Cryptotis

87696 pts ยท February 18, 2016


fake internet points give me serotonin

There was a meme a few months ago with Knuckles having a Ugandan accent

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Thanks! I'm certainly having fun trying!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ngl, "serrated beak" sounds about 10 times more terrifying than "goose teeth"

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It was stuck in my friend's army gear and I think it was too confused to do anything when we got it out. Also, swift hands

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SECRET

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was from a biology class I was in, and we actually did look at bananas at one point lol

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Just going off of looks, I'm pretty sure it's the little disc and the bug on it is a microscopic bacteria, but don't take my word for it.

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Dang. You caught me in a lie. This is actually from all the time I spend sucking on cow titties.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Kansas please stop torturing me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screw it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cheep

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A Luigi board?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just realized I spelled "sitting" wrong in the first picture. It would appear I might be drunk as well.

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Probably being milked so the baby can have plenty of colostrum-rich milk

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Nourish and care for it?

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I ain't into that

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Because they like small dark spaces

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It really depends. Some are very defensive and mean amd others could not care less. I'd guess that Nagini mostly liked us for heat though!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Northwest Kansas!

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Paid, but only for a month unfortunately, although I hope to go back next year. I taught some ecology classes at a summer camp there!

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Yep! They are a constrictor species and are nearly harmless. They can still bite, but they won't kill you

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Not venomous, but she could still bite if frightened. Bullsnakes are a pretty harmless, constrictor species

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, box turtles are definitely turtles, although they spend most of their time on land similar to a tortoise!

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Northwestern Kansas. Definitely look around at your state parks and reserves and such and see if they have positions!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ball pythons definitely. They're very popular as pets and are generally friendly and easy to care for

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I'd love to post some if I get the time!

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Nope, just your sex organs! ;)

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Middle of nowhere Kansas!

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