at what point does he become a Demi-Lich?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After the ascension ritual. His 6th prophet will be raised supreme, and then the prophecy shall be complete once they burn the constitution

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More likely he accidentally touched something dangerous to his well being, like the Bible or an innocent child with his bare hands.

5 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 10

I thought Biden was the one into touching children

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 29

Biden might touch a shoulder,Trump rapes them, wonder which is worse

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Holywater

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I feel like the people around McConnell would have something more esoteric, like the bone of a saint, thrice blessed by a sightless heretic.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The sun

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not like that! I suffer with that problem and bruising has never been that extensive.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m on blood thinners and unless that fucker fell down some steps on warfarin (which isn’t used as much anymore) it’s not the blood thinners

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Old people with blood thinners absolutely look like this... the bruise from an IV looks massive

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Yeah but his face?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gangrene looking hand

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not that badly. Its because he is old AND on thinners

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm Also don't hit your head while taking blood thinners. Took forever to get the bleeding to stop.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I just had an idea.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My dad's on blood thinners, and he climbs and cuts down trees for a living.Never seen him bruise that bad. Looks like he punched a brickwall

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Am RN. Looks like blood thinners and blown IV access. Lips? I’ve never seen anything like that unless they’ve had a trauma. May have fallen

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Studies out there say if an elderly person falls they are more likely to die within the next 5 years (I will try to find the article I read)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have seen that on a lady about the turtles age. Old lady falls aren't pretty, even if you just see the aftermath at the salon

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But who is going near his mouth is my question...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah it's dangerous to put anything that close to a turtle's mouth.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has blood?

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

He drinks it from a chalice but yes. Technically

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard he got stuck in a plastic soda six-pack ring.

5 years ago | Likes 1880 Dislikes 11

to the top

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably tripped.

5 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

That made me poop extra hard

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I heard it was a straw.

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Bahahahaha! Excellent.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Bwahahaha... Deep breath.... Bwahahahaha

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Ate a plastic bag too, poor lil fella thought it was a jellyfish

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Bruh!

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Nice

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looks like he's been sucking Grimace's dick

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed then felt bad then laughed again.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I vote this comment for top comment

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hilarious

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HahahahahahahaHA

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for my husband’s and my hearty laugh out loud of the day.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta remember to cut those up before recycling.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's why I now drink my beer with a straw.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Why won't he just die already?

5 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 9

He and 10 of his closest friends would be a great improvement to American politics

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

The devil don't want him.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thats kinda low...

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 28

He blockaded covid relief and aid for political gain. He used 9/11 responders as political props and denied them healthcare.

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I could write a college thesis on all the reasons we're better off without him.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it isn't. Fuck Mitch McConnell. He is an evil, spiteful, horrible human being. The world will be a better place without him in it.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

So is breaking Senate rules to pack the Supreme Court DAYS BEFORE AN ELECTION.

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Given the depravity of his life's work and his contempt for human life/dignity, his death would be objectively beneficial to society.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because he has enough money and status to get the best medical care available.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hope he survives long enough to lose his seat, and THEN die painfully and alone.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I saw a vid where he fell.

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 7

That was from 4 years or so ago.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was 6 years ago.

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That happened years ago: https://youtu.be/ZSiKsMN44go

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Falls can be very dangerous for the elderly.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but ancient demons are not so much affected.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in 2014 he fell.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol. Get it on Americans Funniest Home Videos!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

He had polio, so he’s prone to falling. Not sure laughing at disabled people is typical AFV content

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He fell years ago.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He had polio back then too lol. He probably falls relatively often

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That what a while ago tho

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Sauce?

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5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's from when Obama was president.

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It was 6 years ago.

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5 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

thats from 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiKsMN44go

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Damn, he even bruises slowly

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the source of his bruises?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This was a while ago though wasn't it?

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He won't say. But looking at the brusing on his face and back of hands, where his palms and knees hit the stage i would say they not

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It was 6 years ago.

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No, that was 2014 and he broke his shoulder there

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This was from a year and a half ago

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2014

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Oh was it? I thought it was April 2019 based on when I caught it. But I believe you

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Didn't look like he hit his face, and I think it happened a while back to the point it would've healed by now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my God that's what did it? I didn't even see him hit his face

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

because that was 2014, 6 years ago.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiKsMN44go

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Oh yeah. Total faceplant after missing a stage about the height of a stair.

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It was 6 years ago.

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Na, he didnt hit his face, this looks like a disease

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Wasn’t that like a month ago though? I mean he is old, but I don’t think someone would have indefinite bruising from that fall.

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Old people are often on blood thinners. A light bump can give them massive bruising.

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2014

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80 years old? Isnt that our problem ? Near dead people governing our future ?

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*Near dead scumbags; here, I fixed it for you.

