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Sir, please remove all of your cuteness material and put them into the bin
Do not fret! They didn’t put the puppies through the scanner like they do with carry-on bags. They carefully placed the pups into the bin & the owner carried them through the security gate.
sauce: https://www.facebook.com/groups/dogspotting/permalink/10156945190229467/
MakeTabbouleNotWar
What’s sad is someone has probably tried to stash drugs inside puppies before. God damn.
jsk39
Wish I was on this flight! Or if I was this guy I’d offer to pass around the pups if nobody objects win win! Best flight ever
babykinz
Whats it cost to carry 1 dog in the cabin, $250, so 4 would be 1k?
StagBeetles
Please don't xray that! 0_0
HK47Statement
If i was behind this dude while he wastes everyones time for a fucking clickbait video id.....well id end up in jail for certain ...
Rayxzerox
I'm sitting here screaming "NO NO NO NO PUPPIES DON'T GO IN THERE" till i read the rest.
mishalala
Yes. This.
NotADodgeBallCannon
Are those puppies coming from his pants? If so, anyone know what kind of pants they are?
Cuddlecunt
That would be sooooo expensive. They charged me $300 for one cat..
pre1989
Puppyjacking?
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Full of smack
sciencebasedlifeform
Scooby-smack
savageworld
Those are pretty well-behaved pups.
NCPilot
One of them pooped in the bin, I guarantee it.
nomeaningtousername
are they for emotional support or are they service dogs
Silliosophical
Or are they paid passengers (as a group?) or just a carry-on? Air travel with pets is confusing in modern times.
Ryjith
What is with her hairline
Euin
Its a transvestite
Ryjith
Ah, i see
SasquatchGreetingCard
Do you think they were at least cat-scanned???
Yourereadingthisinyourhead
I hope they're not going to Korea...
ArcRay
poor little puppers, they gotta go on a scary plane ride.
Gluseph
The duffle bag is full of cocaine. Those are distraction puppers.
HeDaGeiBoi
*pocket sand movingjpg.*
marsgoose
I traveled with a pup once, they do get distracted by it, the pup bag was scanned only once during 4 stops.
marsgoose
Also I'm not sure how well since that particular TSA got peed on.
HotelFourSix
Good thing TSA doesn't have a mandate for finding drugs.
Stuckinidle
Then I learned I can smuggle Pupperonis
SnoBored
Im downvoting you cause pupperonis should be reserved solely for wiener dog puppies
fistermatic5000
LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT FUCKING EIGHT HEAD.
EmmaReiki
Smuggle pupples?
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
Ladies smuggle puppies all the time. You can see their noses.
GothKirby
I'm kinda weirded out because I always call my dog a pupperoni, I didn't realise it was an actual thing, thought it was just me being odd.
NantucketCat
There's a kind of dog treat called a Pupperoni, too!
AmbulanceAbuser
Yeah me too I thought I was the only one that called my friend Jakeareno
MechanicalFoundGhost
she is so happy
macandfriesandpizza
I need more information - I’m travelling from the U.K. to Croatia and have the option of adopting a litter of kittens but like.. an I??
Silliosophical
In the US, every airline has a different policy about animals. Some allow this apparently. It might be worth calling & asking your airline.
sporkie
That dude is traveling first class!
copingcabana
Man, that guy needs a lot of emotional support.
alderaanwasaninsidejob
Puppy salesman *pats puppie's butt* you can fit so much cocaine in this good boy.
ObliqueRay
Don't pets have to travel in cages in special compartments? He can't be taking them with him to the cabin...
Lizaderp
I had to travel with my cat once. I had to take her out, the carrier got put front of the scanner, and I carried her through like a baby.
westwood8183
They can go under the seat in a special type of bag carrier as long as it fits iirc.
FizzMaster0
Pets can ride in the cabin, in approved containers, for a fee. When I moved across the country, it cost $150 for my cat to be in the cabin
darkdragonempress
Depends on airline policy. Some limit the amount of animals per compartment. Some just require a limit on how many animals per handler.
iamthugnasty
Who is bringing 4 puppies on a plane and why?
Lizaderp
Distraction
callmethelizardqueen
I want to know where mom is. Those kids need to eat!
SpellKeeper
Because it would be cruel to leave one behind.
shyriath
Listen, if I could have 4 puppies with me on a plane, I would. And the reason would be "because puppies".
whatupmyknitters
Lots of reasons to take pups with them. Could be that he just wants to take his dogs with him to wherever he's going.
Neorago
Is this OK? I was not aware you were allowed to take these many pets with you on flights
darkdragonempress
It depends on airline policy. Some require a certain ratio of handler/animal. Others limit the total amount per plane.
TheFeralDog
Maybe he flew down and bought them. Future service dogs need to get used to all sorts of situations so this could be part of training?
DPSMadneSs
. cause i want to know if there are flying training lessons for service dogs
moonbows
Lol nope. They are trained in obedience and trained to do yhe tasks they need to know for the disabled person.
moonbows
They don't start that kind of training as puppies. It's onedience training first. But they have to go through most of their puppyhood first.
moonbows
Obedience*
Sn1chy
TIL not all airport security are grouchy assholes.
TheHawkRules
Who the fuck would be grouchy when presented with literal bins of puppies?
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
For all we know she could be the meanest bitch in the universe. A box of puppies could make Thanos smile
tangybreath
I can be a cranky bitch but never when it comes to puppies
LongAgoCrow
It seems to me they are grouchy aggressive dicks in the US mostly
macandfriesandpizza
Speaking from Europe.. basically get a clue on how to travel and you’ll always be treated with respect. I’ve never been treated badly.
ghoststts
I find they mimic passenger faces.
uusseerrssuubb
Any job where you have to deal with people every other minute would take its toll on you.
