Cryptotis
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I work at a dairy and got knocked over by a cow and banged up my leg pretty badly. Here is my knee the day after...
And my shin about a week after
Please laugh at my pain
Eveverly
I wont laugh at your pain, but I hope you heal quick!
armeggedonCounselor
At least you have cute socks.
ERJockey
Cool raccoon socks.
hackller
don't milk it!
Nautas
Use a pillow next time.
Cryptotis
Dang. You caught me in a lie. This is actually from all the time I spend sucking on cow titties.
dietderpsy
"MILK ME WILL YA?!"
JesusMaximus
Which do we eat more of though?
BonaFide
https://imgur.com/FfGvgV9
CrassiusCurio
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Poovey farms?
Cryptotis
DiastaticPower
Haydzor
https://imgur.com/uGfvgvf
LonelyBrannigan
Well cows have the advantage of breathing on land, if sharks did....
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone
Then they’d be flopping around unable to move effectively and die.
DiabolicalStench
They can walk on their new lungs...
GetlnLoserWereGonnaOffendEveryone