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Absolutely this^^^. You should have at least 20 good years left in you before you are able to make decisions that effect our nations future

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Bernie is jus a year younger....

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Yup. In SPADES

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can he just hurry up and f*cking die already?!?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weekend at Burnie's every day in DC...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And working as hard AF to make our govt as dead as they are

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Biden = 80 yrs old in less than 2 years, lol

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Man.. he is a hundred years old .. A HUNDRED in like 2 decades.. only TWO and then he's a HUNDRED!! .. spamburger

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yes, brexit comes to mind on this, allowing those that will be dead in 10 years to decide for the future

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well. What are YOU going to do about it? Nothing will change until you make it happen. ??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two Words: Term Limits. I have been looking at the average age of Congress and it is frightening, 58. To me it should be 40 something.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

So just for younger people?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sanders is even older, and he for sure cares about the future he won't see; McConnel was already crap when he was young. It's not about age.

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Man if he died it'd be one good thing to happen in 2020

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Term limits isn't the issue. Age limits should exist. 65 should be required retirement for politicians

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You don't get to order for the table when you're about to leave the restaurant"

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It's called a Gerontocracy, and it's a sign of severe decline in a culture. No new ideas entering the governing class.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They need to older people who are more recognizable. The younger people just aren't memorable enough for voters.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey man, Nancy pelosi is 80 years old too, and she still looks like shes 60. The difference is that she's not a complete peice of shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

McConnell age 78 years; Biden age 77 years.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Politicians should be under 30. New ideas, less time to fall into corporate pockets, and they have to live in the messes they make.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not really. Young Republicans are corrupt too. Its not age its selfishness.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still trying to pass legislature that is 40- 50 yrs old.

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He fell into his bowl of lettuce, turtle problems.

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This! I don't see how it's realistic. People don't stay in the workplace that long they should in polotics either

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Bloody hell I apologise for the terrible spelling of the above message lol.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If more people voted, we would be better represented by who our population actually is. Not just a few wealthy dinosaurs.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

do we have a choice to vote someone not as elderly?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They choose candidates based on who is more likely to be voted for. That's why we're seeing more millennial politicians. We're voting.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

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*(2) except for the local state and city politicians, and I think, as you say, would matter big time!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would also help if more people participated in mid term elections. I live in an oil and gas state devoted to party. So much corruption.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More a problem of people with no soul governing your country.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUUUUCKKKKKKKK him.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have a minimum age for leaders, there should be a maximum age as well.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Jep

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha Biden is 77 and Trump is like 74. There is no end in sight for retirement home politicians.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This could be said about Ruth Ginsberg. A lot of people in deep political power have been running this country for fifty or more years.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Near dead"? He's undead.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A ghoul

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still think that there should be an upper age limit on political office and voting. How can you decide on something fairly, that is (1

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

newer than anything you'll accept, and which you will never see the consequences of? (end

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Jes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let’s let the teenagers do it!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want to know how many of our leaders went to segregated high schools.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should be out once they reach retirement age

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

How bout we fire them every 5 years instead.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We might lose some good ones that way though

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long is too long for you then? Cuz 5 feels too long to me but ill agree to 10 if thats what u want. Can we agree 40 is too long?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

40 is too long yes. It’s hard to say how long but retirement age is definitely a start.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yep. Getting rid of everyone 65+ in Congress would get rid of a few people I like a lot, but the net effect would be very positive.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Voters determine retirement age. Vote.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think is more important than term limits. Mandatory retirement.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Age isn't the problem. Traditionally, the tribe elders would have the experience to guide the tribe without repeating the mistakes of youth.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

This isnt a question of wisdom anymore! Imho. And the eldest wanted that their youngest drive. But this is totally different now

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With what life expectancy and on what kinds of issues?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is the issue. You tend to become inflexible as you age.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Problem is the giant turds in office. Not their age.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Youre right. Lets get young bucj Sanders in instead of these old bastards!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't care when he was younger either.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t say it’s our ONLY problem, but probably in the top 10, at least.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

should not be allowed to serve in congress if over Social Security retirement age

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Good luck. He's been in there since 85 and the Republican voters only concern is putting another Republican in, not the issues.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Near? If that were a banana it'd already be in the fucking bin.

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You. I like you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More upvotes needed here stat

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Nice

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Beautifully put

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God, I HOPE he's near dead. He'll probably be still be in the Senate ten years from now, though.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Right. Hasn't he skimmed enough money to retire? He is just a power hungry goblin that just won't die.

5 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 0

But if he steps down, whoever follows him might take all his money!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KY's governor now is a Dem, no way in hell McConnell leaves it to him to fill his seat. It'd be ironic if he keeled over anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His wife is like a Chinese billionaire so they tiene dinero

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

36 yers as a U.S. Senator, fucking ridiculous...