ArandomDane
My worst security check was a extremely hot women while in uniform on my way to a war zone.
KRicci
TSA was surprisingly super nice to me when I went through with some small frogs
ChloeRed
When I flew from my small local airport, they wanted to open my hand luggage. Sitting on the top when opened was a medium sized red 1/2
ChloeRed
panda plushie. It got lots of "awws" from the security staff :) 2/2
MrBoogerPig
dildo. They conducted themselves very professionally; always referring to it as THE dildo, not YOUR dildo.
sombrerohorsewagon
Not all passengers carry a sixer of cuteness
DeepBeyondBelief
Yes they are.
ElbowDeepInACat
Well how do you think you’d feel if your job was to go to an area full of grouchy assholes at 4:00AM and tell them to do shit
echonite
Ive not had any issues with TSA. I mean they havent been like amazing warm encounters, but just typicial people doing their jobs.
JohnBluehill
I flew in the US for the first time a few years ago and didn't know the process. Asked the agent to guide me and he was very kind about it.
neonskydazzer
Thank you for the input on this image, I am glad to see individuals are not afraid to share their opinions! Truly refreshing! Thank you!
LamentableLamp
Not when cute puppies are involved! Imagine if the DMV employees had puppies on their laps all day!
ClearCrayon
When I flew with my cat airport security was actually awesome, they opened up a separate line and everything to not stress the cat out
ComoSeIguana
If I had been on that flight I would have hated you if the cat was in the cabin with the passengers. I'm super duper allergic to cats.
ClearCrayon
It was, and it was planned in advance with the option to move away from the cat for that reason, I was all the way in the back too
ComoSeIguana
It's been a while since I have flown but do commercial airlines offer assistance if someone has any severe allergies? Like peanuts or cats?
AliBarber
Just gotta treat them how you wanna be treated. Funnily enough if you're a cunt to them they don't respond kindly
yourmomisminenow
as a latin american you can almost taste the hatred from the airport security people, not very nice I gotta say.
terminal7street
“You’ve been ‘randomly’ selected”
AliBarber
Got a beard and a swarthy complexion, I see
ReifieR
That's a good way to live, but I will say I'm usually grouchy because they are grouchy, I have no shoes on, no belt, my bags are on a
ReifieR
conveyor, my pants are sliding down, and the trip to where I'm going hasn't even started.
AliBarber
Fake it. Be happy, make them smile.
m2k1000
So what have we learned? Put the drugs in the puppies first
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I heard some people do it with mules, but you would think a puppy would be much smaller and more practical to take in a plane.
pre1989
Sad parts is this has been done ..It did not end well for the dogs at all ..Dont worry vet went to prison for a long time
MarkusJunnikkala
temujin9
Suddenly . . .
GoodFUCKINGmorning
TheS4ndm4n
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Paithinzo
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AR33
And when the sniffer dog goes near them they think it's just sniffing their butts!
Whackamoley
People do this. Then they cut them open to get the drugs out. The puppies die. How funny is that?
SendNudis
I bet you are fun at parties.
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SederHishtalshelus
I swear to god if anyone does this
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
You say that like they already don't
SederHishtalshelus
They better not. Otherwise I have a special place for my fist to go when I see them in the afterlife..... I know I'm reaching.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Just so long as you're aware of it lad
leadoxide2
It’s quite common to do this with liquid cocain/meth, I can’t remember which
SederHishtalshelus
How do you know that?
leadoxide2
I think I first heard it from Drug Inc on Netflix: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/01/nyregion/heroin-puppies-veterinarian-smuggling.html
SexyYoda
don't they get cancer because of that machine? or am I soending too much time reading bs?
letthefuturebegin
Only the empty puppy-carry bag went through the machine. It’s okay, the puppies didn’t go through the machine
FourthVoice
They use wavelengths far below ionizing, zero cancer risk there.
Silliosophical
They were walked through the scanner that people use. I’m not sure about the cancer risk of the x-ray machine used on bags.
MrNightfish
Unless they work differently than medical x-rays (i.e. much higher exposure), the risk isn't huge.
MunitionsFrenzy
X-ray machines and the like have a tiny impact on your cancer risk unless you're getting x-rayed, like, weekly.
MunitionsFrenzy
Fun fact: flying itself exposes you to radiation because the atmosphere (which normally protects you) is thinner higher up. Happy vacations!
TerryFoldFlaps
Fun fact: eating a banana exposes you to radiation as well.
TheRedSir
CaptainMiffles
thing is, flying at high altitude exposes you to about 1mREM/hr, so even a 17hr long haul flight is only slightly more than a chest xray.
lolthisismyusername
And with a 17 hour flight I'm far more worried about dying of boredom anyways.
MunitionsFrenzy
Yup. X-rays, high altitudes...it's all pretty minor compared to other factors. Don't want cancer? Be born with good genes. And don't smoke.
Jetison333
Why is the time specifically 17h? Just shorter it and have it exactly the same as a chest xray
CaptainMiffles
idk, it's a very long flight that i know actually exists. dubai - aukland, 17hrs 20mins
MunitionsFrenzy
I presume that was a typo for "7" on Miffles' part; it's closer to 7 than to 17. Estimates vary between 6 and 8.5 for the precise number.
CaptainMiffles
idk, it's a very long flight that i know actually exists. dubai - aukland, 17hrs 20mins