Cuddlecunt

140 pts ยท March 16, 2016


To be fair, his poo box is in there too, that's a shared facility

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The owner filming yelled at the older cat otherwise it was on

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's gorgeous! I had a black manx named Bumpy, that cat was like a dog super affectionate. Some asshole neighbor shot him. Keep em inside!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baby got back!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They keep the DNA on file to "research and improve the database" also they track genetic similarities. No thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a double entendres gold mine!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be sooooo expensive. They charged me $300 for one cat..

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A blackout

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Could be Turkey

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cats play a playa like video games!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pillow betwixt my legs so knees don't touch, fan on blast mode.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a sign of prosperity. Indoor plumbing game on lock.

8 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

Looking for a life-changing career opportunity? Virgins inquire at front desk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has her family in a bunker somewhere. She is an abused terrified woman, afraid of her abuser. We all know that right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How bout we make a #stopbullying campaign with his mug on it? Or maybe we should just stay complete hypocrites and teach our kids it's ok

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People who are negative for no reason should stfu.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People don't like cats because they are too much like people. Cautiously optimistic you might not suck, but too smart to assume anything.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dumb animal" yet again shows up humanity by being more civilized with a food source than we are with our own species.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let him sleep it off in the carrier. He (unlike people) doesn't enjoy being high.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My birthday!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet she took a crap... Mine tears thru the house all sass an fluff AF post poo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Papillae for nectar and pollen in flowers. I used to work with them. Loud as Hell! We had hundreds at the park.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Waiting room chairs always rip out a few with those bolts in the back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you shave yer hand? Hire could he resist a ham hand? Him is cat, I am tempted... Sooooo meaty...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooooo otterly hot!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Him needs new food! My cat had same thing got him new prescription food, he's good. Boy cats get crystals or bladder stones from norm food!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All my fuzzy friends have found me... Starving kitties, puppers and hurt birds welcome...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I rack up my FitBit points..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clean your cats nostrils. Nobody likes boogers. I can't tolerate it in my cats. Warm paper towel. Done, nose pink and boopable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0