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Look at him. He died some time ago. That's clearly a corpse

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

And now he's forcing a far right judicial coup while the dems stand by meekly. Fucking travesty from a soulless monster.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm sure he's rich enough that money stopped mattering a long time ago. It's about power.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Power for what ? What does it give him? If he wanted a comfy share for his life evening and thousand bitches comforting him too, he could

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did you ever eat German Chinese food?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDK why but some people are just hungry for it. Why do you think Bezos hasn't retired? He couldn't spend all his money if he tried.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

True that. World domination , yeeehaaa. But at the, we as consumer and „the mass“ are responsible, vote how often?, it wont do anything imho

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Power is a hell of a drug my dude...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s a mental illness at his level. He’s like a hoarder. Never enough

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you ever eat German Chinese food?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehm yes, but never chinese chinese food... so i cant compare

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moscow Mitch could be classified as dead considering he has no heart

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Well if he does it's as black as Kentucky coal

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm 33 and I'm running for President in 2024. My running platform is Baja Blast in all drinking fountains in the US.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Dennis M ex CEO of Boeing is that you?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go on

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That's it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its the "fuck you, got mine" mentality

5 years ago | Likes 362 Dislikes 0

Hopefully he gets his soon.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

which can strike at any age. there's no point electing a young person if they agree with Mitch McConnell. policy matters. age doesn't.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"High school students are crybabies complaining about too much homework." ~the geezer who was never assigned homework in his life.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

With 80, having so much they dont need another cent... so why, with what goal, what are they gaining. They cant more life fulfillment (1)

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Hey mans gotta make sure the people here wants in power stays in power

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Money = power in this world. The more you have the higher you are above everyone else, or the law even.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guys, let's make a promise. If any of us gets a position in government, it will undisclosed all the secrets.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don’t think people like this have accepted that they will die

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

With fucking us over, except fucking other over is their joy

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

To be honest, old politicians look scared. Of what? I have no idea.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wants to be remembered as the guy that moved America to the right.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Moved? Or fucked up?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I imagine it's from life-long dirt they never want found out. People in power seem to like evil shit, like pedophilia.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My thoughts too. They received favours to gain power, now the debt is being called in. Got to keep the sharks fed, or your family is toast

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I believe most of Congress are millionaires.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah. That is sick also. Millionaires as politcians wth, they cant have any understanding of being a normal people anymore, they are aliens

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't you vote for people in parliament and senate where you live? If so, just vote for younger ones from other parties?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truth

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't see age as a problem. I think Sanders would have made a fine President.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He at least takes good care of himself. Meanwhile, we have old skeletons who refuse to fuck off.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, that is a good example against the majority. Dont know any other good old guy, not saying there are non!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's Carter, but he's not in politics, he's building houses.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The older you get the more prone you are to losing cognitive ability. Not to mention you're out of touch with how the world is.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both are important qualities you wanna have in a leader. There should really be a mandatory retirement age in politics.

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*stealing our future

5 years ago | Likes 791 Dislikes 1

More like destroying it.

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What's hard for people to understand is that people like him only want to see the rest of the world suffer.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

also destroying

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can’t upvote this enough

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Jep, better wording. Thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Stealing the future temporarily and then promptly dying so nobody wins in the end anyway

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

That's what he means. They pass laws that will never affect themselves, then they go and die so no one can hold them responsible.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*Destroying our future

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*One last fucking of our future before they croak

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Heard two 70+ ppl discuss that on the radio.The lady was like "why can older ppl vote at all? My vote will impact a future I wont even see."

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Slippery to go there 4sure but the idea is, passed a certain age if you dont vote thinking of next gens, you are slowly down the turnover of

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I am tempted to agree, but it is also important to allow the most experienced of us steady the rudder a bit. I am not suggesting blind...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...deference. Simply that our parents and grandparents have seen history unfold longer than we have been alive and have see some shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*slowing

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

mentalities and ideas.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So Biden is too old to be president, but Mitch is fine to continue in the Senate? Hmmm....

5 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 3

GOP double standards, it's ok for them but not for the others

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope. Both are too old. And so is trump. That simple

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I love when 75 year old Trump calls 78 year old Biden old. Lmao

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nope, Biden is also way too old, as is trump. In general the age of senators, judges, congressmen is a big problem.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Clean house and senate. Age limit. Term limits. Get new blood and make the seats change, no longer does the gov work for it's ppl. Self serv

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this is also the same age bracket that tell youths to go get a job but never retire, or retire and come back. thus never opening up the spot

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Now don't you forget nepotism!

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Don't forget about Pelosi....she's 80

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

She honestly looks great for 80

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I still would, ya know?

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Fienstien is 87!

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Makes one wonder if we should give up on term limits, and pursue a mandatory retirement age.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yes

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We do have a MINIMUM age. Why not max?

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